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ANADRILL
02-13-2013, 10:20
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/02/12/florida-couple-use-coffee-enemas-to-cleanse-colons/?intcmp=obnetwork


WTF? I am not sure which is worse, 10 liters of coke a day or this....
Sawin
02-13-2013, 10:36
So are we going to coin any new phrases or what? Let me start. Good morning miss, how do you take your coffee?
"from behind, thank you."
"Luke warm with just a little pressure, please."

lol
lowbeyond
02-13-2013, 10:38
yum nutty !
Dingo
02-13-2013, 11:12
You absorb drugs (including caffeine) much more readily in the colon. People have died from alcohol enemas. I'm grateful that Darwin's principles still work to our greater collective good sometimes.
BushMasterBoy
02-13-2013, 11:13
Fill it to rim with Brim...
blacklabel
02-13-2013, 11:16
I read this at work. I'm sure our IT guy thinks of me differently now.
Sawin
02-13-2013, 11:54
"she likes it black and from the back"
Ah Pook
02-13-2013, 12:12
I like my coffee hot strong and black.
Just like my men...oh wait.

I'll stick to the old fashion way. [Coffee]
NightCat
02-13-2013, 12:45
.....wtf..

I know of alcoholics taking liquor in the ass to get drunk....is this the new caffeine fiend thing?

either way, Pass!
n8tive97
02-13-2013, 13:36
"she likes it black and from the back"

[ROFL2]
Dingo
02-13-2013, 13:41
Think she prefers it with a lil cream?
Sawin
02-13-2013, 13:43
Think she prefers it with a lil cream?

No, but I think her husband does.
Jamnanc
02-13-2013, 14:52
What's up with the op's username and finding this delightful article.
ANADRILL
02-13-2013, 15:21
What's up with the op's username and finding this delightful article.

ANADRILL was a division of the Oilfield Service company Schlumberger. It was the Directional Drilling/Measurements/Logging division. Now it's just Schlumberger Drilling and Mesurements. I worked for the offshore engineering side for 3.5 years, then moved to US land to run MWD/Logging for a year. I no longer work for Schlumberger, but retained the name because it reminds me of my start in the oil-field...

Whats your name about? Jammin anus? hahahahaa
sellersm
02-13-2013, 15:26
Gotta love how quickly they are to discredit something that's "non-medical"!
But the Gerson treatment — which is no longer offered in the United States — is linked with serious health problems, including death, the ACS reports

Ummm, like people don't die today from APPROVED medical treatments and prescriptions?

Anyways, that's some crazy stuff... Some funny comments up above in this thread!
Jamnanc
02-13-2013, 15:51
ANADRILL was a division of the Oilfield Service company Schlumberger. It was the Directional Drilling/Measurements/Logging division. Now it's just Schlumberger Drilling and Mesurements. I worked for the offshore engineering side for 3.5 years, then moved to US land to run MWD/Logging for a year. I no longer work for Schlumberger, but retained the name because it reminds me of my start in the oil-field...

Whats your name about? Jammin anus? hahahahaa

This is officially the first time I've pissed somebody off on this forum. My username isn't nearly that clever.
Ah Pook
02-13-2013, 16:12
This is officially the first time I've pissed somebody off on this forum.
[HiFive]

:D
mb504
02-13-2013, 16:17
Reminds me of a shirt..

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http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-coffee-ground-up-and-in-the-freezer
Ah Pook
02-13-2013, 16:39
Reminds me of a shirt..

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http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-coffee-ground-up-and-in-the-freezer
LOLerz

Reminds me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDi4fPJi6ME
Scanker19
02-13-2013, 18:00
I knew I liked starbucks in the can for some reason......
rondog
02-13-2013, 18:03
Ewwww. Gives a whole aspect to the meaning of calling coffee "mud".

Bleh.
spittoon
02-13-2013, 18:14
Ewwww. Gives a whole aspect to the meaning of calling coffee "mud".

Bleh.[LOL]
BushMasterBoy
02-13-2013, 18:24
Wake up and smell the coffee?
hawk1
02-13-2013, 19:28
"RECTUM???....... Damn near killed 'em"
hawk1
02-13-2013, 19:30
Wake up and smell the coffee?

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your.........butt?!? That's not right!
missionxo
02-13-2013, 19:40
Speaking of shitty coffee
http://seedthefarm.blogspot.com/2009/11/kopi-luwak.html

Try drinking coffee that Mongoose crapped out
ANADRILL
02-13-2013, 20:03
This is officially the first time I've pissed somebody off on this forum. My username isn't nearly that clever.

Didn't piss me off...hahaaha