Anyone in Denver have a manequin/dummy i could borrow next week?

[armstrong001]

I need a manequin for our christmas party next wednesday. I'd like to pick it up monday or tuesday and drop off later in the week. Times are flexible. Anyone know where i could get one?

[Sparky]

A stripper would be more fun, but who am I to judge.

[codyzak]

Yeah. Wow. This is going to be a long thread!


P.S.
Can I go to this party?!

[DavieD55]

What are you gonna do with it? [LOL][ROFL3]

[MarkCO]

Have you tried the Democractic Party Offices. They probably still have some left with IDs from Nov 6.

[RCCrawler]

I actually have one in my man cave dressed as Evel Knievel.

[Sawin]

The 14 y/o across the street cut a hole in his little sister's life size barbie...use your imagination. hahahaha

[BPTactical]

Sorry, wife's busy all week............try 14th and Sherman, the big white building is full of them.

[TEAMRICO]

I have a gently loved REAL DOLL, will that work?

[Monky]

When was DADT repealed on the forum? A grown man asking for another man's doll.. [fags]

[Byte Stryke]

Date Night?


tired of not being able to use the HOV?


No matter how hot she is, she cant hold a conversation...



I could go on, but why?

[rondog]

I have a gently loved REAL DOLL, will that work?

Oh good Lord.....

[Byte Stryke]

Oh good Lord.....

she's probably heard that a time or two ;)

[henpecked]

Bad things happen when you loan out your manequin

16591

[armstrong001]

Each department decorates to a theme. Ours is Mayan apocalypse christmas. I've got a gas mask, and camo, I was going to set up some sort of civilian defense type guard at the door to our department. But I appreciate all the "interesting" obesrvations :-)

[Great-Kazoo]

Check with ronin. I hear his are inflatable. This way you aren't jammed for space while using it.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Check with ronin. I hear his are inflatable. This way you aren't jammed for space while using it.

God damnit, Jim.... I just spit apple juice all over.

[Great-Kazoo]

God damnit, Jim.... I just spit apple juice all over.

Apple Juice??????

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Apple Juice??????

I don't drink soda anymore. Well, try not to.... Juice or water.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

If its a good venue I will go as the dummy. Well unless there's kinky shit going on, then I'm out. See jm v 2.0 at that point.

[Irving]

Bad things happen when you loan out your manequin

16591

Slam man?

No cameras in the HOV lane on I-25 FYI. Just don't go in the Fastpass lane without a pass.

[Ah Pook]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

[TriggerHappy]

IBTL

[Great-Kazoo]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

Can she tie a cherry stem with her tongue?

Thank you obscure references

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

This is a very important part. A Mannequin with no rectal stand isn't a mannequin at all, really.

[armstrong001]

As funny as i think it would be to use a sex doll as our dummy, rectal stand or not, i really like my job, and don't really want to take a trip down to HR to explain why i did that. Plus, i'm pretty sure i would forever be "that creepy guy" at work... So, if someone does have something i could use to dress up as a civil defense type person, that won't earn me a bad rep at work, it would be much appreciated.

[henpecked]

Unless someone undressed the sex doll how would they know?
you could make company history here.

[henpecked]

And your probably already "the creepy guy" at work

[RCCrawler]

You are welcome to borrow mine, it's like 6'5" tall and comes all apart, has a stand, the whole nine yards.

[armstrong001]

And your probably already "the creepy guy" at work

And you make that judgement based on wanting to help decorate an office for a christmas party? Wow, you sure figured me out...

[JM Ver. 2.0]

It's all fun and games till someone does a rectal stand....

[henpecked]

And you make that judgement based on wanting to help decorate an office for a christmas party? Wow, you sure figured me out...


I apologize if I offended you...

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

blow up doll

[rockhound]

I am surprised this thread has not taken an uglier turn, it could have gone so badly

[armstrong001]

I apologize if I offended you...

Not offended, more mildly annoyed. But i accept your apology. Just asking for honest help. I get that its easy fodder for jokes and am willing to go along with it. I appreciate that this hasn't gone in a worse direction.

[Sparky]

It's all fun and games till someone does a rectal stand....

You said rectal. hehehehe