OMG! China is building a Stargate!

[ruthabagah]

http://gizmodo.com/5961049/what-the-hell-is-china-building-here

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/185fda5o64kbjjpg/original.jpg

[SA Friday]

It's an ICBM bullseye.

[Teufelhund]

I just want to know how long before some jackwagon tries to ride a motorcycle around it.

[Byte Stryke]

I just want to know how long before some jackwagon tries to ride a motorcycle around it.

you looking for volunteers?

[TFOGGER]

How do you say "Hey Y'all, hold mah beer and watch this!" in Cantonese?


never mind, I got it:嘿，你们说握住我的啤酒，看这个！

[Teufelhund]

you looking for volunteers?

If you're volunteering, I'll definitely come watch you try.

[Zundfolge]

pfft ... that's nothing ... down here in The Springs they drug the one out of Cheyenne Mountain and put it in a park already.

http://s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/cY5IHz9uWruj8cKU43r2ag/l.jpg

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Did any of you guys read the other stories?

http://gizmodo.com/5859081/why-is-china-building-these-gigantic-structures-in-the-middle-of-the-desert
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2011/11/b571ffd4051b3e8205dd3175f2bb2eed.jpg

[colorider]

I give Travis Pastrana 6 months till he has a ticket booked to china.

[MCarp71]

Come on guys! Thats so they can bring back Godzirra!![NunChaku][Ninja]

[Ronin13]

How do you say "Hey Y'all, hold mah beer and watch this!" in Cantonese?


never mind, I got it:嘿，你们说握住我的啤酒，看这个！
I just got a series of boxes... [LOL]
I can tell that'll be a story that begins with "So we were sitting one night, drinking heavily..."

[Ashton]

It's an ICBM bullseye.

It's their next "super weapon". See they want someone shot by an ICBM. They provoke someone, someone shoots an ICBM, they just turn on their stargate and redirect it towards their true target.

[TFOGGER]

I just got a series of boxes... [LOL]
I can tell that'll be a story that begins with "So we were sitting one night, drinking heavily..."

For the computer impaired:

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q504/tfogger/holdmybeer.jpg

Just don't ask me to pronounce it...

[Clint45]

It is not a Stargate . . . it is a modernized interpretation of a "dragon gate" . . . some traditional feng shui architectural concept that is supposed to attract luck. Absolutely no electronics involved. Basically, it is a giant New Age lawn decoration.

[Ashton]

It is not a Stargate . . . it is a modernized interpretation of a "dragon gate" . . . some traditional feng shui architectural concept that is supposed to attract luck. Absolutely no electronics involved. Basically, it is a giant New Age lawn decoration.

That's just what they want us to think...

[Ah Pook]

How do you say "Hey Y'all, hold mah beer and watch this!" in Cantonese?


never mind, I got it:嘿，你们说握住我的啤酒，看这个！

Do they have an Asian version of Jackass?

VV If you don't mind. VV :D

[ruthabagah]

It is not a Stargate . . . it is a modernized interpretation of a "dragon gate" . . . some traditional feng shui architectural concept that is supposed to attract luck. Absolutely no electronics involved. Basically, it is a giant New Age lawn decoration.

That's what they want us to believe....And you sir are a Go'auld sent to enslave us.

[TFOGGER]

How long before we see someone fly a plane through this in a Bond movie?

[MrPrena]

China has so many mega cities, I don't even know which city that would be on. China is one of the country that I have yet visited or went on a b-trip.

[Aloha_Shooter]

Nah, it's the start of the machine from Contact:

http://popcultureninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Contact_Machine_Hokaido.jpg

[Danimal]

Do they have an Asian version of Jackass?

VV If you don't mind. VV :D

Hell yes they do and here it is:

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