Paid $7.50 for a nap...

[gonz13]

Sitting at hollywood theaters getting ready for a nap while she gets her twilight fix. Hope I can sleep thru the whole thing. I know I'm not the only husband here sacrificing 2 hours. Plus my excuse, she's pregnant.

[Tinelement]

Sure......

We all know you begged her to go see the opening!


[ROFL1]

[patrick0685]

ill be going this week sometime

[UncleDave]

I'm taking a nap for free! Because my wife is not a teenager. [ROFL1]

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline

[gonz13]

you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline
Is that up north or in the springs?

[colorider]

My wife is going tomorrow with her friends. I hope she comes home horny.

[ray1970]

No one has asked the OP the most important question.....

are you team Jacob or team Edward?

[Snowman78]

you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline

+1

[Ronin13]

I'm taking a nap for free! Because my wife is not a teenager. [ROFL1]
BAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome! [ROFL2]

you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline
Isn't that the place that has a strict "no-weapons" policy? Remember kids, concealed means concealed

My wife is going tomorrow with her friends. I hope she comes home horny.
You're either very lucky, or tragically unlucky... [Coffee]

In defense, I'm probably the only one, but I think Kristen Steward is hawt... So there's that, still not a good enough reason to go sit through 2 hours of shite... I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Lincoln. [Beer]

[Sharpienads]

No one has asked the OP the most important question.....

are you team Jacob or team Edward?

I'm team Bella.

My wife sent me the first book to read when I was deployed to Iraq. I got about halfway through it and couldn't stifle my vomit any longer. It was literally like reading the diary entries of teen girl talking about a wet dream she had involving a 400 year old vampire. I tried, but I just couldn't do it.

[Rucker61]

I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Lincoln. [Beer]

Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.

[TFOGGER]

Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.

"Aside from that, what did you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?"[ROFL1]

[ray1970]

Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.

[ROFL1]

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

Cinnebare is in northglen where Biggs used to be, I didn't realize you were in the springs

[Scanker19]

Don't lie. You're tired because you've watch the marathon the last two days.

[TFOGGER]

There's a reason why they don't want you to have a weapon handy when being dragged to a Twilight movie. It makes a damn mess when you blow your brains out about 20 minutes in...[LOL]

[Dingo]

Twilight... my teenage stepdaughter is insane about it. I've seen a handful of the movies with her at some point or another... I remember thinking it was telling that the big, secret, Achilles heel they have is that they SPARKLE. A bunch of emotional menopausal guys running around in velvet, and.... SPARKLING. Nope, nothing gay about that.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...

[Ronin13]

I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...
Kind of along with this, I hope there is some give and take in the marriage... "Okay dear, I guess I'll go with you to see Twilight, but you have to go to a movie of my choosing with me! [Muaha] The more guns the better, and no complaints!" [Beer]
And on the sparkling thing...
This is how a vampire should be:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B7tFS-MMDEk/TpyqEBLVSzI/AAAAAAAACUA/U-45ANTOfAo/s1600/vampires.jpg

[Danimal]

FmxSk0wZxss

[Sharpienads]

That BLR is awesome.

[gonz13]

Four people huddled around my phone and laughed our ass off. My wife cried

[Great-Kazoo]

My wife is going tomorrow with her friends. I hope she comes home horny.

50 shades of gray is on screen?
She's going to some tween flick, not a "Male Revue".