View Full Version : By order of the King: NO PHOTOSHOPPING!
Zundfolge
02-02-2013, 11:26
So the White House has released a photo of Barry "Skeet Shooting" at Camp David to prove he's a Second Amendment stalwart (and not someone that lies about how much skeet shooting they do).
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8331/8436110735_5ec05750a2_c.jpg
Source (and other sizes available) here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/8436110735/
President Barack Obama shoots clay targets on the range at Camp David, Md., Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.
So be a good, upstanding citizen and resist the urge to photoshop that photo into something that either makes fun of Dear Leader or makes some political statement.
(methinks Dear Leader and his Junta are about to learn all about the Streisand Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect))
For some reason he looks very unnatural shooting that. I understand he's under the initial recoil but he doesn't look like he knows what he's doing..
I've been looking at this on and off since it popped up. I can't place "what", But something isn't quite what it should be..
Where is the other choke?
Great-Kazoo
02-02-2013, 11:50
I've been looking at this on and off since it popped up. I can't place "what", But something isn't quite what it should be..
Blank Firing Adapter on top bbl? HI-VIZ Orange. It's a ported bbl However only exhausting out of one side mmmmmmmmmmmmm?
For some reason he looks very unnatural shooting that. I understand he's under the initial recoil but he doesn't look like he knows what he's doing..
I dunno, he appears to be holding it properly, and managing the recoil well.
I've seen operators on this board with more chicken wing than him.
Blank Firing Adapter on top bbl? HI-VIZ Orange. It's a ported bbl However only exhausting out of one side mmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Looks like brass to me. Probably a choke.
Is it the location of the smoke for the port?
Blank Firing Adapter on top bbl? HI-VIZ Orange. It's a ported bbl However only exhausting out of one side mmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Partly, something just doesn't "look" right.. Just can't put a finger on it though.
I dunno, he appears to be holding it properly, and managing the recoil well.
I've seen operators on this board with more chicken wing than him.
Looks like brass to me. Probably a choke.
He was posed by his puppet master handlers.
HBARleatherneck
02-02-2013, 11:53
the picture shows him being left handed, but he wears his watch on the left hand. Isnt it usually the other way around?
seems odd that his watch is on his left hand, and he's firing left handed... I know it's not always true but watch is usually worn on non dominant side.
or ditto since I was slow
the picture shows him being left handed, but he wears his watch on the left hand. Isnt it usually the other way around?
I've seen him sign bills left handed. He's just a weirdo?
but if you look at other pics he wears it on the left
Great-Kazoo
02-02-2013, 11:56
Partly, something just doesn't "look" right.. Just can't put a finger on it though.
Him still in office?
Him still in office?
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Him still in office?
THAT'S IT!
Him still in office?
That's not weird. That's due to the GOP being a shitstain and not putting forth a viable candidate.
Just out of frame: The Constitution as target...
silentshooter
02-02-2013, 12:09
Maybe someone needs to knock it into his head that firing a shotgun does not make you a 2A stalwart.
I wear my watch on my dominant hand. I have injuries that prevent me from wearing it on my other hand. I don't think it's that weird.
spqrzilla
02-02-2013, 12:50
By the way, the admonishment against "manipulation" of the photograph is utterly unenforceable.
GilpinGuy
02-02-2013, 13:00
By the way, the admonishment against "manipulation" of the photograph is utterly unenforceable.
Fuck him. I've already emailed the propoganda pic. Should I expect the stormtroopers to come knocking now? Asshat.
Meh, they already doctored the photo. His watch is blurred out.
I've been looking at this on and off since it popped up. I can't place "what", But something isn't quite what it should be..
He looks to be within less than 50 yards from a road to me. Looks like he's shooting in the backyard of a Cherry Creek home.
TEAMRICO
02-02-2013, 13:31
He is not wearing MOM JEANS!
Ah memories. I remember the first time I shot a gun. I was a lot younger than 50 or 51 whatever his age is. Still am a lot younger than that BTW.
Maybe this grip looks a little more natural20601
he has good form......
for a lyin' chickshit bastard.
KestrelBike
02-02-2013, 14:02
It looks like he's pointed at almost a 90' angle with no swivel in his hips, so what station of skeet would have him aim so low and forward that could have a clay be at such a low angle?
I think they just handed him a shotgun, said aim for the tree trunk and took a photo while he shot at no target.
UrbanWolf
02-02-2013, 14:30
No High Cap Clip?
palepainter
02-02-2013, 14:35
Where the hell is Dick Cheyney?
Big Wall
02-02-2013, 14:42
They didn't sday anything about "Caption this photo contests."
palepainter
02-02-2013, 14:57
Just how the hell do they legally say...don't mess with this photo or else?
+1 for wearing the watch on the left and being a lefty. Does that make me weird? [Shy]
Maybe he and Cheney should go bird hunting sometime.
HoneyBadger
02-02-2013, 15:12
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Ported barrel, yes. However, that barrel has ports at 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock, so one would think that there SHOULD be 2 plumes of gas coming out the top, and at slightly different angles. Also, over-under with a choke in the top barrel, but not the bottom? Also, terrible 90* stance shooting at something very low and close to that road... clearly not shooting skeet. My guess is that he was handed a shotgun and posed to get an official press picture to make the typical "Elmer Fudd" hunting American think that he is somehow pro-gun. One final point: since when does shooting a shotgun once prove that you are an avid defender of the constitution?
HoneyBadger
02-02-2013, 15:14
+1 for wearing the watch on the left and being a lefty. Does that make me weird? [Shy]
Maybe he and Cheney should go bird hunting sometime.
Are you suggesting that....... oh nevermind... I don't want black helicopters! [Roll1]
Uberjager
02-02-2013, 15:31
I'll just leave this here...
http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq137/uberjager/obummer_template_zps31c014fc.png
Courtesy of /k/.
20627
The First Amendment of the Bill of Rights says that I can do this. This is for my own personal use and is not meant for sale.
Our emperor of kingdom of USA knows how to skeet. [facepalm]
The funny thing is, He was pictured golfing the same time he was doing the shooting...
Things that really make you go; Hmmmmmmmmm
SideShow Bob
02-02-2013, 16:45
He must be going after that pesky gopher in the movie "Caddy Shack"...........
He must be going after that pesky gopher in the movie "Caddy Shack"...........
That would fit the two places at one time.. Just a quick change from the golf outfit to the gopher killin' outfit
The only skeet Barry ever shot landed in Michelle's hair.
spqrzilla
02-02-2013, 17:17
Just how the hell do they legally say...don't mess with this photo or else?
They can't. As the photo was shot by the White House photographer, a Federal employee, its public domain and you can do whatever you want with it.
He must be going after that pesky gopher in the movie "Caddy Shack"...........
You mean the one Michelle couldn't catch and eat?
About on par with a publicity photo of Miley Cyrus holding a copy of Aristotle. Or Paris Hilton wearing a purity ring.
Let me see if I get this straight:
* a photo of a black guy with a gun - media tells me this is good
* a different photo of a black guy with a gun - media tells me this is bad
Me be confused....
UrbanWolf
02-02-2013, 18:37
http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg
That is awesome! LOL!!!!!!!
screagle2
02-02-2013, 19:08
for a lyin' chickshit bastard.
LOL
I don't think it's real- I've seen people good enough with photoshop that they can make it look like Jim is in the latest Beyonce video. [Coffee]
sabot_round
02-02-2013, 19:45
http://i.imgur.com/90YDdm2.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^
THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE!!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/734130_4733549055275_811613011_n.jpg
HoneyBadger
02-02-2013, 20:02
Awesome photoshopping guys! Keep 'em coming! [LOL]
Also for your perusal: http://clashdaily.com/2013/02/photo-of-obama-shooting-skeet-complete-fraud-like-his-presidency/
The recently released photograph of President Obama reportedly “Taken at Camp David – the Maryland presidential retreat – on August 4, 2012, his 51st birthday,” is a complete fake.
As a lifelong shotgunner, I immediately smelled a rat. Nothing in the photo looks right and upon closer examination, it is a complete fraud.
One need go no further than examining the ports on the shotgun. Ports are tiny holes sometimes drilled near the muzzle (the business end of the gun) to release energy and reduce recoil. They serve as a pressure release valve of sorts. One will immediately notice that there is smoke coming from the right side of the gun in the photo as well as out the front. The only problem is that there is no smoke coming from the ports on the left side of the gun, clearly seen in the photo suggesting that the smoke was doctored into the photo. Furthermore, the smoke exiting on the right side of the gun does not match the port pattern on the left. If this gun was being fired as suggested by the White House, then the smoke would be coming out the ports on the gun clearly seen in the picture and evenly on both sides.
To add insult to injury, the smoke pictured is not clearly defined and appears to be moved by wind. At this stage in the firing process, this phenomenon would be nearly impossible. The smoke should look like it is being rapidly forced out small holes instead of something wafting from a chimney.
A photo taken at this stage of the firing process would also reveal the forces of recoil upon the shooter. There would be a wave of energy passing through the firearm into the shooter’s body and evidence would exist somewhere in this photo that this phenomenon was happening. This would appear like a slow motion picture of a boxer receiving a knockout blow. The shooter’s body would give some evidence of reacting to the recoil, especially someone not wearing heavy clothing as in the picture.
One need go no further than the port evidence to prove fraud, but further evidence shows that the President was not shooting “Skeet.” Skeet is a specific shooting game involving a skeet field with distinct shooting houses. If he were shooting skeet, there would be a skeet house over the shooter’ shoulder from this camera angle. There is none. Additionally, his barrel is almost horizontal and that would not be consistent with someone shooting skeet. At a minimum, it would be elevated at around a forty-five degree angle to almost vertical. One could give the President a break and acknowledge that he probably doesn’t know the difference between skeet, trap, and sporting clays, but someone who recently stated, “Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time,” should then know the difference.
Further evidence would suggest that the smoke in the photo is somewhat heavy and is more consistent with the kind of smoke coming from a blackpowder gun, not a modern shotgun. Without a doubt, this photo has been doctored for whatever nefarious reason. It appears as though the shooter was merely holding a gun with the smoke being added in later.
This begs a simple question. Why would the President of the United States go to such efforts to lie to the American people about something as simple as shooting a shotgun? Makes one wonder what other lies he has been telling us. President Obama you’re a complete fraud and this picture proves it.
Read more: http://clashdaily.com/2013/02/photo-of-obama-shooting-skeet-complete-fraud-like-his-presidency/#ixzz2JnVTs800
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sabot_round
02-02-2013, 20:04
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s480x480/734130_4733549055275_811613011_n.jpg
That is not Michelle Obama!! The girl in this pic is way slimmer than Michelle is.
BPTactical
02-02-2013, 20:35
Only thing he has "shot" is his socks.........
you would think since he has on nice ear protection, a nice shotgun, shooting glasses...if he was really shooting skeet he would have a vest on, or somewhere to keep extra shells. not just a pair of jeans and a nike polo.
you guys are good,.....and dang funny...[LOL]
Uberjager
02-02-2013, 23:00
Does anyone have a photo where it's like an ATF raid, or police raid, and there's agents coming into the room in all their tactical gear with a kid screaming in the arms of an adult?
I guess I need to pay closer attention next time but I don't think that much smoke comes out of a shotgun?
clublights
02-02-2013, 23:37
Does anyone have a photo where it's like an ATF raid, or police raid, and there's agents coming into the room in all their tactical gear with a kid screaming in the arms of an adult?
Elian Gonzales is the name of the kid... I'm sure you can find it from that
Uberjager
02-02-2013, 23:46
Elian Gonzales is the name of the kid... I'm sure you can find it from that
Thanks!
http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq137/uberjager/lulzorcopy_zpsc7e16794.jpg
http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=546804
Here are some more photo's
KestrelBike
02-03-2013, 00:06
I guess I need to pay closer attention next time but I don't think that much smoke comes out of a shotgun?
I think it does if you remove the pellets and just shoot the primer/charge.
KestrelBike
02-03-2013, 00:12
you would think since he has on nice ear protection, a nice shotgun, shooting glasses...if he was really shooting skeet he would have a vest on, or somewhere to keep extra shells. not just a pair of jeans and a nike polo.
To improve employment numbers he hired someone with your tax dollars to fetch him shells.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/1slo5oh/97877B80-76D1-4F56-B7A2-B2C9504118D3-2461-000002A2C778C965_zps351ae2d5.jpg
Damn that's some funny $hit [ROFL1]
Rooskibar03
02-03-2013, 00:45
One of the funnier ones I've seen.
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/d09faedd8bd5940d1f5e66b9c82d7e11_zps3b4c227e.jpg
XC700116
02-03-2013, 00:47
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/5/5/3/6/1/7/obama-shoot-skeet-surfing-aloha-akhbar-99632048265.jpeg
XC700116
02-03-2013, 00:49
http://backcountryrebels.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=45291&d=1359856802
You guys are in trouble, the gubment said you can not photoshop this pic.
You guys are in trouble, the gubment said you can not photoshop this pic.
LOL only if you're endorsing him. Haters photoshop away [UZI]
Awesome photoshopping guys! Keep 'em coming! [LOL]
Also for your perusal: http://clashdaily.com/2013/02/photo-of-obama-shooting-skeet-complete-fraud-like-his-presidency/
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Pretty much summed up everything I just couldn't put my finger on..
Bailey Guns
02-03-2013, 06:28
All minorities get OBAMAGUN!
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/1slo5oh/3C6BD111-0832-47CD-9570-D70A7AE7C0C7-2461-000002BC34F54313_zps44e3b7dd.jpg
rockhound
02-03-2013, 09:40
You guys are in trouble, the gubment said you can not photoshop this pic.
We own guns we are in trouble already
Rooskibar03
02-03-2013, 10:41
We own guns we are in trouble already
Speak for yourself. Mine are at the bottom of the lake with everyone else's.
Shamelessly taken from another website.
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/737234d1359914947-obama-shoots-skeet-130202-obama-shoots-020.jpg
http://thedoubleduke.com/pics/PS/PBB/presOduckhunt.gif
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397555_10151268108252011_1562797169_n.jpg
Saw this online... Terrible photoshop but still funny
20729
A couple more.
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/737714d1359935771-obama-shoots-skeet-46840_206872366117869_504707676_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5Ic2iP9.jpg
http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu288/harthand/photo-27-620x318_zpsdb39086e.jpg
10mm-man
02-03-2013, 19:13
All minorities get OBAMAGUN!
Don't fo get the hillbilly White trash.....
http://moonbattery.com/obama-shotgun-photoshop_04.jpg
http://moonbattery.com/obama-shotgun-photoshop_03.jpg
LOL!! Those are great. Keep 'em coming.
KestrelBike
02-03-2013, 21:10
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397555_10151268108252011_1562797169_n.jpg
This would have been so great if true, but: http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/02/02/The-Obama-Shotgun-Photo-EXIF-Data-Shows
Uberjager
02-03-2013, 21:15
http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq137/uberjager/north_hollywood_zpsd1b5c36f.jpg
My question to the POS is... Why fake it at all? Its not hard to get some skeet and real shotgun shells and launcher from Wal Mart and be out for less then $100? Hell Michelle could have even went. She's been seen shopping at Target before. Allbeit fake as her hair.
GilpinGuy
02-04-2013, 00:36
My question to the POS is... Why fake it at all? Its not hard to get some skeet and real shotgun shells and launcher from Wal Mart and be out for less then $100? Hell Michelle could have even went. She's been seen shopping at Target before. Allbeit fake as her hair.
Yeah, and why even do that? I mean just not bring up "the exhaulted one" shooting or not shooting at all. Of course he feels the need to be all things to all men, so he can't resist.
Maybe I can offer some help
http://www.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Pathological-Liar
68Charger
02-04-2013, 07:13
Yeah, and why even do that? I mean just not bring up "the exhaulted one" shooting or not shooting at all. Of course he feels the need to be all things to all men, so he can't resist.
Maybe I can offer some help
http://www.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Pathological-Liar
He's that, but he's a full blown narcissist first...
Must have seen some comments that he "wasn't a real man" or something like that, and his ego couldn't take it.
It really is just pathetic that he felt the need to release this photo, fake or not- it's something a spoiled child would do.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/217433_550917164933472_1035897536_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/18489_550918661599989_937682270_n.jpg
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529411_330643260368630_770225349_n.png
I don't believe that he is pro gun in the slightest either. This is just insulting to my intelligence. Even though I am just part of the unwashed masses. I don't have bathers. I can see straight through this facade I hope others can too. MSN couldn't be more happy saying whatever he wants, whenever he wants it. They are nothing but high class ho's.
henpecked
02-04-2013, 17:04
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henpecked
02-04-2013, 17:44
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Great-Kazoo
02-04-2013, 17:48
I don't believe that he is pro gun in the slightest either. This is just insulting to my intelligence. Even though I am just part of the unwashed masses. I don't have bathers. I can see straight through this facade I hope others can too. MSN couldn't be more happy saying whatever he wants, whenever he wants it. They are nothing but high class ho's.
It's embarrassing to say the least. NOT ONE true gun owner (ok maybe a few, even on this board) believe he has a clue about guns, let alone shooting them. To pimp this photo NOW instead of say ......2008. Or even............. 2012. Give it a rest. I don't know any trap & skeet crowd, that stand that straight .
I've got better form, and I shoot sporting clays with an 870...[hahhah-no]
hollohas
02-04-2013, 19:08
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/529411_330643260368630_770225349_n.png
[ROFL2][ROFL3]
They should follow their own advise, Take a close look at his right wrist. Unless He is putting us all to shame by shooting with a broken wrist, That thing is a chop itself.
Larry Ashcraft
02-04-2013, 19:17
Its not hard to get some skeet and real shotgun shells and launcher from Wal Mart and be out for less then $100?
Get some skeet???
Great-Kazoo
02-04-2013, 19:36
They should follow their own advise, Take a close look at his right wrist. Unless He is putting us all to shame by shooting with a broken wrist, That thing is a chop itself.
last time i hugged a cheek weld like that, was a stripper back in Naples italy late 74
spittoon
02-04-2013, 19:40
The smoke out the ports looks funny . it looks like it is forwards of the port holes not over the holes
hollohas
02-04-2013, 19:44
last time i hugged a cheek weld like that, was a stripper back in Naples italy late 74m
Man am I sorry I wasn't there to see that...the good ol days...
Great-Kazoo
02-04-2013, 20:01
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Man am I sorry I wasn't there to see that...the good ol days...
penicillin WAS your friend. GLWS
OOPS forgot this isn't the TP section, no meaningless rambling, my bad.
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