View Full Version : Bout knocked a fool out!
So I am sitting here and it's 6:50pm with my woman and little 15 month old daughter watching tv. It's not too late but dark. The door bell rings and I head downstairs to answer it and when I am almost to the door it sounds like someone is turning the door knob so I position myself behind the door with my foot behind it so it will only open about 2 feet and I can peek around it while I answer. I do that so if someone were to try and barge in I can have a good chance stopping them and shutting the door. (I know maybe I am a little paranoid). As I peek around someone has their back turned and seems to be walking away and before I say anything he turns and is like "awraarrarawa" at least that is what I hear so I make a fist and get ready to knock his ass out then he says "I am sorry, I wanted to give you this info on blah blah blah" and I am like "You scared the SHIT out of me" then he reaches down to pick brochures up off the ground which obviously is what sounded like the door knob being turned was just stuff he was sticking into my door. He then asks "did you already vote?" I say "Yes" and shut the door. God damn! Idk if I over reacted and may just be paranoid over all the crazies lately or what but I am all fired up![Rant1]
No I did not have my gun on me but if he were to have tried to barge in I would of slammed the door on his ass, locked it, ran upstairs for my gun which is close by and had the woman call 911. Just incase. [UZI]
Did he hang a brochure on the knob? [LOL]
TEAMRICO
11-02-2012, 19:11
Before you knock a fool out you gotta pity him!!!
Did he hang a brochure on the knob? [LOL]
No, he was stuffing all kinds of crap in between the door and frame. Idk it is funny as hell but just how it all happened was like wtf?
http://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0
BPTactical
11-02-2012, 19:15
I have a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door. When some inconsiderate ass leaves a hand bill I try to catch up with them and politely tell them: "I do not leave trash on your door, please do not do the same to me"
Usually works ok.
Who was he representing? Coming through a door is inappropriate, I would contact whomever he was representing and advise them of his actions.
Before you knock a fool out you gotta pity him!!!
MR. T............. where's da gold at?
I have a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door. When some inconsiderate ass leaves a hand bill I try to catch up with them and politely tell them: "I do not leave trash on your door, please do not do the same to me"
Usually works ok.
Who was he representing? Coming through a door is inappropriate, I would contact whomever he was representing and advise them of his actions.
I didn't catch who he was representing, it was a couple names but I do need to get a No Soliciting sign. He wasn't actually trying to come in lol it was just the sound of the crap he was stuffing into the door. I didn't know what else it was so I made it out like he was trying to turn the door knob. When I opened it and he turned around quickly going arraararaasgh or whatever the hell he said it put me on guard.
Did he try to grab your boob? [ROFL1]
BPTactical
11-02-2012, 19:37
Did he try to grab your boob? [ROFL1]
The rookie shoots, he scores[Beer]
Probably a good thing you didn't KO him. More than likely he was working for the "D" side of things and therefore lives in a fantasyland. You would have ruined his sense of reality.
If I am not expecting someone and the door bell rings, I bring a gun.......I guess I am the paranoid one:)
Did he try to grab your boob? [ROFL1]
Nope, no boobie grab lol.
Whistler
11-02-2012, 21:01
If I am not expecting someone and the door bell rings, I bring a gun.......I guess I am the paranoid one:)
^this or one is in reach but the obviously annoyed 130lb dog at my side is usually enough to discourage conversation.
Great-Kazoo
11-02-2012, 21:30
NEVER STAND BEHIND YOUR DOOR. To the side, never behind it. How you decided to handle the situation is what you felt right at the time. Me i have gun in hand and not where my body might take a hit ,if someone were to pump a few rounds through the door.
YMMV.
I always hated having to put up door hangers. It is crappy all around and makes you feel like a creeper.
I have a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door.
I have the same, but half of the people that ring my doorbell do not know the meaning of the word.
raz-n-co
11-02-2012, 21:43
I can't wait for this election to be over!!
The rookie shoots, he scores[Beer]
Probably a good thing you didn't KO him. More than likely he was working for the "D" side of things and therefore lives in a fantasyland. You would have ruined his sense of reality.
What the peaceful man made utopia we can all have if we just become submissive to the .gov and have everything given...I mean entitled......I mean uh. Forget it I can't even pretend, think I gave myself a migraine.
Should have ran him down knocked him out and posted pics for the win
Glad I live in the sticks. The dogs take care of these little problems.
rockhound
11-02-2012, 22:40
Nope, no boobie grab lol.
If that upsets you, you can always take a ride out to the airport
USAFGopherMike
11-03-2012, 00:03
I handle these people the same way I handle the religious types that come around.
Step 1 - Yell loudly, "Just a second, I'm coming!" (can easily be misinterpreted)
Step 2 - Strip naked and toss on a towel and pair of cowboy boots, splash water on chest, hat optional
Step 3 - Throw cigar in mouth and grab bottle of jack
Step 4 - Open door and listen intently as they try to sell you whatever it is. Nod occasionally in agreement. As they're almost finished with a sentence, interupt, and invite them in for a drink. Tell them you'll take a bath with them and smoke cigars, talk about whatever it is they're selling.
They won't come back.
I handle these people the same way I handle the religious types that come around.
Step 1 - Yell loudly, "Just a second, I'm coming!" (can easily be misinterpreted)
Step 2 - Strip naked and toss on a towel and pair of cowboy boots, splash water on chest, hat optional
Step 3 - Throw cigar in mouth and grab bottle of jack
Step 4 - Open door and listen intently as they try to sell you whatever it is. Nod occasionally in agreement. As they're almost finished with a sentence, interupt, and invite them in for a drink. Tell them you'll take a bath with them and smoke cigars, talk about whatever it is they're selling.
They won't come back.
Sounds just like the Cowboy Way. :D
I have the same, but half of the people that ring my doorbell do not know the meaning of the word.
YUP. me too. I have the sign as well.
Solicitation is down 80-85% with the sign, but there are some turds still ring my bell to sell magazine/vitamin drinks, chocolate, etc.
jerrymrc
11-03-2012, 06:47
A sign helps but then you get the ones that will inform you "But I am not selling anything" OK, so you saw the "No Trespassing" sign next to it as well?
I never chastise the kids that are selling for the high school or girl scouts but I do take issue when I see a white van with Indiana plates hit the hood and 8 teenagers fall out selling magazines. I always like when they claim it is for the local school.
Oh, for Cleveland? Oh yes. Well there is no Cleveland high school in this town.....[Flower]
Great-Kazoo
11-03-2012, 07:16
YUP. me too. I have the sign as well.
Solicitation is down 80-85% with the sign, but there are some turds still ring my bell to sell magazine/vitamin drinks, chocolate, etc.
Besides the NO SOLICITING sign, the town provides free. We have a
DAY SLEEPER DO NOT RING BELL / DISTURB sign too.
Ding Dong. Hey you see these signs? Yeah. Good get the %&* off the steps, you #$%^ idiot. Still have no idea why we never get girl scout cookies:)
BPTactical
11-03-2012, 07:57
A sign helps but then you get the ones that will inform you "But I am not selling anything"
At this point is when I go into full blown asshole mode. Don't try to tell me your not selling anything, your trying to sell me on your religion, your candidate, your cause or whatever.
You come to my door and unless you are here to see my family, have a warrant or a delivery your selling something.
GTFOMP!
Bailey Guns
11-03-2012, 08:21
Reason #1,207 to live in Bailey. People know better.
I just need a driveway long enough that it isn't worth it. or a nice gate that doesn't let anyone in!
HBARleatherneck
11-03-2012, 09:17
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i have a 1/4 mile long driveway, and locked gates. i have never had anyone make the trek. good thing for them.
I think it's probably the 40 kids running around armed that keep them off the land [Coffee]
(yes that is a joke... he doesn't have 40 kids)
HBARleatherneck
11-03-2012, 10:05
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SouthPaw
11-03-2012, 11:09
I never chastise the kids that are selling for the high school or girl scouts but I do take issue when I see a white van with Indiana plates hit the hood and 8 teenagers fall out selling magazines.
I CANNOT STAND these fuckers. The last one that came to my door I ended calling the police because they kept trying to invite themselves in, "can I use your phone, can I get a drink, can I use the restroom?" I told him I was not interested and for him not to knock on my door again. He then thought he could hang around the complex and bother people coming home from work. He as a 2 bit crack head with a crumpled up piece of paper that he kept trying to hand me.
Great-Kazoo
11-03-2012, 13:13
I CANNOT STAND these fuckers. The last one that came to my door I ended calling the police because they kept trying to invite themselves in, "can I use your phone, can I get a drink, can I use the restroom?" I told him I was not interested and for him not to knock on my door again. He then thought he could hang around the complex and bother people coming home from work. He as a 2 bit crack head with a crumpled up piece of paper that he kept trying to hand me.
Why does anyone allow these people to get that close to you??
People have been knocking on my door all day! I need a No Soliciting Sign and an I voted already fuckers sign![ROFL1]
I have a "No Soliciting" sign on my front door. When some inconsiderate ass leaves a hand bill I try to catch up with them and politely tell them: "I do not leave trash on your door, please do not do the same to me"
Usually works ok.
Who was he representing? Coming through a door is inappropriate, I would contact whomever he was representing and advise them of his actions.
Agreed 100%. Also, I always have one of my handguns on me (Kimber .45 or Glock 23) depending on the day, but even at home I always have it on my hip. I may be paranoid, but guess it's better to be prepared than not to.
USAFGopherMike
11-04-2012, 16:40
Sounds just like the Cowboy Way. :D
Yessir..
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