If You Love Dogs, You'll Get This!

[Bailey Guns]

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[alxone]

love it !

[Fentonite]

"...an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth and enthusiasm."


That's perfect!
[Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

One of my dog's favorite thing to do, is licking my face right after licking himself clean...

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[Danimal]

Haha! That was great and made my day.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Awesome. Thanks for sharing!

[Whistler]

That was great, thanks for sharing!

[T-Giv]

Fantastic! My little puppy adheres to many of these.

[Ed_S]

Now that is funny, great way to start the morning!

My dog is a female so no ball licking. But turd eating - definitely! Cat turds from the litter tray seem to be a particular favorite.

[Tinelement]

Great stuff!!

[gonz13]

Very true! Especially eating dry wall!

[Marlin]

Dozer loves cats. 'Splain that one.[Tooth]

[Jake76]

So true. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

[glenncal1]

Why does a dog lick his Balls


Because he can

[Cman]

Awesome, thanks for sharing!

[cstone]

I love our dogs. It still turns my stomach when the beagle dumps, 180's, and eats.

Thanks for sharing.

[StagLefty]

Great morning coffee read-Thanks

[CO303]

That's great. Thanks for posting. I should be an owner's handbook.

[223kev]

Good stuff there. It got me laughing!

[blacklabel]

So true. Thanks for sharing.

[dwalker460]

that is just a lot of awesome!

[Delfuego]

[Beer] Thanks for that one!

[Ah Pook]

Thanks for the morning read. [Coffee]

Rabbit poop and bear poop get scarfed up pretty quick. No pile of elk dung goes unrolled in.

Too bad they didn't get into the hypothesis of the ball phenomenon.

[Sharpienads]

Oh man, I was laughing so hard reading that.

"Hey, wake up! I gotta go stand in the yard and sniff stuff instead of peeing." That one and the ball licking agenda were my favorites.

[Ronin13]

That was awesome! "Petunias are the best, dumps are the best!" [ROFL1]

[82ndShooter]

Thanks for sharing.

[Shootersfab]

Hahaha funny Shit! My dogs are that to a t!!

[Bailey Guns]

Yeah, we get a lot of the "stand in the yard and sniff stuff instead of peeing" routine. And the rolling in various piles of critter poo. Especially the Corgi. A few days ago she came back inside and the pretty white fur under her neck was a very nice shade of green and brown. And the smell was really neat, too. She was very proud of herself.

Dogs are just so much better than people. Even when they eat or roll in poop.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

[ROFL2]Very nice. Thanks for these Carl!!!

[Spdu4ia]

Made my week!

[rockhound]

and dog owners wonder why some people don't want to be licked by their dog
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[Mountain Boy]

Good stuff, so true! Lost my Mutt in March after 14 years, and it was hard as hell. Thought it would be forever before I would want to walk that road again. A month ago we adopt a shelter dog that is awesome and I'm back in the mix. He's a one year old 3 leg hound dog mix (was hit by a car and dumped at the shelter by first owner). He will outrun anything, especially me while I am chasing him last time he got out of the yard!!!. Families need dogs and dogs need families!!!

[Ashton]

Dogs are amazing.

[mahkcod]

Awesome[Beer]

[patrick0685]

my wife makes fun of me because i used to say no dog kisses bc it was gross, now my little tucky gives me tons of kisses

[COeskimo]

Great read!

[MCarp71]

That's awesome, Thanks!

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I'm not really a dog person... But damn that was funny.

[sniper7]

Spot on true! Love it!

[Bailey Guns]

I'm not really a dog person... But damn that was funny.

Let's get a rope...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Let's get a rope...

Let's not... Although, I love you right now. The website that came from is filling my morning with plenty of lulz today.

[Bailey Guns]

Yeah...it was pretty funny.