who knows how welfare works?

[JohnTRourke]

I need some help

****ing *********** government is ****ing me otu of thousands to register my off highway vehicles that i use for my business.

so **** them
I made less than $5000 taxable income last year, there are cetainly ways that I can get my money back.

Help me out.

[7idl]

can't you just feel good knowing you're helping support a babies mamma keep up her crack addiction and her 5 bastard children??

[car-15]

can't you just feel good knowing you're helping support a babies mamma keep up her crack addiction and her 5 bastard children??
and by the time you finish reading this, she will have the seed for #6 planted[Tooth]

[Marlin]

Could be twins or,, even triplets.[Tooth][Neene1]

[tackspitter]

You could try writing a letter like this to our "elected" officials then you to maybe get some help.By the way if it works let me know because Im still waiting for response from 2 years ago when I tried it to get help with my outrageous property tax increases.



Dear Elected Official,

As a native Coloradoan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I
am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of
Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal
alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which
you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an
illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do
to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the
last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the
process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every
year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return
for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because
we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room
as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for
medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would
receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well
as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for
my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of
renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums.
This is very important to me given that I still have college age children
driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most
appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
(and hopefully and illegal one)

[CareyH]

and by the time you finish reading this, she will have the seed for #6 planted[Tooth]

by the time you read this her first two kids just had kids.......lol.

[Gman]

"who knows how welfare works?"

That's the best oxymoron I've read all week.

[Delphi]

Hrmm I think what he wants is a guide on how to leach the current system in place!

Sadly I dont have one, but I wish you the best of luck sucking every penny out of this worthless goverment we have. I mean if idiots and illegals can do it why cant we?

If you find out how to suck $$$ out of the gov let me know I'll make sure the spread the word and do so myself ;)

Screw the gov, I'd rather see the money in a crack addicts pocket than the US treasury...

[Great-Kazoo]

the first thing welfare will do is access your accounts, CC's (if any) estimate of your property value, vehicles owned (on & off road), instate relatives etc.
they add up your assets vs. liability to see what if any assistence you may qualify for.
i'd sell or give as a gift your tractors, cars, trucks etc. (meaning) put them in someone else's name. this way you have no liquid assest other than property.
they will tell you to ask friends or relatives for help before they even lift a finger. the process can take months.
you can qualify for food stamps to help out for the time being, based on income. what will hold you back is you're aproperty owner, hopefully in weld and not boulder cty (assessed value).
the easiest way to get help is aquire a questionable ID. i'm looking into a matricular counslar (spck) id. this way all the bennies others get i could qual for.

good luck. if i was in a better monetary position i'd lend a hand.

[ssf467]

I think this is the end of our Rome.