Doctors vs. Gun Owners

[spleify]

Doctors vs. Gun Owners










Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are

120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is

0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is

1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is

.0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So,statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Therefore, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor than by a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

We withheld the statistics on lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!

[sroz]

Oh stop spewing facts. We do not deal in such nonsense....

[gnihcraes]

I'm screwed, I have multiple doctors and surgeons. O'well.

[StagLefty]

So I have to go to BP for my yearly prostrate exam ??

[spleify]

So I have to go to BP for my yearly prostrate exam ??

Those are free all year...

[SideShow Bob]

Those are free all year...

Nope, due to the economy, he has had to raise his charge of exams to one can of cat food, premium brands only......

[StagLefty]

Nope, due to the economy, he has had to raise his charge of exams to one can of cat food, premium brands only......

Oh I thought it was to cover the expense of the Frog Lube he uses. [ROFL1]

[sniper7]

At least frog lube smells good!

[Mazin]

At least frog lube smells good!


Yea but I heard that he uses a 12ga copper brush. [Shock] [Sofa]

[Irving]

I never liked this statistic. It is misleading. It's fun to post, but don't use it in a real conversation/debate.

[TheBelly]

At least Bert's prices are the same this week as they were last week..

[Troublco]

At least Bert's prices are the same this week as they were last week..

Give it a couple days...he'll be up to 2 cans...and he'll have to go to a stainless steel brush! [ROFL1]

[SideShow Bob]

Give.and he'll have to go to a stainless steel brush! [ROFL1]

It lasts longer,= more customers served, so does that make it a Hi-capacity brush ? [LOL]

[StagLefty]

Sorry for the mob hijack Spleify [facepalm]