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Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 09:41
Just post it all here.
I heard Obama is going to make it so that if you own, or ever have owned, or once looked longingly at an AR-15, you'll be slapped with a $20,000 fine and 20 years in jail.
ThunderSquirrel
01-16-2013, 09:44
I heard he is going to make all gun owners wear a patch on their coats...
I heard that fluoride in water is a communist plot to pollute our purity of essence :)
Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 09:46
Hey guys have any of you seen this news story? Bank of America isn't allowing people to buy guns or ammo!
http://beforeitsnews.com/banksters/2013/01/bank-of-america-no-ammo-purchases-with-credit-or-debit-cards-you-have-to-hear-this-video-2432502.html
I heard he was going to confiscate all the "assault rifles" and then send them to Mexico for cartel use so they could blame America for the violence.
brokenscout
01-16-2013, 10:08
Shit, this will be the only thread for the next 2 months,lol..
I hear Obama will most likely be elected to a third term. And a fourth.
i heard we are to turn in all guns into the hands of liberals to turn into art projects , in a effort to make the world a safer and more beautiful place
i heard we are to turn in all guns into the hands of liberals to turn into art projects , in a effort to make the world a safer and more beautiful place
I can't buy that one. No real liberal would be caught dead with a gun in his hand.
crashdown
01-16-2013, 10:19
i heard we are to turn in all guns into the hands of liberals to turn into art projects , in a effort to make the world a safer and more beautiful place
Already being done... So substantiated?
http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/guns-made-jewelry-fight-violence-style-192200014.html
I heard a lot this week:
I heard...
Those contrails behind commercial aircraft are chemicals used for mind control
Liberals are mad because the few that have jobs had their taxes go up so they want to impeach Obama
Welfare is going to be regulated
There will actually be comprehensive immigration reform
Feinstein is going to retire this year
StagLefty
01-16-2013, 10:22
I heard he is going to make all gun owners wear a patch on their coats...
No no no-on your eye !!! [ROFL1]
No no no-on your eye !!![ROFL1]
I heard he is going to make all gun owners wear a patch on their coats...
Aarrrrg! :)
I can't buy that one. No real liberal would be caught dead with a gun in his hand.
Already being done... So substantiated?
http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/guns-made-jewelry-fight-violence-style-192200014.htmlin your face ray ! [ROFL2]
Great-Kazoo
01-16-2013, 10:35
Anyone hear about wally world ?
PugnacAutMortem
01-16-2013, 10:38
I heard Pancho likes it like this: [bad-banana]
Rucker61
01-16-2013, 10:39
I hear Obama is creating an EO that requires all condition ms to have a blue tip so the UN will take over our bedrooms.
mahabali
01-16-2013, 10:44
So who is going to be watching this BS this morning?
I hear that when all the guns are gone they are going after our pron. A well connected source told me. [panic]
I'm betting this will be at four pages by 6:00pm. [Whacko]
Ready Room
01-16-2013, 12:15
I heard Barry is going to admit to being a douche and that he and Rahm are but pirates.
The Nuge
01-16-2013, 12:22
I heard the DIMocrats are going to try and remove the debt ceiling. Oh . . . wait, they are trying to do that?
They screwed up big!
New York banned all guns. Now the metro police have no choice but to run down criminals with their horses and trample them. Big publicity black eye coming there!
Obama talked about magazines, but forgot about banana clips, which -- let's face it -- are vastly superior and run like greased shit through a goose.
The Nuge
01-16-2013, 12:34
Feinstein is going to unlaw kids playing cops and robbers, and cowboys and indians. Holding bananas in a pistol fashion will result in 5 year jail terms.
Kraven251
01-16-2013, 13:37
I heard that Feinstein is finally going to admit she is a man.
mahabali
01-16-2013, 13:38
Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"
http://www.wired.com/geekmom/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/4276633638_5b073c45a0_b-660x451.jpg
alan0269
01-16-2013, 15:04
I heard he is going to make all gun owners wear a patch on their coats...
No no no-on your eye !!! [ROFL1]
No, the patch still goes on your coat, but all gun owners do get a tattoo on their forehead.
brokenscout
01-16-2013, 15:13
LOL
I heard Pancho likes it like this: [bad-banana]
No, the patch still goes on your coat, but all gun owners do get a tattoo on their forehead.
Woe to you, oh earth and sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty
Didnt Obama ban Buckyballs too because they were "dangerous"
http://www.wired.com/geekmom/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/4276633638_5b073c45a0_b-660x451.jpg
for the children !
Anyone hear about wally world ?
What about Wally World... oh wait, never mind: "Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."
Clinton actually did inhale.
Obama said he isnt really from here buts its too late suckas!
Hillary clinton is a man.
Hillary was actually in a plane crash and didnt just fall and hit her head.
Diane Feinstein cares about your rights.
Joe Biden is smart.
The media is not slanted or biased.
Bloomberg is actually a good guy
The broncos are going to be in the super bowl this year.
Clinton actually did inhale.
Hillary clinton is a man.
I could have sworn these were proven FACT....
Backcountryrenegade
01-16-2013, 16:56
This is the funniest damn thread yet!
ThunderSquirrel
01-16-2013, 17:00
Almost forgot about Compulsory turn in of weapons for Obama-Bucks, and maybe an Obama-Phone
dbgunner
01-16-2013, 17:13
Hurry, limited time offer
10mm-man
01-16-2013, 17:50
Just post it all here.
I heard Obama is going to make it so that if you own, or ever have owned, or once looked longingly at an AR-15, you'll be slapped with a $20,000 fine and 20 years in jail.
I heard he is also gonna make us wear a baseball cap, take a pic with a gun and make us take up corny names like Pancho Villa........... Corn ball
wow 10mm-man tell us you really feel [Coffee]
I heard there's gonna be a 3 day waiting period on all new threads to make sure they're not reposts. :p
Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 18:32
I heard he is also gonna make us wear a baseball cap, take a pic with a gun and make us take up corny names like Pancho Villa........... Corn ball
[obama]
Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 18:33
I heard there's gonna be a 3 day waiting period on all new threads to make sure they're not reposts. :p
I support this common sense thread control measure.
I heard he is also gonna make us wear a baseball cap, take a pic with a gun and make us take up corny names like Pancho Villa........... Corn ball
[Worth]
I heard Pancho likes it like this: [bad-banana]
I also heard this as well so it must be true!
I saw Star Wars about Drones, Scawy drones, taking over,,, scawy. vewy scawy...Obama likes drones.
This is not a rumor or unsubstantiated, but it is ridiculous... There was a petition that got enough signatures today to merit a response from the WH. Megyn Kelly talked about it today- Petition to have the US Government build a death star (like star wars). It prompted the WH petitions to now require 100,000 signatures to cut down or the silliness... like a Monty Python inspired petition...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 19:35
I would support a Department of Planetary Destruction.
hghclsswhitetrsh
01-16-2013, 19:45
I heard there was such thing as a pro gun democrat.
Pancho Villa
01-16-2013, 20:19
I heard there was such thing as a pro gun democrat.
Sam Harris?
ezgoinrob
01-16-2013, 20:48
I hear that Obama told the truth.
I saw a for sale thread that said $1000 SOFT.
They are getting rid of obama phones
They are getting rid of obama phones
Sorta goes with what I heard- I heard Obama phones get shitty reception... But that is rumor and conjecture, because I don't know anyone who has an Obama phone. Everyone I know works for a living.
palepainter
01-16-2013, 22:13
I heard Santa prefers AK platform......
I heard Santa prefers AK platform......
Santa is more a Thompson guy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--WxOXhB4S74/Tt8SFVe2AEI/AAAAAAAAAmM/WGlxgyAOOcc/s1600/futurama-204-santa-noel.jpg
Santa is more a Thompson guy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--WxOXhB4S74/Tt8SFVe2AEI/AAAAAAAAAmM/WGlxgyAOOcc/s1600/futurama-204-santa-noel.jpg
That is more like a space "Tommy Gun" it has that thing that flips on on it so it is definitely on the bad list.
Type in "Project Endgame" in google or in you tube, some freaky scary conspiracy shite going on. Kind of makes you uneasy.............................. [Coffee]
i hear that they are going to start a sanity test to buy a gun, but its ok they already labeled anyone that wants a gun insane so problem solved
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