Apparently all of us gun lovers are "lacking down stairs" according to this ASPEN tool

[griebel303]

Yep, just like hummer owners...we all have small equipment downstairs according to this tool :

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20121228/COLUMN/121229911/1021&parentprofile=1061

[Mountain Man]

LOL, this dude has penis on the brain. And serious penis envy.

[Skully]

Well he can move to Australia then, I tried to leave a comment to tell him that, but I had to use my evil Facebook login to do it, screw that............... [pileoshit]

[hatidua]

He wants an argument. Far better to post a comment acknowledging ownership of a micro-penis, one's contentment with said small device, and ask why that's a problem for him?

[SNAFU]

Hey spell it right ASSpen,,only place a mobile home goes for $500,000.
But hey just "down valley" trash here in Glenwood Springs area.

[trlcavscout]

He lives in aspen, cant expect much from him. Send him some OG and a bag of cheetos that will shut him up. Ugly ass ol bald MFer.

[Drucker]

Seeing as how the author seems to need a box of tampax I can understand the penis envy.

[SuperiorDG]

"Then the rest of us pointed out that owning a Hummer was an obvious sign of a person making up for a physical shortcoming, and Hummer went out of business virtually overnight."

I thought that it was because of gas prices.

[Dave_L]

It's unfortunate that we don't require people to wear a wristband designating pro or anti gun. I'd hate to waste bullets saving someone that hates guns. ;)

[jreifsch80]

my old lady doesnt complain about me ;) i have multiple "useful" firearms because i only trust in myself to protect me or my family if there were to be some disaster. plus ak's are badass and building them is my hobby. that's just the communist way of thought that anyone that has lots of one thing or a really cool thing must be making up for something since wanting greatness and abundance is bad in their eyes

[Kraven251]

If I am going to be accused of compensating...I want one of these (http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun.htm).

[Zundfolge]

I find it ironic that anti gun idiots use basic Freudian Psychology (compensation for small penis is Freudian) to explain us troglodyte gun owners when Freud himself is said to have said; "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity".

[hollohas]

I find it ironic that anti gun idiots use basic Freudian Psychology (compensation for small penis is Freudian) to explain us troglodyte gun owners when Freud himself is said to have said; "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity".

If that's true, it's hilarious. If it's not, it's still funny as hell.

[ChunkyMonkey]

I find it ironic that anti gun idiots use basic Freudian Psychology (compensation for small penis is Freudian) to explain us troglodyte gun owners when Freud himself is said to have said; "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity".

Quoted for the truth!

[muddywings]

all bubble busters raise your hand:

[pick-me]

Misattributed

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Falsely attributed to Sigmund Freud.

This has been sourced to General Introduction to Psychoanalysis [17] (http://groups.google.com/group/alt.quotations/msg/5fc8dd0f7d56981e) [18] (http://groups.google.com/group/uk.politics.guns/msg/4ad060e213bc5b6b) [19] (http://groups.google.com/group/talk.politics.guns/msg/7fbce4b3fa5324a7) [20] (http://groups.google.com/group/can.talk.guns/msg/a57bc07124e64fba) due to a misreading of a 1990 essay by Don B. Kates (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_B._Kates) [21] (http://www.guncite.com/journals/gun_control_katesreal.html). The quote is Kates' own characterization of a passage in Freud and Oppenheim,Dreams in Folklore, and not Freud's words.




"The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." - Falsely attributed to Thomas Jefferson (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson)

This has been sourced to "The Papers of Thomas Jefferson", asserted to have been edited by C.J. Boyd. The quote does not appear in Jefferson's collected papers as searched in Google Print. The name of the editor is also problematic: some volumes of Jefferson's papers were edited by Julian P. Boyd, not C.J. Boyd.



Still funny as shit though!

[Skully]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for pleasure, this is for fun....."



Do I have something confused here? :)

[james_bond_007]

"Then the rest of us pointed out that owning a Hummer was an obvious sign of a person making up for a physical shortcoming, and Hummer went out of business virtually overnight."

I thought that it was because of gas prices.

Silly you !!!

He's got it all figured out. Nothing to do with Hummer's cost, cost of ownership, cost of gas, weak economy etc. The customers and potential customers were so embarrassed that everyone figured out why they bought or were going to buy a Giant Vehicle, that they refused to buy more. Drove that company right out of business. [LOL]

It's on the internet, so it MUST be true.

[james_bond_007]

It's unfortunate that we don't require people to wear a wristband designating pro or anti gun. I'd hate to waste bullets saving someone that hates guns. ;)

Here's an armband/patch they can wear:
http://reagangirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/000-1214104957-gunfree4x4.gif

[cofi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-K1DmPcybA

[BPTactical]

If the author had a choice of which item to "Keester Stash" I think he would much rather prefer a .45 slug compared to "what I am lacking downstairs".......

[Dave_L]

Here's an armband/patch they can wear:
http://reagangirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/000-1214104957-gunfree4x4.gif

Bwhahaha. Awesome. Time to make some stickers.

[james_bond_007]

Bwhahaha. Awesome. Time to make some stickers.

Plenty to go around :

FOR THE HOME ************************************************** *****
http://cdn.ammoland.com/files/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/GUn-Free-zones.jpg

FOR THE YARD *******************************
http://www.roadfood.com/insider/photos/8220.jpg


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LqfTEAJf1rQ/UMuoGg6uBdI/AAAAAAAABI0/ClLycPt-vgc/s1600/gun-free%2Bzone06.jpg
FOR THE BUSINESS ************************************************** **

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X6kow4ZPPdc/UAq0A8V6DaI/AAAAAAAAK7g/Watnb_Ve3JA/s1600/nocarry.png

FOR THE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (Colorado now excepted) ************************************************** **

http://scrosnoe.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/gunfreezone.jpg

[Teufelhund]

It's unfortunate that we don't require people to wear a wristband designating pro or anti gun. I'd hate to waste bullets saving someone that hates guns. ;)

Like these?

http://cyberschoolbus.un.org/discrim/i/star_badges.jpg

Don't give them any ideas.

/Godwin

[cfortune]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32582674.jpg

[hollohas]

I hope he sees that ^

[spittoon]

That is some funny stuff. Did you read the comments ?? [LOL]

[lpgasman]

I wonder of he started feeling this way after he got his addadicktome opperation?

[BPTactical]

Dear Todd,
In response to your recent article regarding firearms ownership and male appendage size I would like to ask you this question: Does this mean that liberal males have large vaginas? I mean you are always pissy, mean little bitches when you don't get your way or someone disagrees with you. You cannot accept people for what and who they are, rather you feel they must conform to your utopian ideal, much like a PMS'ing wife or jealous girlfriend. You also are under the delusion that the world is a nice, fuzzy place. Things you don't understand scare you, and therefore you don't feel anybody should own what scares you or what you don't understand.
You are selfish in your views and ignorance.
Law abiding firearm owners want nothing but to be left alone. We don't need to rely on anybody for much of anything. We understand the fact that the world is not a nice place, that the most viscious animal in the world is a human being and that we are responsible for our own safety.
Quit attempting to blame the acts of deranged and sick individuals on a mechanical device. It only exemplifies your ignorance.



Somebody with a FB account feel free to spell check, copy and paste it to the comments.

[BPTactical]

I wonder of he started feeling this way after he got his addaGashtome opperation?

I FIFY!

[Byte Stryke]

Dear Todd,
In response to your recent article regarding firearms ownership and male appendage size I would like to ask you this question: Does this mean that liberal males have large vaginas? I mean you are always pissy, mean little bitches when you don't get your way or someone disagrees with you. You cannot accept people for what and who they are, rather you feel they must conform to your utopian ideal, much like a PMS'ing wife or jealous girlfriend. You also are under the delusion that the world is a nice, fuzzy place. Things you don't understand scare you, and therefore you don't feel anybody should own what scares you or what you don't understand.
You are selfish in your views and ignorance.
Law abiding firearm owners want nothing but to be left alone. We don't need to rely on anybody for much of anything. We understand the fact that the world is not a nice place, that the most viscious animal in the world is a human being and that we are responsible for our own safety.
Quit attempting to blame the acts of deranged and sick individuals on a mechanical device. It only exemplifies your ignorance.



Somebody with a FB account feel free to spell check, copy and paste it to the comments.

Done

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Peter puffer had a bitch and Todd Hartley was his name O, Biotch, Biotch, Biotch, and Hartley is his name O!! [fagpole][fags]

[Hitman 6]

I'll take my small penis over his bleeding vagina any day of the week. I'll apologize if that's a re-post, but I am not sorry.

[Hitman 6]

Dear Todd,
In response to your recent article regarding firearms ownership and male appendage size I would like to ask you this question: Does this mean that liberal males have large vaginas? I mean you are always pissy, mean little bitches when you don't get your way or someone disagrees with you. You cannot accept people for what and who they are, rather you feel they must conform to your utopian ideal, much like a PMS'ing wife or jealous girlfriend. You also are under the delusion that the world is a nice, fuzzy place. Things you don't understand scare you, and therefore you don't feel anybody should own what scares you or what you don't understand.
You are selfish in your views and ignorance.
Law abiding firearm owners want nothing but to be left alone. We don't need to rely on anybody for much of anything. We understand the fact that the world is not a nice place, that the most viscious animal in the world is a human being and that we are responsible for our own safety.
Quit attempting to blame the acts of deranged and sick individuals on a mechanical device. It only exemplifies your ignorance.



Somebody with a FB account feel free to spell check, copy and paste it to the comments.

Thank the lord for BP Tactical. That was shared promptly.

[lpgasman]

I FIFY!

Well i knew it was one of them.[Beer]

[DOC]

If his premise is true. I wonder how many long guns he would need to feel like a man? I could shatter his whole theory in one minute but I'm not showing him my junk. Its probably what he wants anyway.

[cfortune]

If his premise is true. I wonder how many long guns he would need to feel like a man? I could shatter his whole theory in one minute but I'm not showing him my junk. Its probably what he wants anyway.

I bet some sort of formula could be worked out. Something like X number of guns for every Y inches.

Yeah, don't send him dick pics. That's what he wants. If you do that, the terrorists win.

[Goodburbon]

Eh, small or not, it gets the job done.

[james_bond_007]

Dear Todd, ... etc.

[ROFL1]

I could not stop laughing. I was rolling on the floor... Nice one !!!

[th3w01f]

I bet some sort of formula could be worked out. Something like X number of guns for every Y inches.


I'm going to need the complete formula here. I want to know which direction I'm going so I can let my wife know what to expect.

[Goodburbon]

My wife has almost as many guns as I do.

When we get home she's promised a swordfight, but I feel at a disadvantage. I have a few more guns than her, so her penis isn't as small. I'm a little scared, what happens if she wins?

[Kraven251]

My wife has almost as many guns as I do.

When we get home she's promised a swordfight, but I feel at a disadvantage. I have a few more guns than her, so her penis isn't as small. I'm a little scared, what happens if she wins?

^^This

[sabot_round]

Did I just read about a case of vaginatis?? I think that the author should get some vagisil for his/her issue.

[th3w01f]

Did I just read about a case of vaginatis?? I think that the author should get some vagisil for his/her issue.

Couldn't help myself -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En88gSpLz6E

[sabot_round]

Couldn't help myself -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En88gSpLz6E

[ROFL1]

[Aloha_Shooter]

"Then the rest of us pointed out that owning a Hummer was an obvious sign of a person making up for a physical shortcoming, and Hummer went out of business virtually overnight." I thought that it was because of gas prices. Their sales were slowing because of gas prices but they went out of business virtually overnight because O'Bummer decided to take over Government Motors (I still don't see how that was legal) and dump Hummer to the Chinese -- not sure if that was to appease his environmentalist whacko supporters or his Commie Chinese supporters, maybe he got a twofer.

[DavieD55]

My wife has almost as many guns as I do.

When we get home she's promised a swordfight, but I feel at a disadvantage. I have a few more guns than her, so her penis isn't as small. I'm a little scared, what happens if she wins?


LOL[ROFL1]

[Bailey Guns]

I just tell my wife not everything is about her.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I'm waiting for Rucker and Nynco to come by and defend that doucher.

[james_bond_007]

Todd Hartley needs to do more research..

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13500/Ron-Jeremy---13724.jpg

[Troublco]

Eh, small or not, it gets the job done.

I always figure it don't matter what size it is, as long as it makes ME happy!

I'm going to ignore Sir Vagalot, as he has the Elitist Disease - he understands that none of us could POSSIBLY know what's right and wrong, and we need to be corrected whether we agree or not.

[KestrelBike]

Todd Hartley needs to do more research..

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/13500/Ron-Jeremy---13724.jpg

Lolllllll License to Fill