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BPTactical
10-04-2012, 19:52
Q-If I have 10 pieces of bacon and my friend wants 2 how many slices of bacon do I have left?








A- 10, cause I am not giving up any bacon...




Ok, stupid I know but with the political threads lately I figured we were overdue.
[Beer]
Sharpienads
10-04-2012, 19:59
I lawled.
anaphylaxis
10-04-2012, 20:00
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon-pancakes.jpg
Troublco
10-04-2012, 20:02
No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...[ROFL1]
BPTactical
10-04-2012, 20:09
No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...[ROFL1]

Touche'
DSB OUTDOORS
10-04-2012, 20:14
No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...[ROFL1]
Butt, the shortage is comming they say. I'm stalking up. [Coffee]

Want some bacon little boy?? [Muaha]
sniper7
10-04-2012, 20:29
Free bacon at mb888s house! I hear he wants back in the site
Tinelement
10-04-2012, 20:35
Q-If I have 10 pieces of bacon and my friend wants 2 how many slices of bacon do I have left?








A- 10, cause I am not giving up any bacon...




Ok, stupid I know but with the political threads lately I figured we were overdue.
[Beer]


I'm gonna go with I get 18.

Cause if he wanted 2 and I'm cooking, he better have brought over 10 more slices.

[ROFL1][ROFL1]
Ah Pook
10-04-2012, 20:40
10

Let him get his own damn bacon. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/077/d/7/zombie_pig_by_bad_blood.gif
ray1970
10-04-2012, 20:43
I got free bacon last weekend.

The wife and I went camping with a big group of people. We had all decided ahead of time that we wouldn't be doing anything elaborate for breakfast so we could get out early on the atv trails to ride. There were some "young whippersnappers" camping with us and they were up early before we went riding cooking some bacon. I told them they sucked for cooking it where I could smell it. They gave me a piece.

[Beer]
BPTactical
10-04-2012, 20:53
I got free bacon last weekend. They gave me a piece.

[Beer]


Throwing the BS flag on this one Ray.
You traded them some dog eared magazines and a half eaten bag of Cheetos for it, didn't you?
If they only knew.......
Sparky
10-04-2012, 20:57
Did somebody say bacon?
Fentonite
10-04-2012, 20:58
My wife brought home a lovely pack of bacon today. Just a surprise token of her love. I cooked up the bacon in a heavy layer of Dillo Dust, and made a couple bacon-tomato-cheese sammies. Who says romance is dead?
MarkCO
10-04-2012, 21:04
Bacon Brats from Edwards Meats in WheatRidge...

Cook em on the grill (all the neighbors will be out) toast some sourdough rolls, slap the brats on the rolls with some cheddar, off the gas close lid for 5 mintues...slap a fresh tomatoe slice on top and serve with a cold afternoon football game and a beer.

The boys and I have them when the wife is out...they won't let her even try them claiming they are "Man Food only"
Ah Pook
10-04-2012, 21:08
Tried out some of Gilpin Guy's jalapeno bacon on a BLT today. Mmmmmm [Ban1]
DSB OUTDOORS
10-04-2012, 21:12
Tried out some of Gilpin Guy's jalapeno bacon on a BLT today. Mmmmmm [Ban1]
Got mine on order. Can't wait! Send me the empty pack so I can take a sniff. Having DT's. [ROFL1]
MCarp71
10-05-2012, 08:06
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon-pancakes.jpg

I'm thinking weekend experiment! HMMM!!
CCarp94
10-05-2012, 08:18
Bacon!!!! Mmmmm[Alrigh]
Ronin13
10-05-2012, 09:49
For that special woman in your life...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wmOukBJBjBg/Tgy1pQPDRcI/AAAAAAAAAFE/loV9NbfRvqQ/s1600/20081125_choco_33_Chocolate_Covered_Bacon-s500x375-100151-580.jpg
You know you can't resist either! [Beer]
GilpinGuy
10-05-2012, 10:02
Bacon Brats from Edwards Meats in WheatRidge...

Cook em on the grill (all the neighbors will be out) toast some sourdough rolls, slap the brats on the rolls with some cheddar, off the gas close lid for 5 mintues...slap a fresh tomatoe slice on top and serve with a cold afternoon football game and a beer.

The boys and I have them when the wife is out...they won't let her even try them claiming they are "Man Food only"

I used to get lots of meat from Edwards Meats when I was living in town. Good stuff there. I'll have to stop by and get some of the bacon brats. Sounds freaking awesome!
ezgoinrob
10-05-2012, 10:54
I’m from Georgia and my math is not too good but...
If Johnny has 10 strips of bacon and Johnny’s friend takes 2..
Johnny then has 20 because he beat his friend’s ass and took his stash of 10.

Does that add up?

Ez
Ronin13
10-05-2012, 11:03
I’m from Georgia and my math is not too good but...
If Johnny has 10 strips of bacon and Johnny’s friend takes 2..
Johnny then has 20 because he beat his friend’s ass and took his stash of 10.

Does that add up?

Ez

This totally explains why Byte moved to GA! [Beer] Can we adopt this policy here!? [Weight]
DSB OUTDOORS
10-06-2012, 08:21
Bacon Fights Back! [Rant2] Bacon +1, DSB -1, Last Great Act Of Defiance. [ROFL1]
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22287324/BACON_FIGHTS_BACK.jpg
Damn bacon grease!!
Ah Pook
10-06-2012, 11:20
Bacon Fights Back! [Rant2] Bacon +1, DSB -1, Last Great Act Of Defiance. [ROFL1]
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22287324/BACON_FIGHTS_BACK.jpg
Damn bacon grease!!
Is this why nudists don't eat bacon? [Coffee]
DSB OUTDOORS
10-06-2012, 17:10
Is this why nudists don't eat bacon? [Coffee]
Or Fly Fish!! [Tooth]