Caption This

[anaphylaxis]

Already ran this by a bunch of pilots to see what caption they could come up with. Now to see what a bunch of gun guys can make happen... Caption away!

http://www.coloradocprfirstaid.com/nosegear.jpg

[zteknik]

Guess I shouldn't of had the big burrito special....

[ruthabagah]

Fatty taking flying lessons?

[sniper7]

the ill fated creation of the nose dragger.

[TFOGGER]

The routine was merely average, but he really stuck the landing...

[ChunkyMonkey]

Obama's Reelection campaign!

[sniper7]

a good landing is one you can walk away from, a great landing is one you can use the aircraft again!

[sniper7]

yeah....it takes a lot of power to taxi this one!

[Ah Pook]

Guess I shouldn't of had the big burrito special....
Or that second dozen donuts.

[wctriumph]

Hello? Cessna warranty department? Yes, I want to make a claim.

[Scanker19]

Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp.

[bigshane]

Cessna, Presenting

[tim123]

hey guys the people look like ants from up here

[bigshane]

FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!!

[Scanker19]

FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!!

1.....1.....1.......1.......1.......1.....

[BPTactical]

Student to IP:
"Oh, you meant my nose to the grindstone"

"I was doing really well until I went from a tricycle to a bicycle"

"Center of Gravity?- we don't need no stinking "Center of Gravity".

"Hard air Noseover?"

Mating position for a Piper Cub?

[spleify]

hey guys the people look like ants from up here

This might be my favorite!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Damn women pilots...

[TriggerHappy]

True story, at APA. (2 Commerical pilots)
One guy says to the other as they slide to a stop on Runway 17L, nose gear up, about midpoint....oops I think I accidentally pulled the gear instead of the flaps... So much for that touch and go.

[TriggerHappy]

Ever see anyone "ground loop" a Cessna 182, I have...

[BPTactical]

Ever see anyone "ground loop" a Cessna 182, I have...

My dad did on a muddy pasture in Oklahoma.

Never spoke much about it.

[TEAMRICO]

Hey, two outta three aint bad! Am I Right?

[flan7211]

In soviet russia ground flies you.

[jerrymrc]

Cheyenne has no wind. That is why I tied her loose. [Flower]

[SideShow Bob]

Sniff ?, Sniff.... FiFi !, FiFi has been here !

[Dingo]

Honey Boo Boo got her wish to ride in the cockpit. Unfortunately, the plane was unable to achieve lift.

[patrick0685]

Ever see anyone "ground loop" a Cessna 182, I have...

ive seen a few ground loops[Beer]

[SAnd]

That's the wrong direction if you're praying to Mecca.

[Great-Kazoo]

Submissive Cessna seeks DOM Piper Cub for flying & Fun.

[Jake76]

Ramming speed!

[sniper7]

Rosie O Donnel takes flying lessons, next on Fox news!

[spleify]

Rosie O Donnel takes flying lessons, next on Fox news!

Ok, that shit right there is funny! I dont care who ya are!

[sellersm]

How many more push-ups do I have to do?

[sniper7]

Hey Jim-bob, you forgot a bolt!

[sniper7]

Cessna for Rent, this aircraft is one of a kind, capable of allowing midgets, children and small people to see over the dash. We don't discriminate like the rest.

[rockhound]

ok johnny, we are only going to show you one more time

[Aperta]

You are doing it wrong.

[firefighter238]

LOOK!!! Planes are dangerous, we need to make them illegal right away!!!!! :D

[anaphylaxis]

Rosie O Donnel takes flying lessons, next on Fox news!

hahaha! nice. Imagine the initial call on that lesson:

"Tower, Cessna 132EV heavy over Aurora Reservoir, landing, have charlie."

[Ronin13]

"I told you Michael Moore should have sit further back..."

"November 6495 Alpha, you are clear to taxi to runway... aw shit, nevermind."[LOL]

[TriggerHappy]

Submissive Cessna seeks DOM Piper Cub for flying & Fun.

Haha awesome!!

[sellersm]

Front wheel? I didn't put it on, I thought you put on the front wheel!?!?!

[Sharpienads]

Obama's Reelection campaign!

I was thinking more like Roseanne Barr's private campaign aircraft.


My dad did on a muddy pasture in Oklahoma.

Never spoke much about it.

My dad crashed an ultralight into an RV...

[sellersm]

OK, who spilled the super glue here?

[Ronin13]

OK, who spilled the super glue here?

Kinda along that same line:
"Oh man, this is going to be the best prank EVER!"

[BPTactical]

"Hey, hold my beer and y'all watch this"

[sellersm]

OK, repeat after me, "the plane has THREE wheels"...

[sellersm]

(music playing) "The wheels on the plane go..."

[Ronin13]

"Hey, hold my beer and y'all watch this"

All great stories begin with either "Hey ya'll, watch this" or "So we were drinking one day..."

[sellersm]

I guess this wasn't what you meant by a 'touch down'?

[BlasterBob]

An engine replacement is needed but let's make sure it does not weigh as much as the current one!!

[hawk1]

Already ran this by a bunch of pilots to see what caption they could come up with. Now to see what a bunch of gun guys can make happen... Caption away!

http://www.coloradocprfirstaid.com/nosegear.jpg




aaaaand the CU Buffalo's team plane follows suit!!!

[COeskimo]

FOR SALE REAL CHEAP!!! [LOL]

[Robby30-06]

How many times can you get it wrong? 120W is too heavy to put in the engine.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That thing gotta hemi?

[sniper7]

cessna for sale CHEAP. flies as good as our government operates.

[daknee_k]

Oh I love the ground! Mmh mmh mmh.

[theGinsue]

Who let Ginsue sit in the front again?