View Full Version : I hate Rabbits....
NightCat
11-30-2012, 00:02
Get in my car to go to dinner with a friend...start it up and BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEEEEP, BEEEEEP.
Coolant light....Im all "fucking great...."
Knowing, I was full...and Thinking either 1) my radiator cracked or is leaking.. or 2) I somehow blew a head gasket and burnt through all my coolant or something....
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So....I pop my hood, open my trunk, grab my bottle of Pentosin SF and go inside for some Water to mix it with....
Realize it still looked good but figured I'd add some anyways...
Grab a flash light and start looking around....and I see this..
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Fucking Rabbits ate the wires....
Guess I'll be soldering them back together tomorrow after I get back from the range...
Fucking Rabbits..
Are you sure it wasn't squirrels? Or mice?
Why you gotta be hatin' on the rabbits?
[Coffee]
NightCat
11-30-2012, 00:05
...because I saw the little bastard next to my car when I took my daughter out for a walk in her stroller earlier today...
And I've watched the creature eating all the Lily's I planted for my daughter....
My daughter's name is Lily...I planted like...4 of them the day she was born...and as they began to come up from the soil, I Saw the little shit eating them!!
If I didn't have neighbors so closed I'd a popped the damn thing with my AR :P
Rabbits are mean little f'ers! they drove away all my friendly neighborhood squirrels. I watched a rabbit trap 3 squirrels up a lone tree in my yard and attacked them viciously when they attempted to get down. This year has been bad, tons of rabbits fleeing the open space from the coyotes. Guess the coyotes are tired of prairie dog burgers every night. [Coffee]
Where's Elmer Fudd when you need him?
SideShow Bob
11-30-2012, 00:13
Blow guns make for fun and silent rabbit control in an urban area.... At least so I have heard....[Wink]
NightCat
11-30-2012, 00:21
...do does a .22lr with a home made coke bottle suppressor taped to the end lol
...because I saw the little bastard next to my car when I took my daughter out for a walk in her stroller earlier today...
I'd bet the rabbit was the look out for the squirrel.
Tinelement
11-30-2012, 00:27
You inviting us down for rabbit stew???
The real problem is you drive an audi. You should feel ashamed.
The real problem is you drive an audi. You should feel ashamed.
You should respect people with "audism." [Coffee]
The real problem is you drive an audi. You should feel ashamed.
In what regard? I'm proud to drive my Audi. I'm also proud to drive my assembled in Mexico Dodge Ram.
BTW, unless they somehow culled them, DIA had a huge rabbit problem in outdoor parking. Glad I park in the garage (for biz) or use canopy for personal.
At least the display pixels still work. :rolleyes:
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Good luck with that wabbit problem. If you had a BMW you wouldn't have this problem.
You should respect people with "audism." [Coffee]
I mean... Lets not hate on audi drivers....
Good luck with that wabbit problem. If you had a BMW you wouldn't have this problem.
I think you bummer guys are paying the rabbits to slow down the Audi's.
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I think you bummer guys are paying the rabbits to slow down the Audi's.
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Even if we were paying them in carrots. Audis are still sucking.
I have worked in the human services field too long, when ever someone says "BMW" all I hear is the first 2 letters.........
Rabbits are UAW members and they are sabotaging foreign made cars.
Even if we were paying them in carrots. Audis are still sucking.
Seems like you've been badly beaten by an Audi, wanna talk about it? [Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
11-30-2012, 01:21
The real problem is you drive an Overpriced VW . You should feel ashamed.
FIFY
...do does a .22lr with a home made coke bottle suppressor taped to the end lol
^^^^^^^^^^ THIS.
And these will help..:)
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/subsonic.jpg
Been there... little f*ckers chewed the motor wire harness in our minivan. We parked it in the driveway and didn't drive it for about 3-4 weeks. When I went out to start it ... nothing. Popped the hood and it looked like a 7 year old had gotten ahold of a pair of tin snips and went nuts on the harness. There is a contract out on every one of those little guys now...
All I can say is rabbit is 10x tastier than squirrel, so make lemonade, if you know what I mean.
dwalker460
11-30-2012, 09:18
German wiring taste good to wabbits. No idea why,
Have not tired it myself, but my buddy uses a subsonic 22 or a 22 short through the door to his deck to pop the little bastards eating his garden, then throws their little carcasses into the open space near him to feed the coyotes and foxes.
I have a pretty serious wabbit problem, but will likely use an airgun to get rid of them. The big issue for me is not just that they are eating the flowers and destroying the garden, its that the wabbits come, then the foxes, coyotes and rattlesnakes come, and then my kid and dog cant play in the backyard. A couple years ago I actually had a baby rattler just outside the door to the garage. Killed him but never found the nest. Because my wife and parents in law are sensitive people they wabbits have had a reprieve, but thats about to end.
EDIT- Also your Audi seems to be missing its intercooler hose, you should get that fixed...
The real problem is you drive an overpriced VW. You should feel ashamed.
FIFY
Common misconception. That's OK, us Audi owners know it's just like with liberals understanding of guns and gun laws.
You could say the same about Porsche, Bentley, Bugatti. or Lamborghini. All just overpriced VW's right?
I saw this title and thought of this: (Warning NSFW)
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All the squirrels and rabbits have disappeared from around my house since I got my .22 pellet rifle :)
I don't know what the deal is.
I saw this title and thought of this: (Warning NSFW)
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I lived in Xenia once. Some of those people were not acting.
B6 A4
I had this same problem happen to me a few years back with my oil level sensor. I wrapped it in that hard accordion hose sleeve stuff and it never happened again. I think the rabbits (or what ever it was) don't like the noise that stuff makes. Use some good shrink wrap when you mend it and that according wrap and you should be good to go. If you need help let me know.
Wow, bet there's some proud parents there......
And we've had rabbits living in our yard for 10 years, never had one chew up anything but grass. Now squirrels, that's another story. And I hear that porcupines can cause a lot of damage 'cause they'll chew on damn near anything. I've heard of them eating rubber brake hoses.
http://youtu.be/lxDeqY1wQMU
BushMasterBoy
11-30-2012, 11:47
Knowing what I know about wildlife it was probably a rat. The rabbit is just a fall guy. Kill the rat. The rabbit prefers plants to your soybean by-product insulation. The rat likes the wires taste. A little box under the hood...http://www.wildlifehotline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RatPoison.jpg
Knowing what I know about wildlife it was probably a rat. The rabbit is just a fall guy. Kill the rat. The rabbit prefers plants to your soybean by-product insulation. The rat likes the wires taste. A little box under the hood...http://www.wildlifehotline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RatPoison.jpg
Hey, that's what I fill my squirrel feeder with! I need to get some more, bastards are eyefucking my bird feeders again.
NightCat
11-30-2012, 12:10
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Didn't realized I started an Audi / BMW war lol. haha
But yea, it's a B6...and I should be happy my pixels still work haha.
I'm just gonna solder it back together and shrink wrap it...I might put some extra layer of protection over the wires, but this is the first time its happened to me in the time I've owned the car.
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hollohas
11-30-2012, 12:24
Airgun.
My rabbit population is almost non-existent now after I declared war on them this summer. But be sure to hit them in the head, because if you miss and hit them in the neck, they may flop into your driveway and make a massive bloody mess for like a 10ft radius...not a good thing for the neighbors to see in suburbia...or so I'm told. ;)
NightCat
11-30-2012, 18:27
Well...update.
Fixed it...was easy to fix..
Soldering Gun + Solder + Shrink tubing + Big Lighter = fixed
Figured I'd wash my car too...it was a little nasty... I use my Audi for what it was intended for...Driving, ANYWHERE!
hate seeing STi's and Evo's and Audi's and whatever....turbocharged AWD vehicles...clean as a whistle.....you bought the wrong car...
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Lol...
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All the squirrels and rabbits have disappeared from around my house since I got my .22 pellet rifle :)
I don't know what the deal is.
I had one go MIA this morning before I left for the range. :D
Wow, bet there's some proud parents there......
And we've had rabbits living in our yard for 10 years, never had one chew up anything but grass. Now squirrels, that's another story. And I hear that porcupines can cause a lot of damage 'cause they'll chew on damn near anything. I've heard of them eating rubber brake hoses.
They're digging under my back patio. I've been trying to slay them all before I barricade it because I don't want to bury them alive under there and make a stink.
Airgun.
My rabbit population is almost non-existent now after I declared war on them this summer. But be sure to hit them in the head, because if you miss and hit them in the neck, they may flop into your driveway and make a massive bloody mess for like a 10ft radius...not a good thing for the neighbors to see in suburbia...or so I'm told. ;)
Gotta do good [Recon] to get headshots.:D
DSB OUTDOORS
11-30-2012, 19:08
I love this ammo. I shoot it out of my lever action 22 Henry and it's quieter than most pellet guns. Fires off the primer only, no powder. And accurate. Speed is about 750 - 800 fps.
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Facts you need to know before viewing the ads:
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AK47 Ranger
11-30-2012, 19:32
Rabbits once ate a $700 wiring harness in my 04 S4 when the wife took it to the airport and parked it at Wally Park.
Its been an issue out there for years. Fucking Germans conspiring with bunnys to make tasty vehicle parts.
And of course, we all know just how helpful Wally Park was in getting that bill paid too.
Ive been on a 7 year shoot on sight rabbit termination program at my house. Big, small it makes no difference.
I did sorta feel bad last summer when I ran a little fella over with the mover.
Rabbits once ate a $700 wiring harness in my 04 S4 when the wife took it to the airport and parked it at Wally Park.
Its been an issue out there for years. Fucking Germans conspiring with bunnys to make tasty vehicle parts.
And of course, we all know just how helpful Wally Park was in getting that bill paid too.
Ive been on a 7 year shoot on sight rabbit termination program at my house. Big, small it makes no difference.
I did sorta feel bad last summer when I ran a little fella over with the mover.
Meh,
Once you get past the sound of bunny going through the discharge chute, it's not so bad.
If you still got Audi, make sure you take it to Hardey's Motorwerks (http://www.hardeysmotorwerks.com/). He went to HS with my son and does all my work. Straight shooter.
NightCat
11-30-2012, 20:10
Meh,
Once you get past the sound of bunny going through the discharge chute, it's not so bad.
If you still got Audi, make sure you take it to Hardey's Motorwerks (http://www.hardeysmotorwerks.com/). He went to HS with my son and does all my work. Straight shooter.
Hardey is good people. He's also a Unitronics dealer.
dwalker460
11-30-2012, 20:24
I keep the Cayenne and A4 garaged so the bunnys dont get any ideas about nibbling on their tasty wiring.
I obviously do all my own repairing of das Deutschland autos, and sometimes do work on certain individuals cars, I can highly recommend 3Zero3 Motorsports and Peak Autosport, both of which are owned by friends of mine.
Geology Rocks
11-30-2012, 20:38
So would you eat the rabbits you all are shooting in your yards?
Geology Rocks
*wants to buy a house with a rabbit problem*
Geology Rocks
12-01-2012, 17:26
So i post about eating them and everyone runs away? Haha
Nope.
And FWIW, I *JUST* ran one over on the way home not five minutes ago. Had to swerve a couple times to get the little bastard. I need to go put another notch in my Gamo. A kill is a kill.
AK47 Ranger
12-01-2012, 18:27
I might eat em if It was a SHTF scenario but other than that why bother?
Plus the ones that go thru the mover are a little too soft to really cook.
I throw them over the fence for coyote bait
Didn't realized I started an Audi / BMW war lol. haha
But yea, it's a B6...and I should be happy my pixels still work haha.
I'm just gonna solder it back together and shrink wrap it...I might put some extra layer of protection over the wires, but this is the first time its happened to me in the time I've owned the car.
Thank the stars your B6 is nothing like my B5 screen. Mine is soldered in place and you need specialty equipment to replace it. Thankfully there is a guy named Kompressed on the forums that will do it for very cheap. From what I gather the B6 screen just plugs in. Guess Audi learned from that mistake. You might also want to check out this for your car. So far they don't have one for the B6 but I am sure if enough people will ask, the guy will code one for a B6. http://www.getste.com/
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