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Heep72
09-29-2012, 13:20
Ok, so I took a few days off from looking after my two little dogs bathroom habits. We are talking about a Chihuahua/Boston mix and a Shiba Inu. I cannot believe how much crap was out there! How do they produce that much after just a couple of days?!?! There has got to be a way to make money off them! Carry on. [Coffee]

jerrymrc
09-29-2012, 14:18
I know how ya feel. 3 dogs X 2-3 shits a day X 2 days means 12-18 land mines in the yard.[Bang] I am going to get it mowed today before the rain. [Flower]

BlasterBob
09-29-2012, 14:36
Right here is one of the advantages of having a hound dog and living on a 35 acre spread. In the last 6 or 7 years, the wife has policed up some dog crap only a couple times - I never have as it's not in my "job description".[Tooth]
The dog ventures around various select spots away from the house area and once in a while I can see her looking back at the house, just in case I'm watching her from the window, to see if I concur that the place she is about to drop a load, is OK with me.
No no Gertie, don't drop it there [Cheer]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/bobjan/Guarddog001.jpg

colorider
09-29-2012, 14:44
Feed them good food,and it greatly reduces the amount of poop. Meat as the 1st ingredient and as little corn or filler as possible. The Costco Kirkland food gets great ratings and is priced good.

jerrymrc
09-29-2012, 14:52
Feed them good food,and it greatly reduces the amount of poop. Meat as the 1st ingredient and as little corn or filler as possible. The Costco Kirkland food gets great ratings and is priced good.

Nothing but Instinct that has no fillers. Still get 2 a day out of them.

Troublco
09-29-2012, 16:41
Right here is one of the advantages of having a hound dog and living on a 35 acre spread.

This. My dogs are limited to the 2 acres that the house and the hayfield are on, but that's enough. The only poop we scoop is when they can't get off the lawn and into the hayfield - usually the day after irrigation.

sniper7
09-29-2012, 16:58
Usually fill an entire walmart bag every week.[Bang]

ChunkyMonkey
09-29-2012, 17:00
Ha, my English Bulldog cleans up after herself! As in eating her own poop when we don't watch her. [Tooth]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 17:24
Ha, my English Bulldog cleans up after herself! As in eating her own poop when we don't watch her. [Tooth]

I have had dogs that have done that! Yummy!

Musashi
09-29-2012, 17:50
Ha, my English Bulldog cleans up after herself! As in eating her own poop when we don't watch her. [Tooth]

Yeah those are what I call "self-cleaning" dogs
[Rant2]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 17:53
Yeah those are what I call "self-cleaning" dogs
[Rant2]

[Puke]

sniper7
09-29-2012, 17:54
Ha, my English Bulldog cleans up after herself! As in eating her own poop when we don't watch her. [Tooth]

ewwwwww!!!!!


It's okay, my little dog will sometimes get excited and dribble a little pee. she usually then licks it up until I can stop her and get it cleaned up

BlasterBob
09-29-2012, 17:54
Yeah those are what I call "self-cleaning" dogs
[Rant2]

That's more efficient than a self cleaning oven.[Tooth]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 17:56
You all are some sick mofo's! [Tooth]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 17:58
Ha, my English Bulldog cleans up after herself! As in eating her own poop when we don't watch her. [Tooth]
Yumm!! Chocolate kisses for mommy and daddy! [ROFL1]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 18:28
Yumm!! Chocolate kisses for mommy and daddy! [ROFL1]

Dont you start Dave! [Beer]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 18:31
Dont you start Dave! [Beer]
[ROFL1] [Coffee] As long as you say you haven't had that taste in your mouth before, I won't start. [Beer]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 18:35
[ROFL1] [Coffee] As long as you say you haven't had that taste in your mouth before, I won't start. [Beer]

You are a sick man! By the way I havent!

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 18:39
You are a sick man! By the way I havent!
And how long have you known me?? [Tooth] Wait, uhhh long enough to know I'm sick. OK then!! [Beer]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 18:45
And how long have you known me?? [Tooth] Wait, uhhh long enough to know I'm sick. OK then!! [Beer]

Great minds think alike! [Beer]

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 19:29
Great minds think alike! [Beer]
I thought it was "Great minds Drink alike"?? [Beer]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 20:33
I thought it was "Great minds Drink alike"?? [Beer]

Good call!

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 20:53
[Beer][Beer]

Danimal
09-29-2012, 21:02
You know what I have the same problem. On top of that I have a giant apple tree, a peach tree and grapes. I have a ton of crap and rotten fruit all over the lawn all the time. I know what you are going to say, that I need to take care of my lawn, but you have no idea. My apple tree drops about 100 lbs of apples every week, and I work 60 hours a week.

Then my dog craps everywhere that apples do not fall. Shit everywhere. So my solution was to get a good pair of boots that I wear when I am in the back yard and I just leave them outside the back door. I use them for my once a week raking overhaul where I combine all the apple shit peach pile and top off my dumpster. I do it before trash day and it amounts to about an hour and a half of raking once a week.

Heep72
09-29-2012, 21:08
Then my dog craps everywhere that apples do not fall. Shit everywhere.

[ROFL1][ROFL2]
Thats funny! Had me lol'in with that one!

Monky
09-29-2012, 21:10
I haven't picked up poop in 3 weeks.. I blame my back.. I have to pick it up tomorrow.. thank god for Tramodol..

DSB OUTDOORS
09-29-2012, 21:24
I haven't picked up poop in 3 weeks.. I blame my back.. I have to pick it up tomorrow.. thank god for Tramodol..
Meh!! 12 GA shotgun make the Poo go away!! And its funner!! [Coffee]

jerrymrc
09-29-2012, 21:32
You know what I have the same problem. On top of that I have a giant apple tree, a peach tree and grapes. I have a ton of crap and rotten fruit all over the lawn all the time. I know what you are going to say, that I need to take care of my lawn, but you have no idea. My apple tree drops about 100 lbs of apples every week, and I work 60 hours a week.

Then my dog craps everywhere that apples do not fall. Shit everywhere. So my solution was to get a good pair of boots that I wear when I am in the back yard and I just leave them outside the back door. I use them for my once a week raking overhaul where I combine all the apple shit peach pile and top off my dumpster. I do it before trash day and it amounts to about an hour and a half of raking once a week.


Apple flavored doggy treats? [LOL]

Heep72
09-29-2012, 21:34
Meh!! 12 GA shotgun make the Poo go away!! And its funner!! [Coffee]
Or a mini gun!

Monky
09-30-2012, 02:05
Meh!! 12 GA shotgun make the Poo go away!! And its funner!! [Coffee]

Pretty sure my neighbors would NOT appreciate it... Some of us aren't lucky to live in the hills.

hghclsswhitetrsh
09-30-2012, 07:24
I have a 135 pound bloodhound and a 90 pound lab. They poo twice a day. So since I HATE picking it up I pick it up everyday when I get home.