View Full Version : Dead Guy on I-70
SuperiorDG
10-10-2012, 11:56
Just drove by. Dead guy laying in the road just East of Federal. Looks like he jumped from the overpass into traffic. Big mess, I-70 closed at I-76
ChunkyMonkey
10-10-2012, 11:59
I just heard it on the radio...
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_21740566/eastbound-i-70-closed-at-federal-denver?source=rss
Article says "attempted suicide" are you sure he was dead?
BPTactical
10-10-2012, 12:13
Last thing through his mind?????
A bumper....
Pedestrians have the right of way, I hope he sues.
SuperiorDG
10-10-2012, 12:19
Article says "attempted suicide" are you sure he was dead?
Trust me he was dead. No one working on him, just laying there with white sheet over him. The body was in the middle lane about 100 feet from over pass. Looks like he jumped into traffic.
DD977GM2
10-10-2012, 12:21
Wife said that the body was covered and had a backpack and shoe by it and the
prius that the person hit was still there.
DD977GM2
10-10-2012, 12:21
Last thing through his mind?????
A bumper....
To soon????
But I....... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
NEVER ever turn your back on a sheet covering a stiff...Trust me on this, I've seen enough zombie movies.
ChunkyMonkey
10-10-2012, 12:25
Wife said that the body was covered and had a backpack and shoe by it and the
prius that the person hit was still there.
I was going to say he was such a selfish and coward human being to jump into the traffic and put another person in such traumatic event... but a prius? Even money?
DD977GM2
10-10-2012, 12:30
NEVER ever turn your back on a sheet covering a stiff...Trust me on this, I've seen enough zombie movies.
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
The country needs to remove or restrict access to all bridges and overpasses. If it saves just one life, then it is totally worth it.
I was going to say he was such a selfish and coward human being to jump into the traffic and put another person in such traumatic event... but a prius? Even money?
Beat me by five minutes.
Prius or not, no one needs to start their day like that (The driver, not the jumper.).
DD977GM2
10-10-2012, 12:32
I was going to say he was such a selfish and coward human being to jump into the traffic and put another person in such traumatic event... but a prius? Even money?
Even so, Im a good hearted person, no one should have to go through the trauma
like that from someone else when there are easier ways to go about offing one self.
Oh c'mon you guys ... you know it's jumping that should be outlawed, regulated and licensed.
I was going to say he was such a selfish and coward human being to jump into the traffic and put another person in such traumatic event... but a prius? Even money?
Great, now that asshole will be bragging about how they helped reduce a carbon footprint for the rest of the day.
Fentonite
10-10-2012, 12:36
I waited until post#10 to post this. I think that's long enough...
[Worth]
ChunkyMonkey
10-10-2012, 12:36
^^^ we all need help.
Wife said that the body was covered and had a backpack and shoe by it and the
prius that the person hit was still there.
I call bullshit on this... He's not dead- It's a Prius, that's the safest, greenest car out there! C'mon... you sure he wasn't struck by a Ford F250 that thought it was just a bump in the road and kept driving? Or maybe... Nope, the fall, that's what killed him. [ROFL1] Is the Prius totaled? [Tooth]
SuperiorDG
10-10-2012, 12:55
All this makes me think that killing oneself with a gun is so much better. [Bang]
SuperiorDG
10-10-2012, 13:00
I waited until post#10 to post this. I think that's long enough...
[Worth]
I was going 65 in the west bound lanes. Sorry, didn't have time.[Driver][PoPo]
What a coward. Weak way to go. Put it on someone else, even if they were rocking a Prius. Still not cool.
I could not help but laugh when reading some of these posts. I had a sister do this so I know what it does to the family, I have no feelings for someone that pulls this crap. Obviously this guy has no feelings either, at least from the waist down. Sorry I could not help it.
How you know you've failed at life: "attempted suicide" you couldn't even do that right.
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
10-10-2012, 14:05
just went by there and they were hosing the pavement off so he must have been dead
Sounds like attempted suicide by car! (http://kdvr.com/2012/10/10/major-delays-on-i-70-after-pedestrian-is-hit-killed-on-freeway/)
NEVER ever turn your back on a sheet covering a stiff...Trust me on this, I've seen enough zombie movies.
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DD977GM2
10-10-2012, 14:39
Sounds like attempted suicide by car! (http://kdvr.com/2012/10/10/major-delays-on-i-70-after-pedestrian-is-hit-killed-on-freeway/)
Police believe the party was on the freeway
Why would you party on the freeway [ROFL1]
The link Monky posted brought up a good question. I wonder if the I-70/Federal webcam picked up that action? You'd think that would wrap up any investigation pretty quickly
Great-Kazoo
10-10-2012, 14:59
OIA
Occupy Interstate Asphalt
OIA
Occupy Interstate Asphalt
UHPH
Ultimate Hitting Pavement Hard
soldier-of-the-apocalypse
10-10-2012, 15:42
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Turns into attempted suicide by ass whoopin'
Why would you party on the freeway [ROFL1]
[ROFL1] Because, the risk is part of the fun! This sounds just like what I just saw on Zonation today- "Us black conservatives are putting the black in RepuBLACKin party- now it's a party!" [LOL]
dwalker460
10-10-2012, 16:38
Guys comon, have some sympathy, that poor Liberal was just crushed by the recent polls showing Romney ahead, that with the HERO OF THE WORLD Obaloney's shellacing in the debate...whats a poor Liberal to do?
And you know he picked a Prius because its recyclable...
SideShow Bob
10-10-2012, 17:18
The link Monky posted brought up a good question. I wonder if the I-70/Federal webcam picked up that action? You'd think that would wrap up any investigation pretty quickly
Depends on which side of the bridge he jumped from, and what way the camera was aimed at the time.
Either way, even if it was recorded, the footage won't be released. Unless someone in CDOT's TOC takes a payoff under the table from some unscrupulous media type.
I wonder if he jumped from the side where oncomming traffic could see him fall or whether he jumped from the side blind to traffic ?
The guy is apparently related to Rodney Dangerfield...
No respect!
TEAMRICO
10-10-2012, 17:39
I waited until post#10 to post this. I think that's long enough...
[Worth]
Sick minds think alike, that was my first thought.[Tooth]
pickenup
10-10-2012, 20:49
Was headed west on I-70 approaching I-76. Saw nothing but brakes lights going on.
Cut off onto I-76, was wondering what happened.
This thread explains it.
We were within a half hour of the beer truck turning over on Hwy-58 & I-70 a few weeks ago.
Hmmmmmm......
The conspiracy theorist inside me hopes that this guy was responsible for the recent abduction and took himself out.
Wife said that the body was covered and had a backpack and shoe by it and the
prius that the person hit was still there.
wait...wha? a prius? I blame the liberal hippys!!!!
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