Chicken on One Way Rant

[SuperiorDG]

Driving in Denver this morning on a one way street and this asshat is coming straight at me. [Train] Look up at the street signs to confirm I'm in the right, yep. Still coming and I swerve out of the way and stop. There he is driver's side window to driver's side window to me. The asshat is still on his fucking phone looking at me. [Swim] WTF you ass clown, get off the fucken phone and drive! [Rant1] I wanted shove that phone up his ass. [Mad]

[TFOGGER]

I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...


[LOL]

[DD977GM2]

I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...


[LOL]
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[lpgasman]

Come on he has an excuse, he was on the phone, duh. What, should driving be his first priority? [ROFL2]

[BushMasterBoy]

Darwinian Theory will prevail....hopefully when he is all alone!

[SuperiorDG]

I'd probably have laid down suppressive fire on that one...


[LOL]

Happened so fast I didn't have time. [UZI]

[Tinelement]

I woulda just head on the bitch!


But I'm weird like the that! [ROFL1]

[Ronin13]

I had the same thing, sort of, happen to me a few years back, except it wasn't a surface street, it was 6th Ave EB just passed I-25! I had to cut someone off and laid on the horn getting out of his way, then called 911 and reported the accident that literally happened as I was on the phone with the dispatcher. [Bang] Some people's kids.

[pdr240]

What chaps my crack is when asshats flip me off after I call them on their illegal/rude/stupid behavior

[SouthPaw]

I would have taken it as a challenge...

[SuperiorDG]

What chaps my crack is when asshats flip me off after I call them on their illegal/rude/stupid behavior

He just put his hands up like, WTF.[Rant2]

[Clint45]

There was 2" of sticky snow last night and all the street signs were unreadable at 0600, including one way signs. If he wasn't local it's an easy mistake to make.

[SuperiorDG]

There was 2" of sticky snow last night and all the street signs were unreadable at 0600, including one way signs. If he wasn't local it's an easy mistake to make.

Especially if you are on the phone. He was sitting at this light and didn't notice all the signs?

This is where he went straight. (https://maps.google.com/maps?q=downing+and+park+ave.+denver+co&ll=39.743917,-104.973389&spn=0.000621,0.001032&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&hnear=Downing+St+%26+Park+Ave,+Denver,+Colorado+80 218&gl=us&t=h&z=21&layer=c&cbll=39.743917,-104.973389&panoid=RrBmwPrp-j_DRSl9YwKQOQ&cbp=12,183.5,,0,10.35)

[TFOGGER]

Especially if you are on the phone. He was sitting at this light and didn't notice all the signs?

This is where he went straight. (https://maps.google.com/maps?q=downing+and+park+ave.+denver+co&ll=39.743917,-104.973389&spn=0.000621,0.001032&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&hnear=Downing+St+%26+Park+Ave,+Denver,+Colorado+80 218&gl=us&t=h&z=21&layer=c&cbll=39.743917,-104.973389&panoid=RrBmwPrp-j_DRSl9YwKQOQ&cbp=12,183.5,,0,10.35)

Easy Mistake...there's only 5 signs there...don't be so harsh on the guy...it's not his fault he's a fucktard...[LOL]

[tmjohnson]

Hopefully mother nature will cull the moron

[Monky]

I was on E470 heading to I70 years ago.. 3am.. 75mph.. I saw headlights coming and they just looked 'weird' so I got into the far right lane.. ZOOOM car went flying past me southbound on the northbound side.. I'm pretty sure I shit myself..

Called 911.. csp.. and anyone I could think of.. woke me RIGHT the fuck up.

[Clint45]

I was on E470 heading to I70 years ago.. 3am.. 75mph.. I saw headlights coming and they just looked 'weird' so I got into the far right lane.. ZOOOM car went flying past me southbound on the northbound side.. I'm pretty sure I shit myself..

Called 911.. csp.. and anyone I could think of.. woke me RIGHT the fuck up.

You think that's bad . . . IIRC, last year an RTD bus was going the wrong way on I-25.

[cstone]

Did you ask him if he needed directions? He sounds like he was lost. [Flower]

[rondog]

I was on E470 heading to I70 years ago.. 3am.. 75mph.. I saw headlights coming and they just looked 'weird' so I got into the far right lane.. ZOOOM car went flying past me southbound on the northbound side.. I'm pretty sure I shit myself..

Called 911.. csp.. and anyone I could think of.. woke me RIGHT the fuck up.

Yup, had that happen to me on I-70 way out in the eastern no-man's land at about 3am as well. Some guy must have gotten off for whatever reason, and then got back on I-70 via the westbound off-ramp instead of the eastbound on-ramp. As soon as he shot past me, his brake lights lit up and he went down through the median and back over to the eastbound side where he belonged. I didn't shit myself, but he may very well have.

[Irving]

My uncle got into a head-on collision with a druggie running from police once. My uncle was getting onto 6th Ave westbound at Kipling, and this guy came off 6th ave the wrong way and they crashed on the on-ramp.