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Ashton
11-30-2012, 21:28
Say you took a bullet. What do you think the best place to take it would be? IE. Least lethal sites to take one. Hands, feet no large arteries?

Tinelement
11-30-2012, 21:33
Pinky toe??

Pretty worthless little slab of skin anyway!

mtnrider
11-30-2012, 21:35
Ass


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HoneyBadger
11-30-2012, 21:35
Through your ear lobe... Clean through and through!

Teufelhund
11-30-2012, 21:39
At a hospital.

mtnrider
11-30-2012, 21:41
Through your ear lobe... Clean through and through!

And then you could put one of those big ass hoop things in there. Good idea!

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Sharpienads
11-30-2012, 21:43
Ass.

Word. Just like Forrest Gump.

mtnrider
11-30-2012, 21:58
Word. Just like Forrest Gump.


My wife kicks it all the time so I would probably never even know I got shot there? [ROFL2]




Just kidding dear :-)
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nynco
11-30-2012, 22:16
Body (Right lung) There are arteries in there but its better than the heart.

Ass well make sure you miss the major arteries that run there, you'll bleed out in no time if one is nicked.

Basically all you can hope for many times is it hits the sweet spot devoid of a major artery or vein.

Shootersfab
11-30-2012, 22:25
Body (Right lung) There are arteries in there but its better than the heart.

Ass well make sure you miss the major arteries that run there, you'll bleed out in no time if one is nicked.

Basically all you can hope for many times is it hits the sweet spot devoid of a major artery or vein.

Thanks for the anatomy lesson bud.........


But im thinking like a finger or toe, or ya an ear lobe hahaha!

nynco
11-30-2012, 22:28
Former medic talking [Tooth]

cstone
11-30-2012, 22:33
Best place to be shot?

Your imagination.
Bad dream.
Stunt double.
Clone.
Right between my knees, while my legs are open.

J
11-30-2012, 22:38
Hair.

kidicarus13
11-30-2012, 22:44
The area around Chelton- Colorado Springs

TFOGGER
11-30-2012, 22:46
I believe I could take a shot to the ego without any lasting harm...

brutal
11-30-2012, 23:18
This thread

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brutal
11-30-2012, 23:19
Looking for an Aflac payout?

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brutal
11-30-2012, 23:20
Nynco's avatar

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Ashton
11-30-2012, 23:38
Looking for an Aflac payout?

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Nah looking to survive a gunshot wound should one occur. I have state farm anyways.

ray1970
11-30-2012, 23:44
Pretty much anywhere on your body wouldn't cause me any pain. [Awesom]

netsecsys
11-30-2012, 23:53
ballsack

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/testicle-gunshot---uncensored

Goodburbon
11-30-2012, 23:57
Detroit




Or did I misunderstand the question?

Ashton
12-01-2012, 00:00
ballsack

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/testicle-gunshot---uncensored


I feel the need to investigate this further...

SA Friday
12-01-2012, 00:04
Hair.
Great... Only hair on my head are my eye brows and my chin. I'll pass.

TS12000
12-01-2012, 00:05
Behind this glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZzoB6xBWOI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

josh7328
12-01-2012, 00:13
Great... Only hair on my head are my eye brows and my chin. I'll pass.
[ROFL1]

Irving
12-01-2012, 00:14
I'd prefer to get shot in my wife.












Obviously just kidding.

Sharpienads
12-01-2012, 10:09
I'd prefer to get shot in my wife.












Obviously just kidding.

Best answer so far.

cstone
12-01-2012, 10:25
Everyone who has been to a class where the instructor said; "there is no such thing as a stupid question" please raise your hand.

So who said you can't argue with the instructor? [LOL]

mcantar18c
12-01-2012, 12:43
Our FISTer took 5 from a PKM (7.62x54r) in the legs... green on blue, at a PPS station. Somehow, they all missed bone and artery, and a week and a half after he got to KAF for treatment he ran a 5k.

TEAMRICO
12-01-2012, 12:49
Anywhere would be fine if I was talking with NYNCO.......

Sharpienads
12-01-2012, 17:19
Anywhere would be fine if I was talking with NYNCO.......

Ok, I revoke Irving's best answer status and award it you. That is just funny.

wctriumph
12-01-2012, 17:24
A shot of whiskey. Or Tekillya?

HoneyBadger
12-01-2012, 19:44
Behind this glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZzoB6xBWOI&feature=youtube_gdata_player


WOW! Talk about "standing behind your product"!

There have been some good answers, so I would like to add to mine: Getting shot in the earlobe while in the hospital sounds like the best possible circumstance!

DSB OUTDOORS
12-01-2012, 20:06
At a hospital.
^^^^ This!!! WINNER!!! [Beer]

rondog
12-01-2012, 20:45
Um, can I just pass on taking one period?

DSB OUTDOORS
12-01-2012, 20:50
Better question is what caliber would you rather be shot with???? Me .25 ACP!! No penetration, and little expansion. IMHO! [Coffee]