View Full Version : Promises promises. Piers Morgan to deport himself.
tmleadr03
12-29-2012, 22:57
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2254758/Deport-If-America-wont-change-crazy-gun-laws--I-deport-says-Piers-Morgan.html
Kraven251
12-29-2012, 23:04
those comments are priceless, my personal favorite was just the simple "Bye"
blacklabel
12-29-2012, 23:10
Sales of high-capacity bullet magazines have also risen
My head damn near explodes every time I read ignorant trash like that. High capacity bullet magazine? WTF!?
patrick0685
12-29-2012, 23:11
well...bye
HoneyBadger
12-29-2012, 23:12
More garbage about how an AR-15 can be modified to fire 6 bullets per second etc etc...
And not to muddy the waters, but has anyone ever confirmed which weapons were used at Sandy Hook?
Bailey Guns
12-29-2012, 23:17
A petition was created on an official White House website demanding my deportation for ‘attacking the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution’. This, of course, is the one that alludes to an American’s ‘right to bear arms’.
No, Piers, you arrogant little man. This is the amendment that GUARANTEES Americans the right to bear arms.
While you're busy deporting yourself, how about you go fuck yourself as well?
ETA: Furthermore, many private arms owned by US citizens were proudly sent to your country during WWII to defend British citizens from the threat of Nazi invasion. Piers Morgan, you are a disgrace to yourself, your country and your countrymen.
Piers is probably correct when he states that reducing the number of guns would reduce "gun" murders. Reducing the number of hammers in America would probably reduce "hammer" murders. Knives, cars, rope, bottles, bats.....and the list goes on. The man is simply brilliant!
TEAMRICO
12-29-2012, 23:27
Here's to hoping but has a liberal ever kept their word?
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out mate
Barbra Streisand threatened to leave how many times??? Im sure Morgan has read her "how to be the perfect liberal" handbook a million times.
Last I heard, the Brits didn't want him back.
rgburdie
12-30-2012, 00:32
Would be nice if he would just dissappear. I mean he is not even an american.. why does he even get to broadcast his opinion? How about we shove a scone down his throat and kick him in the ass on his way out!
sabot_round
12-30-2012, 00:38
No, Piers, you arrogant little man. This is the amendment that GUARANTEES Americans the right to bear arms.
While you're busy deporting yourself, how about you go fuck yourself as well?
ETA: Furthermore, many private arms owned by US citizens were proudly sent to your country during WWII to defend British citizens from the threat of Nazi invasion. Piers Morgan, you are a disgrace to yourself, your country and your countrymen.
I second this motion, you slimy piece of shit!!! Get the fuck back to your shithole before we kick your ass!!
And not to muddy the waters, but has anyone ever confirmed which weapons were used at Sandy Hook?
I think they are sticking with the bushwacker now......
Teufelhund
12-30-2012, 01:12
No, Piers, you arrogant little man. This is the amendment that GUARANTEES Americans the right to bear arms.
While you're busy deporting yourself, how about you go fuck yourself as well?
ETA: Furthermore, many private arms owned by US citizens were proudly sent to your country during WWII to defend British citizens from the threat of Nazi invasion. Piers Morgan, you are a disgrace to yourself, your country and your countrymen.
oorah to that! As if anyone ever gave two shits how some limey fuckwit interprets our Constitution anyway.
Come and confiscate my guns you faggot twit. I double dog dare you.
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USAFGopherMike
12-30-2012, 01:52
I wish he would hang himself.
DavieD55
12-30-2012, 03:08
He will never go back where he belongs. He has it way to good here in the USA, living large off of a system he despises.
I wish he would hang himself.
I wish he would fall into a wood chipper feet first.
Byte Stryke
12-30-2012, 05:07
I wish he would fall into a wood chipper FACE first.
FTFY
BPTactical
12-30-2012, 09:11
Piers:
Please leave the country that we kicked your forefathers out of posthaste and forthwith.
Either on your feet or by your feet.
Your choice.
Well said Carl
TEAMRICO
12-30-2012, 09:14
I wish he would fall into a wood chipper feet first.
.......then have a power outage half way through......oooops! I just kicked out the plug Pierce, let me plug that back in. LaLaLa, takin' my time...LaLaLa........
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/29/article-2254469-16AD985D000005DC-392_634x588.jpg
that guy went through the utg catalog and was thinking ill take one of everything
Fried Chicken Blowout
12-30-2012, 10:25
Best part is, I don't even know who the hell this guy is?
hammer03
12-30-2012, 12:18
Here's to hoping but has a liberal ever kept their word?
"Today I'm pledging to cut the deficit we inherited by half by the end of my first term in office," Obama said (http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/blog/Fiscal_Responsibility_Summit_Report.pdf)
...
Troublco
12-30-2012, 12:24
I remember Alec Baldwin promising (in the middle of a screaming fit worthy of a 2 year old, on a national tv show) to move out of the country if Bush got elected.
Son of a gun (pun intended), he didn't.
Uber Liberal = Lying sack of [pileoshit]
I liked how ol' Piers whined about his First amendment rights to talk about taking our Second amendment rights away. Then basically said that all of "us" hate everything British because we are sick of listening to him. What an egomaniac! And all of his claims, backed up by....nothing but his hot air. Let's see here...come over here, tell us how screwed up our Constitution is, and then get haughty (er) when we say, shut up or get out? Spoken like a true libtard.
SuperiorDG
12-30-2012, 12:45
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out mate
As my dad used to say to me.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/harts152000/21b_zps07b800cc.jpg
We can't send him back to Britain...
http://i.imgur.com/ErSdF.jpg
For those who aren't familiar- Jeremy Clarkson is a huge celebrity in the UK, and host of Top Gear. They don't want him back... [LOL]Maybe we can send Piers into the upper-atmosphere?
tmleadr03
12-30-2012, 14:56
We can't send him back to Britain...
http://i.imgur.com/ErSdF.jpg
For those who aren't familiar- Jeremy Clarkson is a huge celebrity in the UK, and host of Top Gear. They don't want him back... [LOL]Maybe we can send Piers into the upper-atmosphere?
Clarkson is the greatest host....
in the world.
And he hit Piers Morgan.
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Clarkson is the greatest host....
in the world.
And he hit Piers Morgan.
that was awesome
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