View Full Version : The Nuge telling it like it is again.
HunterCO
02-05-2008, 16:16
The title is self explanatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu5EGG8v6kI
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would it not be the greatest, if he ran for president? and won? one thing is for sure he would have my vote.
would it not be the greatest, if he ran for president? and won? one thing is for sure he would have my vote.
Uncle Ted for Prez!
I'd not only vote for him, I'd go out of my way to send him money and do everything I could to see him to the Whitehouse
would it not be the greatest, if he ran for president? and won? one thing is for sure he would have my vote. Same here "Blood Brother"! I've been saying that for years. Could you imagine the debates with some foolish Liberals! They would have to carry them out on a stretcher after he got done with them! [Weight] " TED WANTS THEM DEAD" !!!!!!!
robsterclaw
02-05-2008, 18:48
He his concerts kick ass too!
HunterCO
02-05-2008, 21:08
If uncle Ted ran for prez I bet he could get several million dollars from the company that makes depends. The libs would be buying them by the truck loads.[ROFL2]
[Punker]
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Ted Nugent Fan?
Here is a little test that will help you decide
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a 40 Cal. Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Ted Nugent Fan Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist
[Weight] ("TED WANTS THEM DEAD")!!!!
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