You may be Taliban if...

[mcantar18c]

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[HoneyBadger]

[LOL] Awesome!

[Sharpienads]

Those are pretty good! [ROFL1]

[Mazin]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[asmo]

dirka dirka

[islandermyk]

#13 Your hero/prophet was an illiterate slacker who had no job, heard voices, liked little boys(popped his favorite goat's cherry around age 3), believed in assassination, theft, slavery, and murder, and prayed to a moon god (Allah).


I couldn't help it [ROFL1]


[Beer]

I'm going back to my corner now[Tooth]

[RonMexico]

Spot on brother, nice post

[Tinelement]

Great laugh!

Loved #2

[mcantar18c]

#13 Your hero/prophet was an illiterate slacker who had no job, heard voices, liked little girls (popped his favorite wife's cherry around age 9), believed in assassination, theft, slavery, and murder, and prayed to a moon god (Allah).

Oh now you've done it. They're gonna see this and start rioting in the streets. Shame on you for speaking truth about their beloved leader.
[Tooth]

[DD977GM2]

I am nominating this as post of the Month [Beer][M2]

[denverco]

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

should be changed to

10. You have nothing against women, but love little boys.

[MCarp71]

[ROFL1][ROFL2]

[DD977GM2]

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

should be changed to

10. You have nothing against women, but love little boys.


+1 and add "& goats"

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh now you've done it. They're gonna see this and start rioting in the streets. Shame on you for speaking truth about their beloved leader.
[Tooth]

Wait till i post a pic of my latest Mohammed painting.

May Allah guide my brushes on a swift and righteous path of glory. Allah be praised...[M2]

[MED]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]

[Ronin13]

#14- (What we learned from our Cultural training): You live by the rule- Women are for procreation boys (and goats) are for pleasure.

#15- You wear pajamas all day long.

#16- You recognize that two different times exist, 9 o'clock and Arab 9 o'clock (sometime at or slightly before noon).
[Beer]

[sniper7]

nice![ROFL1]

[DD977GM2]

#14- (What we learned from our Cultural training): You live by the rule- Women are for procreation boys (and goats) are for pleasure.

#15- You wear pajamas all day long.

#16- You recognize that two different times exist, 9 o'clock and Arab 9 o'clock (sometime at or slightly before noon).
[Beer]


What am I missing?

[Ronin13]

What am I missing?

In the Arab/Muslim world, they have a term called "en shallah" meaning "if Allah wills it." You tell them to be somewhere at a certain time they usually say "en shallah" meaning that they'll get there when they get there. We used to always have to tell our Afghan counterparts that training or whatever started at 1000, that's 10 o'clock sharp, not en shallah.

[TheBelly]

In the Arab/Muslim world, they have a term called "en shallah" meaning "if Allah wills it." You tell them to be somewhere at a certain time they usually say "en shallah" meaning that they'll get there when they get there. We used to always have to tell our Afghan counterparts that training or whatever started at 1000, that's 10 o'clock sharp, not en shallah.

My personal favorite is when I hear 'en shallah' from someone thats wearing a watch.

[facepalm]

[Ronin13]

My personal favorite is when I hear 'en shallah' from someone thats wearing a watch.

[facepalm]

[ROFL1]Yes... but from my experience, 90% of watches in Afghanistan are either wrong, or broken. They're just an accessory, not a functional timepiece.