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Tinelement
10-19-2012, 20:33
Yours or hers?

Holy crap!

So I see my mother-in-law 5 days a week. She helps with kiddos. I can leave dirty dishes around all the time. And I don't care !

Her mother-in-law will be in tomorrow for the first time since April when our daughter was born,
I think I'm remodeling a bathroom, cleaning all carpets, grouting the entry way and putting in a new kitchen counter top by noon tomorrow! My mom could give to shits!

Freaking A! My wife is nuts!! [Bang]

But, I'm sure they all are!!! [ROFL1]
dwalker460
10-19-2012, 20:34
my mother in law doesnt speak English, and I dont speak Chinese, so it works pretty good around here...
Graves
10-19-2012, 20:36
Better get to crackin' bub.
Tinelement
10-19-2012, 20:48
Better get to crackin' bub.

Trying to get the sleep walking, don't like my bed, I need mommy 2 yr old to bed!! That only takes till mid night.

Then I'm on it!!!! [ROFL1]
Great-Kazoo
10-19-2012, 20:51
Trying to get the sleep walking, don't like my bed, I need mommy 2 yr old to bed!! That only takes till mid night.

Then I'm on it!!!! [ROFL1]

Benadryl & cherry coke, they sleep tight, without the light. 1/4 tsp per every 10lbs of weight:)
Graves
10-19-2012, 20:53
[LOL]
Oh f#%* Jim!
[LOL]
JohnnyEgo
10-19-2012, 20:54
My Mother-in-Law is fantastic. As a quasi-agnostic who likes to swear, drink, and shoot things, she thinks I am the devil. Plus, her being a Jehovah's Witness really cuts down on birthday and Christmas expenses. I never have to deal with her craziness; only the craziness she passed on and periodically induces in my wife.

My wife won the Mother-In-Law lottery. My Mom has tunnel vision for everything except the grand kids. She requires no maintenance, expects nothing, and will gladly watch the babies for hours.
Mazin
10-19-2012, 21:00
My mom Lives with us, the wife and her gets along good. My wifes mom is ok if she would pay me back the 20k she owes me, but thats another story.
tmjohnson
10-19-2012, 21:30
Happy wife, Happy Life !!!!!
GilpinGuy
10-19-2012, 22:14
my mother in law doesnt speak English, and I dont speak Chinese, so it works pretty good around here...

Hahaha! Pretty much the same here, except it Laos.

Oh yeah, she lives 650 miles away too. [Beer]
Troublco
10-19-2012, 23:11
My MIL is 425 miles away, and hers is about 2500. Works pretty well all the way around.
Tinelement
10-20-2012, 00:07
Happy wife, Happy Life !!!!!

Pretty much my wife's favorite saying!!

Both our mother-in-laws are great! It's just funny how the wife acts when my mom comes into town. All she wants to do is smootch the kiddos and help out.


Better get back to work.
[LOL]
sniper7
10-20-2012, 01:10
my MIL is GTG. she doesn't bother me at all. We keep to ourselves, take care of our shit, they come over sometimes and play with our son, or he goes over there and things are GTG!

My mom is awesome, sometimes spacey, but does a great job helping out, gets good gifts etc.

My wifes grandma is a saint! she drives to us on the days I am out of town and the wife is working, watches our son all day, doesn't ask for anything in return, just enjoys the time with him! absolutely awesome!
birddog
10-20-2012, 07:55
That's how Women are. If my family is coming for dinner we can just throw something together and call it good. If hers is coming its an all out formal deal. Totally different but exactly the same.
flan7211
10-20-2012, 08:15
My MIL is an absolute psycho. She makes the wierdest stands, and stresses my wife out beyond reason. Glad some of you guys have tolerable ones.
glock21
10-20-2012, 13:52
I hate mine and she hates me, nuff said lol.
akumadiavolo
10-20-2012, 16:59
my mother in law doesnt speak English, and I dont speak Chinese, so it works pretty good around here...

That's pretty much what I have going on. MIL speaks Mandarin, Taiwanese and Spanish. I speak English. We get alone great. Plus she lives in the Dominican Republic so I only see her once every couple years.

Both the Wife and love my Mother, she's awesome. Going over tonight because she mad me a lasagna, which is my favorite food. No complaints about either side.
Irving
10-20-2012, 20:53
I love my wife's mother-in-law.
hobowh
10-20-2012, 22:43
My MIL passed 4months after we got hitched. She was great. How about father in laws mine traded 4500 rnds of my ammo for zinc copper and some silver... That was the first of 2 trades he did while I was out of town. Though hers isn't much better serving 9 for vehicular homicide. Oh and she likes her MIL.
Tinelement
10-20-2012, 22:44
I love my wife's mother-in-law.

[ROFL3]
hghclsswhitetrsh
10-20-2012, 22:51
My mother in law is great. Puts up with my dumb ass and always has something nice to say all the time. My mom passed away almost 3 years ago. But my wife and my mom to along great.
hunterhawk
10-21-2012, 01:10
Mine is here now.. Gave my wife and I a day and a half notice that she was comming. She drives me nuts and I think is starting to drive the wife nuts too.. Good news is she lives in TN... Bad news is they want to move back to Colorado... When that day happens it will be a very bad day!

Forgot to mention they raised my wife to fear guns and that they were evil! So that was a big eye opener for her and my wife when they realized such a nice guy (me) could have guns and be normal. The wife doesn't mind it but the mil is always talking bad about guns and doesn't like that I own a few...

So yeah bottom line Tuesday can't come soon enough...
ChadAmberg
10-21-2012, 09:43
I've only met my so called mother in law twice in the almost 20 years we've been together, and that was in the first couple months after we met. My wife wrote her mom a letter cutting off all contact shortly after.
It's hard to say I even have one. She is a psychopath and we have nothing to do with my wife's parents.
The MIL while growing up would throw knives at her siblings. Then grew up to be the school bully. She would make her son beat up my wife while growing up. She went nuts when my wife figured out she was married before and that my wife's oldest brother had another father. MIL sued her sister in law recently and tried to get a restraining order saying the sister in law cannot have contact with her sons (who are in their 40s). My wife broke her ankle as a child and her mom (a nurse) told her to walk it off and never got it repaired, so she's permanently injured now. She kicked my wife out of the house at 16 permanently because my wife wouldn't be controlled, so she had to finish high school while working 3 jobs and living on her own. These are just some of the stories.
She should be in prison. Does anyone know the penalty for taking a dump on someone's grave? I want to start planning...
buffalobo
10-21-2012, 09:47
I have a great mother in law. She always sticks up for me with my wife. [Beer]

She is a life long Democrat and used to be active in local politics. We have had a 10 year long debate.


My wife and mom get along well but spend most of the time ganging up on me[Rant1] and are generally evil together.
bogie
10-21-2012, 11:10
I just pray my wife doesn't turn in to my MIL. I see some similarities...
Squeeze
10-21-2012, 17:51
My mother-in-law is a real treasure...you need a map & a shovel to find her. :-)
bellavite1
10-21-2012, 18:48
Well, my mom passed a few years ago.
They came to visit for 8 (EIGHT!) weeks from Italy and to meet the then new daughter in law.
I came back from work to find her and my wife drinking wine and JD and smoking cigarettes togheter...did I mention my wife does NOT smoke???
I guess they got along just fine!
As for HER mom, she will deny it, but she is an actual witch...
You go on her bad side and bad shit will happen to you.

For real.

Fitting ha?

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