PLEASE HELP.. NEED BACKUP..

[asmo]

PLEASE HELP ME!! Stuck on a plane to DC full of Obama's campaign staff. There are like 40 of them and I am totally surrounded and unarmed. They have already started chanting..... Help!

[JohnnyEgo]

Just tell the nearest one that you have a bad case of the true 'Romnesia'; the hope that in 48 hours, you will be able to start forgetting the last four years.

[Tinelement]

Gas um out.


[Gas1]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Make us proud.

[SuperiorDG]

Take one for the team. Don't let them come to Colorado. If you take everything off and grab one of their signs a start chanting along with them I'm sure they will keep the whole bunch of you there in DC. [Ban3]

[Scanker19]

Shit your pants.

[TFOGGER]

Pickled eggs, beef jerky, and malt liquor...desperate times call for desperate measures...[Gas2]

[MCarp71]

Gas um out.


[Gas1]


This ^^^^[ROFL1]

[Sawin]

Tell them they are all ridiculous sheep who need to get their heads out of their.... sand.

[Great-Kazoo]

100 liberals - 1 Romney person what's the issue? Take em.

[ColoWyo]

Gas um out.


[Gas1]

When you gas them as you are walking down the aisle on a plane, this is referred to as crop dusting.

[TS12000]

100 liberals - 1 Romney person what's the issue? Take em.

[ROFL2][ROFL2]

[Hoser]

Pull your finger.

[GhostRider]

Gas um out.


[Gas1]

[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] DO IT!!!

[Monky]

Alert the flight crew that they're speaking a foreign language and it sounds like they're praying and you heard allah ahkbar or whatever.. no i don't care to spell it correctly.

[sniper7]

Well at least we know you are the smartest person amongst them!

Definitely rip ass and ask the pilots to only run a single pack so it lingers a bit longer!

[Skully]

100 liberals - 1 Romney person what's the issue? Take em.


There's no "I" in TEAM BUTTERS! Take one for the team.......


Become PROFESSOR CHAOS!!!! Cause disruption amongst them! ..................oh and pass a SBD, don't want to give your position away too early in the flight.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Professorchaos2009.jpg

[TEAMRICO]

Head straight for the leader and yell "Let's Roll"!!

[T-Jet]

CROP DUSTING ! I do that all the time in the airport ! Gas 'em out !

[GilpinGuy]

Start proclaiming stuff like:

"Yeah 4 more years....I hope he'll actually grow a set this time and stop being a pussy!"

"Man I can't wait for Obama to start his REAL Socialist agenda when he wins this time - no need to hold back now! He can't run again..."

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Tell them you slept with Hillary Clinton. They won't come near you. [ROFL1]




How could he sleep uhhh with?? [Puke]

[BPTactical]

Start masturbating frantically and with enthusiasim. When they ask you what you are doing tell them you are being a productive Democrat.




[Muaha]

[Big Wall]

So.......What happened?

[brutal]

CROP DUSTING ! I do that all the time in the airport ! Gas 'em out !

Happened once accidentally in the holster aisle at Bass Pro. I felt so bad when I looked back at the one poor sap that got indiscriminately dusted, I felt compelled to waft back through the fog a second time to disperse it. [LOL]

[sniper7]

did you survive?

[CO Hugh]

Start proclaiming stuff like:

"Yeah 4 more years....I hope he'll actually grow a set this time and stop being a pussy!"

When Muchelle lets him, she has his in the testicle lock box!

[USAFGopherMike]

Head for the lavatory and when passing them, proclaim loudly, "Time to go take a Barrack and wipe my Obama."