View Full Version : My turn to rant... warning, foul language 'cause I'm in that kind of mood...
Holy shit. I walked into the house this evening to the most God-awful music bouncing out of my living room. Surrounded by a chorus of "oh, oh, oh" and "yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah" and "I wanna kiss you" I find my daughters- and my wife!- watching a group of 5 pansy-assed, makeup-covered, barely-pubescent, teenage boys prancing around my TV acting like they have a fucking clue about "you girl." This scene's in a prison- oh, yeah you'd last 3 minutes as eye-candy before becoming someone's ass-clown- oh wait, now they're pretending to drive down the highway while- wait for it- climbing over each other and- I am not kidding- this one "guy", sporting a "thank you God I can grow a five-o'clock shadow" is wearing his aviator shades while his LEG is AROUND another guy's NECK. It was bad enough when it was Lady Gaga and Katie whatever-her-name-is, but a boy band??? Damn and double-damn. And when did we replace lyrics with "oh, oh, oh"???
It must be ok though. I think they're a bunch of damn Brits and God knows they can't do no wrong.
Holy shit, I am screwed. I need my man-cave and I need it now....
[Bang]
For the record, I have saturated my girls in some damn good music over the years- the oldest is just now 10 and she's been able to pick a Pink Floyd song out of a lineup for years... but it appears my wife is somehow undermining me.
Damn.
blacklabel
01-19-2013, 20:56
Cancel the cable. That'll show 'em.
Bailey Guns
01-19-2013, 21:09
Fake your own death and start a new life in Siberia.
cfortune
01-19-2013, 21:11
Leave Katy out of this!
blacklabel
01-19-2013, 21:18
Leave Katy out of this!
Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.
cfortune
01-19-2013, 21:23
Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8w/Twi7mfzLTGI/AAAAAAAAAHE/T3j85dxidMQ/s1600/katy-perry-13.gif
DSB OUTDOORS
01-19-2013, 21:26
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8w/Twi7mfzLTGI/AAAAAAAAAHE/T3j85dxidMQ/s1600/katy-perry-13.gif
I'd like to tickle that Elmo!! [Coffee]
BPTactical
01-19-2013, 21:27
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8w/Twi7mfzLTGI/AAAAAAAAAHE/T3j85dxidMQ/s1600/katy-perry-13.gif
Must wash eyes......with caustic soda...
The Nuge
01-19-2013, 21:29
Leave Katy out of this!
She supports Obama
Fake your own death and start a new life in Siberia.
I vote for this!!!!
She supports Obama
Lib chicks put out more.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8w/Twi7mfzLTGI/AAAAAAAAAHE/T3j85dxidMQ/s1600/katy-perry-13.gif
Oh man, I'm thinking pants party for this one!
Sorry to hear you troubles! Myself I have nowhere to go in my home. Shit everywhere and this damn song on Nick Jr "There's a party in my tummy...so yummy so yummy! Do the Carrots want to go to the party in my tummy?" I don't even want to know what lies ahead but that Katy Perry bouncy boobies makes my troubles go away for tonight!
She supports Obama
I support those boobies!
Great-Kazoo
01-19-2013, 22:15
JUST WAIT, until they are all menstruating AT THE SAME TIME. Think you're in hell now, oh boy.
Sharpienads
01-19-2013, 23:11
JUST WAIT, until they are all menstruating AT THE SAME TIME. Think you're in hell now, oh boy.
[ROFL1]
I am very distraught at the re-emergence of boy bands. I was hoping that fad died with nsync or whatever the hell they were called. They're so geigh, yet chicks love them. I will never understand.
Tinelement
01-19-2013, 23:20
You think that is bad????????
Walk in on Shootersfab jacked up on Redbull and Coffee in the morning!!!!
Raw humping everywhere...........
wifes, you can't live with them,
you can't expect them to wear cut down elmo shirts and dance for you.
Kraven251
01-20-2013, 00:44
Someone is still a little protective of his first crush.
He sat on her?
blacklabel
01-20-2013, 01:38
He sat on her?
Hey man, I don't know what kind of kinky stuff he's into.
clublights
01-20-2013, 02:36
[ROFL1]
I am very distraught at the re-emergence of boy bands. I was hoping that fad died with nsync or whatever the hell they were called. They're so geigh, yet chicks love them. I will never understand.
Nothing new and Doubt it willl ever go away ..
Oldest boy band I can think of is the Monkee's ..( tho I bet there are older) then to the 80's new edition, and new kids on the block .. they go on an on LOL
I'll take the Monkeys over any of this shit, and I don't even like the Monkeys, but at least I don't hate. This current music (Bieber, boy bands, etc.) makes me wanna stab someone in the face with a fork. Good job on the Floyd, keep saturation bombing them with classic rock (real music), like Zep, Hendrix, Doors, etc. Block MTV, MTV2, BET, etc. off your cable/sat, then put a parental password on it and don't tell your wife. MTV and Top-40 music is pure brain rot, save the children!
PugnacAutMortem
01-20-2013, 03:50
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pHjeyd0Ak8w/Twi7mfzLTGI/AAAAAAAAAHE/T3j85dxidMQ/s1600/katy-perry-13.gif
Why is this not quoted in every post in this thread?
jerrymrc
01-20-2013, 07:37
Do NOT let this get out of hand gang.
Do NOT let this get out of hand gang.
I hink this threadhas a better chance of getting INTO hand.
GilpinGuy
01-20-2013, 11:16
I hink this threadhas a better chance of getting INTO hand.
One more post and you'll have 11G's in hand.
One Direction?
LMAO.
Last June, during a company tech conference in Chicago, the hotel we stayed at was next door to a venue and apparently the band was staying there as well. One of my co-workers said that he rode the elevator down from his floor and as he arrived at the lobby and the elevator doors opened, a large group of young girls started screaming, then seeing that it was only this middle aged guy in a frumpy corduroy sportcoat, all went "awwww." [ROFL2][ROFL1]
bigshane
01-20-2013, 12:35
http://www.avland.co.uk/sony/mdrex71/mdrex71lrg.jpg
theGinsue
01-20-2013, 12:57
For the record, I have saturated my girls in some damn good music over the years- the oldest is just now 10 and she's been able to pick a Pink Floyd song out of a lineup for years... but it appears my wife is somehow undermining me.
Damn.
Same thing happened in my home. Some of the cr@p my kids listen to is painful. But, both of my kids love KISS's Rock-n-Roll All Night.
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