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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.
The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
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http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap
USAFGopherMike
11-04-2012, 19:56
Natural selection?
HBARleatherneck
11-04-2012, 19:56
why does 9news has a 3 1/2 year old story on their website still?
and stupid should hurt.
Tinelement
11-04-2012, 19:57
Takes all kinds don't it!
Dumbasses!! [ROFL1]
why does 9news has a 3 1/2 year old story on their website still?
Didn't see the date, thought it was recent. Sharp eyes[Beer]
DSB OUTDOORS
11-04-2012, 20:05
I'm thinking Darwin Award runner up's. [ROFL1][LOL]
hghclsswhitetrsh
11-04-2012, 20:05
So there I was... Sawzall in one hand, bottle of yaegermeister in the other...
BuffCyclist
11-04-2012, 20:27
And this is why engineers can NEVER idiot proof ANYTHING!
Now I have this horrible image in my head and I want it out! Guess i'll be drinking a lot of beer when I get home.
SideShow Bob
11-04-2012, 20:29
So,
Did he tell the Doc that stitched her up to throw in a few extra while he was at it ? [ROFL1]
Whistler
11-04-2012, 20:30
Umm, you're doing it wrong. [Help]
Doesn't this twit know that you can by attachments for the ol' sawzall that are much safer and less embarrassing? [Wow2]
BuffCyclist
11-04-2012, 21:07
Doesn't this twit know that you can by attachments for the ol' sawzall that are much safer and less embarrassing? [Wow2]
But, but why buy one when you can unsafely put together one yourself?! [ROFL3]
anaphylaxis
11-04-2012, 21:34
And to think all this time I was using my tongue. Could have saved all that effort. Damnit...
why does 9news has a 3 1/2 year old story on their website still?
and stupid should hurt.
That's what I was thinking. I knew I'd read this before.
SA Friday
11-04-2012, 21:52
Stupid is a self-correcting problem.
From a genetic level, lets hope there was a sterilizing effect from the injury.
I wonder if they were from WV.
There might be a law in MD for abuse of a power tool.
Let's hope he never get's an idea like this while duck hunting.
Ya, there were more...
This wouldn't have happened if there had been a warning label on the tool.
Lexington Park, MD - Patuxent River Naval Air Station, the home of Navy Test Pilots. Now we know what they do when they aren't testing aircraft.
Uh, honey, I got this great idea...[Stooge]
I wonder how well she recovered from this?
I wonder how well she recovered from this?
I believe she has a gash between her legs.
Takes all kinds don't it!
Dumbasses!! [ROFL1]
^^^ This.
Guess she wasn't getting enough... Needed the "extra" stuff.
I believe she has a gash between her legs.
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
[Beer]
I believe she has a gash between her legs.
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn't!
Yes, yes he did and it was nothing but WIN!
Making Sushi?
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL1]
BlasterBob
11-05-2012, 10:00
I believe she has a gash between her legs.
Right, only now it's much larger.[BooHoo]
Right, only now it's much larger.[BooHoo]
Not having first hand knowledge, I do not know how large her wound was. I hope they sew it up and disinfect it. My guess is it will take years to stop the bleeding.
Some people should stick to hand tools. My shop teacher would never have let us use power tools on that type of project.
Not having first hand knowledge, I do not know how large her wound was. I hope they sew it up and disinfect it. My guess is it will take years to stop the bleeding.
Some people should stick to hand tools. My shop teacher would never have let us use power tools on that type of project.
I can just hear my shop teacher explain why a sawzall is not the appropriate tool for the job. [LOL] He was an old southern boy that had a slow drawl and never lost his cool.
BlasterBob
11-05-2012, 16:00
My guess is it will take years to stop the bleeding.
That will pretty much depend on the AGE of that victim.[Twist]
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