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james_bond_007
01-02-2013, 01:00
Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says

MSN.com
12/19/2012 (Picture below from MSN.com News)
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Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world.
http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

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[Source (http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer)]


A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.
Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.
Scientists do not envisage fighting breast cancer with a new range of compression bras, but they believe the research provides clues that could lead to new treatments.
"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies," said Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, United States.
"When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth - and reversion - of cancer cells."
The study involved growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel injected into flexible silicone chambers. This allowed the scientists to apply compression during the first stages of cell growth, effectively squashing the cells.
Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.
Once the breast tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing, even when the compressive force was removed. Non-compressed cells continued to display the haphazard and uncontrolled growth that leads to cancer.
"Malignant cells have not completely forgotten how to be healthy; they just need the right cues to guide them back to a healthy growth pattern," said Mr Venugopalan, a doctoral student.
The results were presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco.



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C'mon guys. let's pitch in and help the ladies out !!![Coffee]

tmleadr03
01-02-2013, 01:05
I like boobies.

Big Wall
01-02-2013, 02:11
I'm willing to do my part.

GlockDog47
01-02-2013, 04:18
Sign me up........[pick-me]

Byte Stryke
01-02-2013, 04:55
Sign me up........[pick-me]


Me too!





OW!
Nevermind... Mrs. Byte says I am now a specialist and solitary provider.
[ROFL1]

sniper7
01-02-2013, 06:31
I'm always willing to lend a hand...or two!

Bailey Guns
01-02-2013, 07:12
I'm gonna have to start charging a little more for my services once Obamacare kicks in.

hollohas
01-02-2013, 10:17
I saw this study a few weeks ago and immediately told my wife about it. And sent it to all my friends so they could tell their wives. [HiFive]

asmo
01-02-2013, 10:25
Great.. Does this mean I have to pay the excise tax as a medical device now?

DEAGLER
01-02-2013, 10:35
I think I just picked up a part time job...

Jer
01-02-2013, 11:26
I've been conducting my own case studies for decades now.

Richard K
01-02-2013, 11:31
I'm in. SAVE THE TATAS!

BushMasterBoy
01-02-2013, 11:52
Ok..I'm a sucker for breasts...

Cman
01-02-2013, 12:25
My hands are full - oh joy!!!

Sawin
01-02-2013, 17:53
I did my part this morning before rolling out of bed, and will do the same tonight before going back to bed.

SouthPaw
01-02-2013, 18:14
I'm no doctor, but I'll give it a squeeze.

Trigger
01-02-2013, 18:53
finally...I can prove to my girlfriend that IT IS for a good cause!!

Ashton
01-02-2013, 19:04
I have a new line "Let me squeeze your boobies... It prevents cancer."

hawk1
01-02-2013, 20:02
I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express aaaaaand I read this study that........ Well here... Lemme show ya!