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SuperiorDG
11-01-2012, 16:00
And the Post reported this. [ROFL1]



An Obama re-election canvasser is facing charges that he "grabbed" a Loveland woman's breast while giving her a campaign sticker, police said.
Luke M. Buchanan, 24, of Washington, D.C. is charged with unlawful sexual contact, a misdemeanor. The victim's name was not released. She is 21 years old, police said.
"The female reported an adult male knocked on her door, identified himself as a member of the Obama political campaign and asked to speak with her about her voting status," Loveland police said in a statement Thursday afternoon. "The victim reportedly spoke with the male for a short time and he then asked if he could give her a campaign sticker. The victim accepted and the male allegedly grabbed her breasts while applying the sticker to her shirt."
Police said they had no other information to release in the case.
Anyone with information, however, can call Detective Jeff Pyle at 970-962-2274, or Larimer County CrimeStoppers by phone at 970-221-6868 or online at www.stopcriminals.org (http://www.stopcriminals.org).
This story will be updated as more information becomes available.


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Colorado Luckydog
11-01-2012, 16:07
Until we see a picture of the woman and her breast, we have no idea if the guy should be charged or not.[ROFL1]

BushMasterBoy
11-01-2012, 16:32
I'm a sucker for breasts...[ROFL1]

Zundfolge
11-01-2012, 16:41
Luke M. Buchanan?

Sure he's not William Jefferson Blithe Clinton?

StagLefty
11-01-2012, 16:58
Did he at least sing "Thanks for the mammaries "! [ROFL1]

BPTactical
11-01-2012, 17:14
Maybe it was truly a Titillating conversation.......

bogie
11-01-2012, 17:21
Maybe it was truly a Titillating conversation.......

That was the breast pun ever..

patrick0685
11-01-2012, 18:15
i <3 boobies

sniper7
11-01-2012, 18:17
She should have shot him!

roberth
11-01-2012, 19:49
He was entitled and he brought feelovision to life.

Tinelement
11-01-2012, 19:53
Shit. Maybe I should sign up for the campaign!

Government paid fondling!????? I'm in.

[ROFL1][ROFL1]

roberth
11-01-2012, 19:57
Shit. Maybe I should sign up for the campaign!

Government paid fondling!????? I'm in.

[ROFL1][ROFL1]

You'll get hurt, better let a professional handle them. :)

jhood001
11-01-2012, 20:52
This event really was a pitty (political titty).

DOC
11-01-2012, 20:56
Obama should be impeached.

Fmedges
11-01-2012, 21:32
Until we see a picture of the woman and her breast, we have no idea if the guy should be charged or not.[ROFL1]

This

theGinsue
11-01-2012, 21:40
This story will be updated as more information becomes available.

Interesting story. Sounds like the guy is a real boob.

Since I won't have time to follow up on this, would you keep us abreast of any updates?

BPTactical
11-01-2012, 21:55
I would believe this story if it was from Cleaveland instead of Twin Peaks country.









[Muaha]

DOC
11-01-2012, 23:31
It was a boobie trap. The guy is innocent.

Jer
11-02-2012, 00:32
Tit for tat.

Byte Stryke
11-02-2012, 03:56
Shit. Maybe I should sign up for the campaign!

Government paid fondling!????? I'm in.

[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Those guys are volunteers = no pay
you want the TSA = Pay

rockhound
11-02-2012, 06:03
it was bush's fault

Singlestack
11-02-2012, 06:12
Helluva way to do voter outreach...

RonMexico
11-02-2012, 08:29
Until we see a picture of the woman and her breast, we have no idea if the guy should be charged or not.[ROFL1]

She did an interview on 9news. Idk why she called the cops, in my opinion she was a fugly fat girl and should feel lucky that someone wanted to touch her fat rolls.

mahkcod
11-02-2012, 11:01
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/funny_6b011e_765413.gif

CO Hugh
11-02-2012, 12:14
He was inspired by Slick Willie's speech!!

Sharpienads
11-02-2012, 12:28
You guys crack me up. Glad I'm not the only one who immediately wondered what she looked like.