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Uberjager
11-02-2012, 13:08
I'm going with guilty...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/starbucks-masturbator-647093

ETA: Thread title is fairly crude.
lpgasman
11-02-2012, 13:17
Well of course she has to masturbate, did you see that mug? Yikes!!!
SouthPaw
11-02-2012, 13:19
I thought only hot girls went into starbucks?
van7559
11-02-2012, 13:19
Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?
MCarp71
11-02-2012, 13:20
Well of course she has to masturbate, did you see that mug? Yikes!!!


^^^^[ROFL1][ROFL2]
ray1970
11-02-2012, 13:23
So, apparently masturbating in public is a crime in some states?

[Coffee]
waxthis
11-02-2012, 13:24
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/puke_normal.jpg

[LOL]
sniper7
11-02-2012, 13:39
It's not illegal, it's frowned upon. kind of like masturbating on an airplane. thanks a lot Bin-Laden.
Ronin13
11-02-2012, 13:41
Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?

They don't need to "click their mouse"....[Muaha]
BPTactical
11-02-2012, 13:46
She wasn't masturbating, she was itching the gawdawful yeast infection she picked up whilst turning tricks to supply her crack habit.
She could not find a wire bottle brush.
Give her a break guys-she voted for O.
sniper7
11-02-2012, 13:52
She wasn't masturbating, she was itching the gawdawful yeast infection she picked up whilst turning tricks to supply her crack habit.
She could not find a wire bottle brush.
Give her a break guys-she voted for O.

think obamacare will cover that?[ROFL1]
Ronin13
11-02-2012, 13:55
think obamacare will cover that?[ROFL1]

Well it does cover pre-existing conditions... [Bang]
I don't think Obamacare will cover her terminal ugliness though.[Tooth]
StagLefty
11-02-2012, 14:53
Thought Starbuck's had an open pussy policy ? [ROFL1]
BushMasterBoy
11-02-2012, 16:42
This thread would be worthless without a pic...







http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jenniferpiranian.jpg
SuperiorDG
11-02-2012, 16:47
The story said she was arrested for a crack pipe. [ROFL1]
theGinsue
11-02-2012, 17:04
Who are you guys trying to kid. I know most of you would do her.
BPTactical
11-02-2012, 17:12
Who are you guys trying to kid. I know most of you would do her.

You first[Swim]
Mazin
11-02-2012, 17:12
Who are you guys trying to kid. I know most of you would do her.


Would? or have? [ROFL1]
sniper7
11-02-2012, 17:13
Who are you guys trying to kid. I know most of you would do her.

yeah...with my tahoe![ROFL1]
budda
11-02-2012, 17:13
Is she looking at the camera or is she looking 10ft to her left?? Damb crack gave her googely eyes!
SideShow Bob
11-02-2012, 17:19
She is a beauty queen compaired to what some of y'all have taken home after "last call" at the bars...... [ROFL1]
rondog
11-02-2012, 17:47
If I saw that thing diddling herself over in the corner, I sure as hell wouldn't get close enough to see what she was up to.
BlasterBob
11-02-2012, 17:54
Who are you guys trying to kid. I know most of you would do her.

Wonder if it'd be OK for us more mature guys to just watch you young guys "do" her and maybe cheer you on.[ROFL2]
SideShow Bob
11-02-2012, 18:21
Wonder if it'd be OK for us more mature guys to just watch you young guys "do" her and maybe cheer you on.[ROFL2]

Now the "Old Fart Perverts" are coming out of the woodwork, that just be wrong to do. [ROFL1]
sniper7
11-02-2012, 18:25
Wonder if it'd be OK for us more mature guys to just watch you young guys "do" her and maybe cheer you on.[ROFL2]

the epitome of wrong right there! old man watching a young guy with crazy low standards do a crack head that is a negative on any scale around
USAFGopherMike
11-02-2012, 21:15
the epitome of wrong right there! old man watching a young guy with crazy low standards do a crack head that is a negative on any scale around

Unless it's your Dad and he's got a video camera.
BlasterBob
11-03-2012, 10:45
the epitome of wrong right there! old man watching a young guy with crazy low standards do a crack head that is a negative on any scale around

The "watching" would be a hell of a lot safer than the "doing".

Git her done boys.[ROFL1]
AirbornePathogen
11-03-2012, 10:51
Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?

I think they do, but nobody complains about it...
sniper7
11-03-2012, 10:59
Unless it's your Dad and he's got a video camera.

that took it even further into the realm of nasty/not cool/puke-in-mouth
theGinsue
11-03-2012, 11:34
So, looking at her pic again I'm left thinking that she looks a lot older than 29 years old. I suppose that drugs will do that to you.



Unless it's your Dad and he's got a video camera.
If it were my son I'd be telling him how disappointed I was in him and reminding him that I'd raised him to be smarter and more selective than that.
UrbanWolf
11-03-2012, 11:38
She wasn't masturbating, she was itching the gawdawful yeast infection she picked up whilst turning tricks to supply her crack habit.
She could not find a wire bottle brush.
Give her a break guys-she voted for O.

[ROFL1][ROFL3]
Irving
11-03-2012, 11:39
If it were my son I'd be telling him how disappointed I was in him and reminding him that I'd raised him to be smarter and more selective than that.

And to move to the left a little so we can reshoot that last scene since his face kept going in and out of shadow. Maybe we should close the window and use studio lights? I don't know. Just start over from "You can have the stuff after!" and I'll figure something out along the way.
KestrelBike
11-03-2012, 17:16
Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?

I woulda been better off letting my imagination supply the mugshot lol
bogie
11-04-2012, 11:09
It's not illegal, it's frowned upon. kind of like masturbating on an airplane. thanks a lot Bin-Laden.

Taking "one hand on the stick" to whole new levels. [ROFL1]