Humor Participation - How Not to Address Your Local CongressCritter

[roberth]

I'll go first.

Dear Honorable Wet Spot on a Whore's Bed

Next? :)

[Trigger]

Dear Honorable shoulda been a blowjob

[theGinsue]

Dear Honorable The Best Part of You Ran Down Your Momma's Ass Crack,.....

[eadgbe194]

any title with the word "honorable"

[Trigger]

any title with the word "honorable"

according to all the history lessons its always been that way. same thing with a judge. or a cop..."sir" and so on

[Teufelhund]

Dear Dishonorable Soon-To-Be Keel-Hauled in Cherry Creek Reservoir Traitorous Lying Bastard,

[Great-Kazoo]

Dear Madam,

Seeing how you Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, i see no point in carrying this conversation any future.
PS. Still miss the days when you were pulling trains behind the Divide!

[palepainter]

Dear Honorable Dildo Test Driver.....

[Great-Kazoo]

Dear Honorable Dildo Test Driver.....

Polis must be your rep.

[TFOGGER]

Dishonorable Traitorous Waste of Oxygen,

You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself. Sideways. With a flaming, aids infested garden rake.

[Monky]

Dear Stalin in Training,

[BPTactical]

Most honorable Santorum:

[Bailey Guns]

Hey, Dumbass...

[roberth]

Polis must your rep.

That smarmy SOB is mine. I don't care if he's gay or not, he is a goddam commie fucksickle.

[Bailey Guns]

What, exactly, is a fucksickle? I'm trying to picture one in my mind but nothing quite works...

[palepainter]

Polis must your rep.

Good guess Jim.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Dear *so and so*, is your dick long enough to touch your ass? If so then go fuck yourself! Tyrant.

[stevelkinevil]

Dear Honorable I wouldn't waste the urine to piss up your ass if your guts were on fire...

[NMB2]

What, exactly, is a fucksickle? I'm trying to picture one in my mind but nothing quite works...

think.... Popsicle dildo.....

[asmo]

Hey Fucktard,

Blah blah blah.

[roberth]

What, exactly, is a fucksickle? I'm trying to picture one in my mind but nothing quite works...

I don't know, I just make up words as I go. :)

[Monky]

What, exactly, is a fucksickle? I'm trying to picture one in my mind but nothing quite works...

You asked, don't think the answer would be 'good'. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucksicle)

[BigDee]

Dear baby killer.

[TS12000]

Yo numbnuts,

[R&S]

Dear Honorable I wouldn't waste the urine to piss up your ass if your guts were on fire...

my favorite saying

[R&S]

the trouble is most of them are not Honorable

[R&S]

I think I'll run for the Governor's office, any supports for me here?
my platform will be:
1. holders of CCW need not wait for CBI checks because CBI goes away.
2. a stand you ground law will be in effect
3. a review by me of any shooting and if prosecuted and if I feel they were justified in what they did they get an immediate pardon
4. and no longer a sancuary state
5. Dudley Brown will be on staff as an advisor

[R&S]

Hmmm, the Honorable Randy

[R&S]

More state sponsored shooting ranges

[R&S]

get rid of the requirement to license vehicles that are stored and not driven.

[R&S]

Have firearm safety as a requirement in every school

[Byte Stryke]

the trouble is most of them are not Honorable

[Beer]

[mcantar18c]

Dear Honorable Load your Mother Should Have Swallowed

[StagLefty]

Dear Honorable Reach Around Expert :

[Dingo]

Dear "Elected" Somebody-Peed-In-Your-Mother-To-Produce-You, Fucker.