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BPTactical
12-02-2012, 23:29
My ship has come in.


My Dear,
Assalamu’alaikum

For your kind attention, I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate a sum of (US$6,200,000.00 Million) to your personal bank account for the benefit of both of us.

This is a genuine business transaction, Only that I can not operate it alone without using a Foreigner as required in my bank law, therefore I am contacting you to stand before my bank as the beneficiary next of kin of this fund, That is my reason of contacting you in this manner to assist me actualise this better opportunity, also to share the benefit together with me Insha' Allah. You will be entitled to have 40% of this fund as a foreign partner, since you will provide a bank account where this money will be transferred to, While 60% will be for me, by indicating your interest on assurance of trust, i will send you the full details and how this business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret between both of us because the secret of this transaction is as well as the success of it.Plaese I need your information: 1) Full names:(2) Private phone number:(3) Occupation:(4) Your Transactional Passport/Working ID/Driving license.(5)Your
country….

And if you are really sure of your integrity, trustworthy and confidentiality reply back to me immediately to prove your integrity, I will be looking forward for your urgent response:

Regards, in sincerity;
Mr.Toure Mohammad


Dammit, I cant find my checkbook to give him the acct #
Can anybody help me?[hahhah-no]

hghclsswhitetrsh
12-02-2012, 23:31
Chicken.

Sharpienads
12-02-2012, 23:33
I wouldn't trust anybody named Mohammed. Tread lightly...

theGinsue
12-02-2012, 23:37
Seems legit.

you don't have a hair if you don't take him up on his offer.

[ROFL1]

patrick0685
12-02-2012, 23:37
i think DSB has a few that you could use :)

BPTactical
12-02-2012, 23:39
Seems legit.

you don't have a hair if you don't take him up on his offer.

[ROFL1]

Shaved this morning........................................... Hey, the Mrs likes hardwood floors






i think DSB has a few that you could use :)



OK, thats even creepier than what I posted[werdo]

DFBrews
12-02-2012, 23:43
Shaved this morning........................................... Hey, the Mrs likes hardwood floors[Flower]Gross... That poor poor ported 1911. The things it has seen.

BPTactical
12-02-2012, 23:48
Gross... That poor poor ported 1911. The things it has seen.

Cannot be unseen[Coffee]

JMBD2112
12-03-2012, 08:28
Hell give em my acct# 1111111111

anomad
12-03-2012, 08:51
Sweet, I could buy that car I found on craigslist if I lucked into a deal like that.

Lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.

Mtn.man
12-03-2012, 10:14
Ok so how do we split this up? I recieved the same letter just a few minutes ago, already gave em all my info just waiting on the bank to call and verify.

BPTactical
12-03-2012, 10:34
Ok so how do we split this up? I recieved the same letter just a few minutes ago, already gave em all my info just waiting on the bank to call and verify.

In the spirit of the season Mtn Man, I will bow out and let you have it, I am sure it will let you purchase a couple extra cords of wood. Can't have your lil piggies gettin cold.

Merry Kissmyass everbody!

wctriumph
12-03-2012, 10:47
I just received a letter from Costco with check in the envelope and a request to call a phone number to activate the account and then I will also receive a UK Lottery payout of $150,000 USD. The enclosed check is to be used to pay the taxes on the $150K.

The phone number to call is the scam: It will cost you thousands in long distance charges.

If these jerks would put their energy into legit business enterprises...

two shoes
12-03-2012, 11:02
Use this account number: OU812-911-EIEIO

Sharpienads
12-03-2012, 11:06
Sweet, I could buy that car I found on craigslist if I lucked into a deal like that.

Too late. http://www.ar-15.co/threads/42773-Post-a-picture-of-your-latest-purchase?p=762623#post762623

anomad
12-03-2012, 21:01
Too late. http://www.ar-15.co/threads/42773-Post-a-picture-of-your-latest-purchase?p=762623#post762623

Damn. I never get the breaks.