So I am on Daddy (Dooty) Duite!!! True story......

[n8tive97]

My wife is on a cruise with her Grandfather for the last few days and isn't returning until the 28th! So I am on Daddy Dooty!
So I go into my twin boys bedroom (4 years old) behind them to see how bad they destroyed their room and it smells like shit! No I am mean it smells like shit like a turd. Oh and the boys room was destroyed. So I ask the boys why their room smells like shit?
Hunter says "because bubby pooped in the tube"!
I said "what tube where, you mean the toilet"?
Hunter says "come on Dad I will show you"
So we walk into the room and he points at the vent under the window and says "that tube Dad"!
So I walk over there and sure enough, Chance took two big shits in the air vent, wiped his ass with toilet paper and threw it down the air vent and put the vent back on it.
Did I mention the heater was on? That had to be the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I could barely see what I was doing because I was gagging so hard I had tears in my eyes.
And yet another reason to put vents in the ceiling!!!

[bogie]

[facepalm][pileoshit]

I'm guessing your wife never had to deal with that one before?!?!

[blacklabel]

I'd vomit. I've got a weak stomach so my wife has to take care of the really nasty ones.

[Stevensje]

What a story! That is some funny shit! Kids never cease to amaze me.

[sneakerd]

That's a trip dude- never thought of that one. I do remember one night when I was a kid- I got up to pee in the middle of the night, went to my desk, pulled out the chair and pee'ed on it. I realized what I was doing when I was 3/4 done.

[budda]

I'd vomit. I've got a weak stomach so my wife has to take care of the really nasty ones.

That is the same for me too. One night I heard my daughter puck in her sleep, I then got off the couch and woke her up and told her the situation and promptly went to bed.

[Skully]

That sounds like something my boys would do as well.............................................. ......... I feel for you.

Love my little boys, but people have wondered why I call my "boys" terrorists..................they are just like any other little boys. [Coffee]

[10mm-man]

Ahhh man! That is some funny shit! Or I mean stinky shit........ [pileoshit][shit-happens]

[Dingo]

Ugh. Yet another reason why my wife will never convince me to have a kid of our own. I can't stand little kids. Her youngest is just finally getting out of the sticky/oozy/stinky/drippy stage. I've had feces-munching mongrel dogs that are more hygienic than any little kid I've ever met.

[Tinelement]

Oooooohhhh!!

That is funny!!!! [ROFL1]


But seriously.... That sucks!!!

[hatidua]

That is funny!!!! [ROFL1]

Indeed it is![ROFL3]

[buffalobo]

Sympathies sent for the nasty situation.

That is the funniest story I have heard in a while.

Showed it to the wife. She says karma for the stuff your wife has had to deal with.

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[liberty19]

Oh...that's funny and how come those things only happen when Mom is away. The dog pukes the kids puke there is feces on the ceiling fan... it just never ends. Good luck with the clean up. I hope you took pictures to share with your wife.

[MCarp71]

[pileoshit][mop],[ROFL3][LOL]. Sorry man. I have to give him a 9, for originality!!!!

[sellersm]

That stuff happens. Welcome to Fatherhood!

[Tim K]

Funny, now my day doesn't seem so bad.

[n8tive97]

My ribs still hurt from dry heaving so hard!
I told Chance he is grounded until he gets out of High School! He was so excited to be grounded, he told his brother "Bub, I am grounded like sissy", I told him that wasn't a good thing!

[Diesel24]

It never fails, when on Daddy dutie the nastiest shit happens. I've experienced that several times!

[Ah Pook]

Thanks! I needed a laugh. [LOL]

I can feel your pain. Dealing with poop is never fun. Should have left it for the wifey.