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Skully
01-28-2013, 23:34
I haven't figured out if I should laugh or cry for them......................

German Male soldiers developing breasts. (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/25/group-male-german-soldiers-growing-breasts-from-drill-training/?intcmp=obnetwork)


http://youtu.be/yRIDh6YP7nY

Ridge
01-28-2013, 23:36
According to a medical report, the soldiers use their rifles to repeatedly slap the left side of their chests – which stimulates hormones on that side of the body. As a result, breasts start to grow only on their left side.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/25/group-male-german-soldiers-growing-breasts-from-drill-training/?intcmp=obnetwork#ixzz2JL8pAb00

Bull shit. It's a bruise. Maybe a callous.

BuffCyclist
01-28-2013, 23:40
Bull shit. It's a bruise. Maybe a callous.

Haha, I was just wondering this same thing!

But lets try it! I'll start slapping the left side of my chest every day, for a couple of months and we'll see if I grow a boob! [LOL]

Skully
01-28-2013, 23:43
Bull shit. It's a bruise. Maybe a callous.

So go over there, give them a breast test, come back and tell us if it is true. [Coffee]




Haha, I was just wondering this same thing!

But lets try it! I'll start slapping the left side of my chest every day, for a couple of months and we'll see if I grow a boob! [LOL]

I think you have to do it for while longer than a couple months and on top of that it wasnt the whole group just a portion of the soldiers, so there has got to be certain genetic traits that are more affected by slapping your chest and stimulated hormones.

If you did grow a breast would you ever leave the couch?

ray1970
01-28-2013, 23:52
It's all part of an elaborate plan to get them ready for the German women's Olympic team.

Teufelhund
01-29-2013, 00:41
Terrible. Lame ass krauts.

This is how it's done.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xteDjaNKY0

Great-Kazoo
01-29-2013, 00:43
I haven't figured out if I should laugh or cry for them......................

German Male soldiers developing breasts. (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/25/group-male-german-soldiers-growing-breasts-from-drill-training/?intcmp=obnetwork)


http://youtu.be/yRIDh6YP7nY


We all know you're thinking of re-enlisting.

Uberjager
01-29-2013, 00:46
I'll be sure to slap my next gf's breasts. If she goes up a cup size I'll know it's true!

GlockDog47
01-29-2013, 04:05
I'll be sure to slap my next gf's breasts. If she goes up a cup size I'll know it's true!
Lol.....let me know if it works. If it does I will slap my girls boobs around[ROFL2]

DavieD55
01-29-2013, 06:36
20361

Ashton
01-29-2013, 06:42
Unfortunately it's true for drill squads all around the world. Americans are also getting large left breasts... I'd rather just be fat then have a large left breast... Large left breast... The fuck?

DavieD55
01-29-2013, 07:22
Must be a muscle imbalance.

Cthulhu
01-29-2013, 07:31
Unfortunately it's true for drill squads all around the world. Americans are also getting large left breasts... I'd rather just be fat then have a large left breast... Large left breast... The fuck?

With the recent Panetta decision, does that mean that these guys left sides will now be allowed to serve in combat roles?

In all seriousness, if this is true...dude...we gotta fix it.

Skully
01-29-2013, 08:28
...dude...we gotta fix it.

How would we fix it? [Coffee]

Cthulhu
01-29-2013, 08:52
How would we fix it? [Coffee]

No idea. Maybe change the drills or something. Male Marines with tits cannot be a good thing for anyone. [ROFL1]

Skully
01-29-2013, 15:07
No idea. Maybe change the drills or something. Male Marines with tits cannot be a good thing for anyone. [ROFL1]

Psychological warfare...........................