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budda
11-16-2012, 10:33
You can not fix stupid

http://kdvr.com/2012/11/15/stuck-belly-button-ring-requires-fire-department-rescue-for-greeley-woman/#ooid=A3ajh5NjqnpYNitDOQz22BRRvriSlSea

Stuck belly button ring requires fire department rescue for Greeley womanGREELEY, Colo. — It’s a fashion symbol that can make your midriff look more attractive. But for a Milliken mother, her belly button piercing caused a commotion at a Greeley swimming pool Wednesday.
Lifeguards usually watch for swimmers in distress because of water.
But for this mom, the problem was a drain.
“I walked out and sure enough she was there. Kind of hanging out. Her head out of the water. Her little daughter next to her swimming around,” says Greeley Family Funplex supervisor Braydon Maxwell.
The mom’s navel ring got entangled on a drain in the zero-depth swimming pool, filled with just six inches of water.
“I laid down to stay warm in the water, on my belly, I couldn’t get back up because I was stuck,” says the mom, who asked us not to identify her.
She tried to dislodge the ring herself for about a half-hour, and when she failed, asked lifeguards for help.
“We had a lifeguard get in and try to help her. We tried to cut it loose. We were not able to do that.”
“The lifeguard tried to cut it out. But it was too close to the skin. So, I told him they could call the fire department,” she says. All the while, staying calm and collected.
“There’s nothing you can do, freaking out, anxiety, doesn’t fix it. It makes it worse,” she says.
Greeley firefighters arrived soon after–asking lifeguards to drain the pool, which they did.
“They removed the drain (cover), then got her away from the pool and disengaged it,” says Greeley Fire Division Chief Dale Lyman.
She wasn’t hurt.
“It’s more embarrassing than anything,” she says.
But she has a message that pretty jewelry can have an ugly side.
“Girls with piercings need to be aware of holes their rings can go into,” she says.
“I have been with the fire department 26 years. I’ve seen people get fingers, hands caught in different objects. This is a new one,” says Lyman.
Lyman also says what’s ironic is the recreation center had just completed upgrades to meet federal standards to assure all drains are compliant and safe.

BushMasterBoy
11-16-2012, 11:25
Free clit piercing anyone?

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-16-2012, 11:27
Was she fat? If so that would explain why she had a belly button ring - so she could be pulled away from the buffet with a rope attached to that thing.

SouthPaw
11-16-2012, 11:28
I REALLY doubt the display picture looks anything like the women it happened to.

blacklabel
11-16-2012, 11:41
I expected a report on another shooting.

budda
11-16-2012, 11:55
I expected a report on another shooting.

Nope just another smart one our society has produced

StagLefty
11-16-2012, 12:43
Wonder if she went to the Navel Academy ? [ROFL1]

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 12:53
You can not fix stupid



And you can't fix your thread title... ;) [LOL]

T-Giv
11-16-2012, 12:55
^ [ROFL2]

hatidua
11-16-2012, 12:57
— It’s a fashion symbol that can make your midriff look more attractive.

In the late 80's maybe...

Monky
11-16-2012, 13:11
You beat me to it..

budda
11-16-2012, 13:55
And you can't fix your thread title... ;) [LOL]

Son of a Bitch!! [Bang] I thought I was going to move on to bigger and better things but maybe I do belong in Greeley. I am going to get a belly button piercing and go drowned myself. [Swim]

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-16-2012, 14:01
And you can't fix your thread title... ;) [LOL]

Please acknowledge my avatar. Haha

WETWRKS
11-16-2012, 14:15
You can not fix stupid

While DuckTape may not be able to fix stupid, it can certainly muffle it.

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 14:16
Son of a Bitch!! [Bang] I thought I was going to move on to bigger and better things but maybe I do belong in Greeley. I am going to get a belly button piercing and go drowned myself. [Swim]
You Google'd the word "forte", copied it, and pasted it in your signiture, didn't you... [ROFL2]

ColoWyo
11-16-2012, 14:22
I can't friggin believe she actually did an interview on the news.

I'd move out of the state if I did something like that.

budda
11-16-2012, 14:26
You Google'd the word "forte", copied it, and pasted it in your signiture, didn't you... [ROFL2]

Stop giving away my secrets!! [Coffee]

Sharpienads
11-16-2012, 15:23
My dog laid down over an air vent in our house once and got his dog tag stuck in between the slats. We woke up to him desperately trying to shake it off. Kinda the same thing, right?

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 15:30
Stop giving away my secrets!! [Coffee]

I vote we change this guys user title to "Hooked On Phonics Failure". [LOL][Coffee]

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-16-2012, 15:32
I vote we change this guys user title to "Hooked On Phonics Failure". [LOL][Coffee]

Your join time has to show being a member for longer than a year before you can make propositions like title changes. Sorry dude, read the site rules again. [LOL]

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 15:47
Your join time has to show being a member for longer than a year before you can make propositions like title changes. Sorry dude, read the site rules again. [LOL]

My join date was OCTOBER 2011 before the big crash, sir... And, I do believe I would have more posts than you if there hadn't been a crash... You just jealous you're not a Pro Ho like me... [Beer]

Monky
11-16-2012, 15:58
Son of a Bitch!! [Bang] I thought I was going to move on to bigger and better things but maybe I do belong in Greeley. I am going to get a belly button piercing and go drowned myself. [Swim]

Drown*

You can add grammar to not being your forte. there is no need to capitalize forte either.

Monky
11-16-2012, 15:59
My join date was OCTOBER 2011 before the big crash, sir... And, I do believe I would have more posts than you if there hadn't been a crash... You just jealous you're not a Pro Ho like me... [Beer]

Someone is a little sensitive still that his name was taken..

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 16:05
Drown*

You can add grammar to not being your forte. there is no need to capitalize forte either.
We already established why forte is capitalized.

Someone is a little sensitive still that his name was taken..
I forgot all about that... [LOL]

Ya know... Someone once told me that you're short... And have a case of little man syndrom...

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-16-2012, 16:23
My join date was OCTOBER 2011 before the big crash, sir... And, I do believe I would have more posts than you if there hadn't been a crash... You just jealous you're not a Pro Ho like me... [Beer]

i need my eyes checked I'm seeing may 2012... Haha jk man.

bigun1962
11-16-2012, 18:55
Really. Our society is really going to s%&t. One less I will have to compete with for food when it goes bad.

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 19:39
Apparently a mod felt sorry for Budda and changed the thread title... Lucky little guy he is...

Irving
11-16-2012, 22:15
And you can't fix your thread title... ;) [LOL]

I don't get it.

DavieD55
11-16-2012, 22:44
It oughta be a crime to be that stupid.

JM Ver. 2.0
11-16-2012, 23:32
I don't get it.

Before a mod fixed it, it said "pround" instead of proud.

Irving
11-16-2012, 23:34
Oh good. I thought there was a rule concerning "can not" of which I was not aware.