View Full Version : what do you do when your boss leaves?
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 13:36
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121121_123215.jpg
Ooops
hghclsswhitetrsh
11-21-2012, 13:59
That's keeping the company name in good standing. Well done. I'll sweep the floors if you guys will hire.
spqrzilla
11-21-2012, 14:06
Download porn and abuse myself.
Oh, wait, I am the boss ...
cfortune
11-21-2012, 14:38
My boss asked me if I had ever seen the video "cake farts" my first day. I thought it was a trick question... then he showed it to the people who hadn't seen it.
We have kegerators all over at work and I manage our firewalls so my day doesn't really change when my boss is out.
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 14:44
Me neither I do what I want
Sharpienads
11-21-2012, 14:44
The same thing I do when he is around.
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 15:02
The same thing I do when he is around.
Drink beer, take pants off??????
Me too!
Sharpienads
11-21-2012, 15:07
Drink beer, take pants off??????
Me too!
Well, we do have a bar in our squadron, but it's all dudes there so we usually keep our pants on. Not always, though.
trlcavscout
11-21-2012, 15:19
If my boss left his cozy warm office to come see what i do hell would freeze over!
Byte Stryke
11-21-2012, 15:28
If my boss left his cozy warm office to come see what i do hell would freeze over!
GREAT.... Now look what you did!
http://radiatingtrivia.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/hell-frozen-over.jpg
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 15:30
Great he is back now.................
Tinelement
11-21-2012, 15:34
Filthy fucking shooter!!!!
I'm sad. Stupid ass dentists.
Drink better beer than coors light. :)
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 15:37
Think he has much motivation????????
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121121_142647.jpg
Tinelement
11-21-2012, 15:39
I quit
My boss asked me if I had ever seen the video "cake farts" my first day. I thought it was a trick question... then he showed it to the people who hadn't seen it.
We have kegerators all over at work and I manage our firewalls so my day doesn't really change when my boss is out.
You've gotta be shitting me. That's hilarious! I'd never seen it, or even heard of it, until just now. Funny stuff.
ChunkyMonkey
11-21-2012, 16:06
is that a giant bottle of beer behind his chair?
cfortune
11-21-2012, 16:16
You've gotta be shitting me. That's hilarious! I'd never seen it, or even heard of it, until just now. Funny stuff.
Ha, did you go watch it?
Ha, did you go watch it?
Yeah, pretty disturbing. I can't believe your boss would show that to you, and on your first day to boot!
cfortune
11-21-2012, 16:22
What's even worse is I had seen it before. Just wasn't going to own up to it on my first day.
Shootersfab
11-21-2012, 17:01
Now he got on netflix..........
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121121_155654.jpg
two shoes
11-21-2012, 17:05
Think he has much motivation????????
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121121_142647.jpg
at least you didn't "surprise" him while his crank was in his hand...
Zundfolge
11-21-2012, 17:09
Actually when the boss is gone we all get lots of work done.
When he's in the office he runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, making stupid rash decisions and yanking us all in 5 different directions at once all the while fretting about having to lay everyone off one second and wondering if we should add staff the next.
I work for an idiot. An idiot with a serious bi-polar disorder that he medicates with scotch.
Thankfully he's rarely in the office for an entire day (spends a lot of time on the road delivering our product because he thinks its cheaper for him to do it than to hire delivery drivers, even though he sometimes wastes more money on the road than he makes) but at least he leaves most of us alone and we can ignore whatever stupidity he last dumped on us and get some real work done.
I'm so glad I took this week off.
Actually when the boss is gone we all get lots of work done.
When he's in the office he runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, making stupid rash decisions and yanking us all in 5 different directions at once all the while fretting about having to lay everyone off one second and wondering if we should add staff the next.
I work for an idiot. An idiot with a serious bi-polar disorder that he medicates with scotch.
Thankfully he's rarely in the office for an entire day (spends a lot of time on the road delivering our product because he thinks its cheaper for him to do it than to hire delivery drivers, even though he sometimes wastes more money on the road than he makes) but at least he leaves most of us alone and we can ignore whatever stupidity he last dumped on us and get some real work done.
I'm so glad I took this week off.
Back in college, I used to work for a small sign shop, whose owner was like that. Definitely lots of rash decisions, but others that were wise. A lot of the time, he'd have his dad there at the shop (retired army vet) just to make deliveries so he didn't have to hire someone. It was pretty funny to watch, and this was during the boom of 2003-2005 when the economy was peachy. Every once in a while when the self-imposed stresses really got to him, he'd be out back sorting substrate for the signs and taking mental note of inventory, and we'd catch him with a cigarette. It was funny because he was insistent that he didn't smoke. He'd always try to hide it or drop it behind his foot, hoping we wouldn't notice.
hghclsswhitetrsh
11-21-2012, 17:28
He needs to shave. Haha jk.
Great-Kazoo
11-21-2012, 17:39
Finish up assigned task, 1/4 day field day, bill work done, then hack his account to buy shit.
Download porn and abuse myself.
Oh, wait, I am the boss ...
You too?
Well, except the download pron part. http://www.urbanplanet.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif
jerrymrc
11-22-2012, 07:41
I get a new one every 12-24 months. Some are good and some are bad. I have learned that when ya get a bad one just keep your head down and count the months. In my current job I have had 13 of them.[mop]
Bailey Guns
11-22-2012, 07:50
My boss never shows up. Calls me maybe once per week for something. This is my "office":
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/IMG-20121115-00013_zps8960532e.jpg
I never hear from my boss except through email
gnihcraes
11-22-2012, 11:45
Everyone is my boss except the cleaning crew. (different department)
End User IT stinks sometimes.
Rarely hear from my real boss, do my job, they leave me alone.
Top performer once again! I just need the 5 years back pay to go with it.
Tinelement
11-22-2012, 12:21
I'm trying very very very hard not to dig deep into my photos of shooter......
[handbags]
I'm trying very very very hard not to dig deep into my photos of shooter......
[handbags]
Oh please do post them up!
I get peace and quiet from his liberal rantings. Needless to say its a good day when he is out.
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jerrymrc
11-22-2012, 13:56
Sent from my Magpul enhanced tactical iPhone using Tapatalk.
Sent on NIPRNET.[facepalm]And you call yourself "operator grade" [hahhah-no] [LOL]
Tinelement
11-23-2012, 07:43
Typical Shooter fashion. Try's to be all cute and leaves wounded soldiers laying around.
No respect...
http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa351/tinelement/FBEA5571-2AE8-4FE1-8EEB-8B665AE11A1F-869-00000143751416E9.jpg
Byte Stryke
11-23-2012, 09:31
I get tickets at T_3 from Users wanting me to reboot the internet because myspace is loading too slow...[facepalm]
Tinelement
11-23-2012, 09:39
I get tickets at T_3 from Users wanting me to reboot the internet because myspace is loading too slow...[facepalm]
We having a bad morning sir??
I get my TPS reports on his desk before he comes back.
if you don't get that.....get out!
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