Ah DAMN THE NEW YEAR!!!!

[spyder]

So, we,re kinda drumk, amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car... she falls down the back porshc steps and hurt her elbow prettyh bad... WELCom e 2013, this had better not be a prologue to teh rest of the year.......

DICSlaimer: I have already taken carew of her, and she is cujrrently laugbhing at me as I am typing this.

[Teufelhund]

She's not the only one laughing at you! Hope she's doing ok though.

Happy New Year!

[spyder]

OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!

[spyder]

OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!
WTF?

[BuffCyclist]

So, we,re kinda drumk, amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car... she falls down the back porshc steps and hurt her elbow prettyh bad... WELCom e 2013, this had better not be a prologue to teh rest of the year.......

DICSlaimer: I have already taken carew of her, and she is cujrrently laugbhing at me as I am typing this.

Do we even want to know what a dicslaimer is? [LOL]

Hope she feels better!

[Ridge]

I sincerely hope you gentlemen had an enjoyable evening, and practice safe behavior tonight and on the morrow.

[madmike283]

amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car

So at some point prior... she had to run in the house to grab the 'sex music' so that it could be in the car?

lol, Happy New Year!

[lpgasman]

OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!

I think this is what he really ment.
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[wax_job]

...the back porshc steps ...

Sounds like some expensive steps. I bet they eat up tires when you are really putting your foot to the floor.

[blacklabel]

So at some point prior... she had to run in the house to grab the 'sex music' so that it could be in the car?

lol, Happy New Year!

70's porn music makes great driving tunes.

[Byte Stryke]

70's porn music makes great driving tunes.

[ROFL1]

[HoneyBadger]

This thread has so much awesomeness... :D

Hope your wife, your Porsche steps, and your DICSlaimer are all okay. ;)







So is this the same as drunk texting? drunk forum posting? [LOL]

[patrick0685]

oh spyder you dont have to try to impress us with your spelling abilities

[Monky]

Yep.. i'm laughing at this..

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Me too, [LOL] I'm not as thinnk you drunk I am ossifer.

[blacklabel]

So is this the same as drunk texting? drunk forum posting? [LOL]

Another forum that I used to frequent had a very active drunk thread that was pure comedy gold.

[Mazin]

Wow sounds like you had a way better night than I did. Happy new year!


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[glock21]

Holy crap i almost broke a rib laughting. Thanks man i needed that!

[Scanker19]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DtbPOXFk00&amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player

[TheBelly]

Another forum that I used to frequent had a very active drunk thread that was pure comedy gold.

GTDS?

[Jer]

Man, who says staying at home on NYE is the safest thing you can do?

[Ronin13]

"Warning, system detects heavy alcohol consumption has occurred, are you sure you wish to use this communication device?"
Where is that program???

[Ashton]

"Warning, system detects heavy alcohol consumption has occurred, are you sure you wish to use this communication device?"
Where is that program???

A company I worked for built a "social sobriety app" unfortunately most people are so dumb they couldn't pass it even sober.

[blacklabel]

GTDS?

Not sure what that is. The site was SeatStaysUp.com. It was a hell of a site that covered cars, guns, politics, etc. All the crap that guys are interested in. It's practically died though with only one or two posts a day.

[spyder]

I just reread this thread today... Oh god... My wife came in and read what I was looking at over my shoulder and turned red, started laughing, and walked away... She didn't realize the implications of me saying that she had to get the music out of the car as someone else pointed out! LOL

Anyway, there was not fun to be had that night/morning. She has a bruise on her hip the size of a grapefruit, and jacked up her elbow.

Wow sounds like you had a way better night than I did. Happy new year!


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Nah, it was on its way though, then, like hitting a brick wall... or a set of back porch steps.

[Ashton]

I just reread this thread today... Oh god... My wife came in and read what I was looking at over my shoulder and turned red, started laughing, and walked away... She didn't realize the implications of me saying that she had to get the music out of the car as someone else pointed out! LOL

Anyway, there was not fun to be had that night/morning. She has a bruise on her hip the size of a grapefruit, and jacked up her elbow.

Nah, it was on its way though, then, like hitting a brick wall... or a set of back porch steps.

I offer a drunk typing class... See how I didn't use any weird characters or anything else? I'm drunk as fuck. I only ask a nominal fee. I want your second and third born... Because everyone knows the first born is just spoiled.