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Uberjager
02-22-2013, 16:39
I've really only got one, but I believe it wholeheartedly. I believe that Hugo Schmeisser, did most of the work designing the AK-47, and that Mikhail Kalashnikov received full credit for propaganda purposes. My reasoning? Izhmash was where the AK-47 was produced, and Hugo Schmeisser was working there from 1945 until 1952.
Now let's hear some of yours...
jreifsch80
02-22-2013, 16:50
Not only was he working there he was promenant on Kalashnikov's design team (he was paying for his war crimes) though I think that's pretty much common knowledge in the ak world not a conspiracy theory lol
BushMasterBoy
02-22-2013, 16:57
I think the military shot down a UFO at Walker Army Airfield in 1947. A few months later Congress passed the National Security Act of 1947 authorizing the Air Force & CIA among other things. Even Obama refuses to confirm or deny any knowledge of extraterrestrials. We probably won't get to see this technology until a huge asteroid starts threatening to make us extinct. I know, you don't believe in asteroids...
Aloha_Shooter
02-22-2013, 17:00
I believe there really is a Velvet Mafia in Hollyweird and NYC that has been strategically and deliberately portraying homosexuals as more prevalent than their ~1% of the population, more "common man" than their political power and prevalence in the artistic community would indicate, and always in a benign fashion in order to shift popular opinion of the homosexual agenda dramatically over the last 15-20 years. If you were to just use characters on TV, the homosexual percentage of the population has risen from near 0 to somewhere between 5-10% (more if you restrict your viewing to stuff on HGTV, A&E, etc.) over the last 30 years. I'm all for eliminating unreasoned hate but I hate deliberate manipulation ...
Zundfolge
02-22-2013, 17:01
I believe that Han shot first.
I also believe that Fast and Furious was a scheme to make gun violence with guns traceable to the US worse in Mexico so that people would clamor for gun control.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I think the military shot down a UFO at Walker Army Airfield in 1947. A few months later Congress passed the National Security Act of 1947 authorizing the Air Force & CIA among other things. Even Obama refuses to confirm or deny any knowledge of extraterrestrials. We probably won't get to see this technology until a huge asteroid starts threatening to make us extinct. I know, you don't believe in asteroids...
I believe all but the first part. I think the lightning storm took the ship down in New Mexico.
I believe in the multiple shooter theory.
I want to believe in bigfoot, but I think he would have been found by now.
I think there are believable parts to every conspiracy theory, that's why they get started in the first place... When something rings true, it will gain some traction. As for what I "wholeheartedly believe", as per the OP? Hmm, well I believe that we would be exceptionally naive to think there is not intelligent life somewhere else in the universe. I guess that's not really a conspiracy though. As for our government's knowledge of such intelligent life, I think they probably do, but I can't say I'm convinced "wholeheartedly" that they know, just that I believe they're out there somewhere. It's simple statistics.
Colorado Osprey
02-22-2013, 17:10
There are a lot of things that many believe are conspiracy theories, but after you do more digging you find out they are not theories at all but pure truth.... but you have to dig to find the answers as they are things that are not believed to be true. D.I.A. is very, very interesting
Don't even want to get started...
I do not wear a tin foil hat and I don't believe that 9-11 was a red flag. I believe it was terrorism. These recent shootings IMHO are very curious though... I have no conclusion yet.
I believe that Han shot first.
I also believe that Fast and Furious was a scheme to make gun violence with guns traceable to the US worse in Mexico so that people would clamor for gun control.
I believe this to be true as well! And it's no theory- Han DID shoot first.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
YES! [ROFL1] I also believe in the female orgasm... It exists I tell you!
I think my conspiracy theories are a little too tin-foil hat even for this forum...
Mainstream, family-friendly stuff?
I ghost-hunt a little here and there just for kicks, and because I've been brainwashed into belief by an unhealthy amount of latenight SciFi Channel while in an altered state.
Zundfolge
02-22-2013, 17:17
I think the military shot down a UFO at Walker Army Airfield in 1947... We probably won't get to see this technology until a huge asteroid starts threatening to make us extinct.
Maybe we're using some of that technology right now?
I'm also beginning to get the early whisper of an inkling (no, that's not a euphemism for boner) that somebody, somewhere, wants to take my guns away...
Of course, I'm probably just being paranoid.
Maybe we're using some of that technology right now?
According to this book, that's exactly what happened.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Thedayafterroswell.jpg
Zundfolge
02-22-2013, 17:25
I do not wear a tin foil hat and I don't believe that 9-11 was a red flag. I believe it was terrorism. These recent shootings IMHO are very curious though... I have no conclusion yet.
I think that in a society made up of hundreds of millions of independently moving parts you're going to have the occasional horrific event committed by crazy and/or evil people. What makes many of these look like conspiracies is that there ARE people in government that have thought out many of the possibilities and have contingency plans to exploit them, and even "horrific events" they haven't thought of. THAT is what I think of the whole notion that all these mass shootings are "too convenient" to be random.
I believe that Fast and Furious was set up to eventually trigger the public outcry that came after Sandy Hook. F&F failed so they just waited around until something like Sandy Hook happened. No need to make anything happen.
Oh and someone has to post this ... might as well be me.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jet_fuel.png
It wasn't the jet fuel but the nanothermite.... /sarcasm
I believe that those in power let things happen because of larger things they want to accomplish. Like Pearl Harbor... or Sept 11th. While they may not have actively done them to us. They did not really stop it because it was something that could be used for an agenda.
I also believe that an economic class owns both parties and that the fights between the two on issues like gun control are designed to keep us fighting and never working on issues that matter.
crashdown
02-22-2013, 17:51
I believe that those in power let things happen because of larger things they want to accomplish. Like Pearl Harbor... or Sept 11th. While they may not have actively done them to us. They did not really stop it because it was something that could be used for an agenda.
I also believe that an economic class owns both parties and that the fights between the two on issues like gun control are designed to keep us fighting and never working on issues that matter.
DING DING DING.... WINNER!
BREATHER
02-22-2013, 17:53
I agree with nynco.... The multi billionaires are in control. And "propaganda" keeps most peoples "fighting" there is more "gender", "racial", "cultural", mind games being played than people realize....
johngraves2
02-22-2013, 18:19
9/11 was not an inside job, but somethings do raise the question of if people knew before hand and did anything to stop it?
DIA is very strange, but somethings can be explained, but some can't. Maybe it is just a secret location for the Government if we do get attacked like a newer version of Norad.
I think the whole Homeland Security is a bit too over reaching and strange that they need so much power, they probably have more then the CIA and FBI. I mean come on, they have tons of people reading what we are saying right now.
Aloha_Shooter
02-22-2013, 18:26
If we had technology that allowed aliens to cross lightyears, don't you think we could have aircraft today that don't have tails fall off or batteries catching fire? If we had all that alien technology, George Bush would have found and captured OBL in 2004 and we wouldn't have Obama crowing as if he actually did something other than benefit from 10 years of hard searching and investigating.
I think there is a high likely hood they killed OBL in Tora Bora but kept his persona alive to scare us into war.
blacklabel
02-22-2013, 18:33
YES! [ROFL1] I also believe in the female orgasm... It exists I tell you!
Relying on blind faith and rumors?
There's quite a few theories that I entertain and it's always a fight between my paranoid side and my "normal" side to decide what I believe on any given day.
Inconel710
02-22-2013, 18:55
I think there is a high likely hood they killed OBL in Tora Bora but kept his persona alive to scare us into war.
I think there would have been a lot more al Qaeda videos if that was true.
Or maybe I'm just part of the conspiracy....[Evil]
All the OBL videos after that point were questionable at most that they were OBL. I think that even Al Queda kept his persona alive because it benefited them too. You think the public would have been on board for Iraq if Bush got OBL in Tora Bora? Nope... The other conspiracy to that is the US purposely let OBL get away at Tora Bora for the same reason. That one seems very reasonable to me given how Bush fought that battle. A line front formation with Pakistan to the rear... Who knows what the truth is, but I trust our gov and our politicians to lie to us when it suites their agenda.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I may have to watch that movie again tonight :)
clublights
02-22-2013, 19:42
Fast and Furious was all about gun control on Americans ( Not sure you can call the truth a conspiracy theory.... )
There was no AR used at Sandy Hook .
sabot_round
02-22-2013, 19:47
I believe that nynco and crashdown should be banned from this forum. I believe that the liberals are behind all of the mass shootings because they can't ever find the second shooter/lookout. READ THE RECORDS!! There was someone spotted that could not be found.
Wildboarem
02-22-2013, 19:58
I believe all of it, except Bigfoot. When debunking a theory, if I find a coincidence, that's ok. If there are more than 4 or 5 unexplained coincidences then it is conspiracy fact, I put on my tin foil hat and close the blast doors on the bunker. Alright it is really just a root cellar but one can dream.
Oh yeah, how about that chemtrail crap? And asmatao, Bull Durham right? You have that memorized?
Rucker61
02-22-2013, 20:06
If we had technology that allowed aliens to cross lightyears, don't you think we could have aircraft today that don't have tails fall off or batteries catching fire? If we had all that alien technology, George Bush would have found and captured OBL in 2004 and we wouldn't have Obama crowing as if he actually did something other than benefit from 10 years of hard searching and investigating.
I believe wholeheartedly that aliens traveled millions of light years over thousands of years to try to kill Tom Cruise.
<MADDOG>
02-22-2013, 20:06
The Federal Reserve...
blacklabel
02-22-2013, 20:07
Read /r/conspiracy (http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy)
If you ever want to be fully entertained and frightened at the same time.
Great-Kazoo
02-22-2013, 20:26
If the real Jesus Christ were to come back today . He'd be gunned down by the CIA
JFK was a contract hit paid for by Joe Dimaggio. He never got over Marylin's divorce. Once he became aware she was tapping the Kenedy[S].
He took action, saying and i quote " No mick mother fucker is ever going to screw my ex and live to talk about it. I don't care if he is the president !" unquote.
C = Coincidence OR C = Conspiracy ?
Accidents never Happen
centrarchidae
02-22-2013, 20:27
I believe that Alex Jones is not actually a person. He's an AI developed by a secret joint NSA-CERN project funded by George Soros and Tim Gill's "Gay and Lesbian Fund of Colorado" to discredit the political right.
Bailey Guns
02-22-2013, 20:37
The term "Pro-Gun Democrat".
[tinhat]Uberjager is a clandestine government psychologist sent here to spy on you, profile you and then have you declared mentally defective in order to confiscate all your AR and PMags when the welfare system makes the budget cuts so deep that the Homeland Security can't afford to buy anymore since they have to buy them from estates for $1K each...
Mikhail Gorbachev was a deep cover CIA plant, sent specifically to bring about the demise of the Soviet Union. Barack Obama is his counterpart in the US, probably working for the Chinese.
SA Friday
02-22-2013, 21:18
If the real Jesus Christ were to come back today . He'd be gunned down by the CIA
JFK was a contract hit paid for by Joe Dimaggio. He never got over Marylin's divorce. Once he became aware she was tapping the Kenedy[S].
He took action, saying and i quote " No mick mother fucker is ever going to screw my ex and live to talk about it. I don't care if he is the president !" unquote.
C = Coincidence OR C = Conspiracy ?
Accidents never Happen
I would believe that long before I would believe Oswald made those shots with a POS carcano rifle and the fucking magic bullet theory. No way there was just one shooter...
Fast and Furious was all about developing a reason for this administration to go after guns.
lpgasman
02-22-2013, 21:19
Or maybe I'm just part of the conspiracy....[Evil]
I believe there are CIA plants here on the forum to discount your conspiracy.[ROFL1]
Great-Kazoo
02-22-2013, 21:40
I would believe that long before I would believe Oswald made those shots with a POS carcano rifle and the fucking magic bullet theory. No way there was just one shooter...
Fast and Furious was all about developing a reason for this administration to go after guns.
Want me to put you in touch with a "distant" cousin? Plane fare is on you and dress casual.
The Federal Reserve...
Well that is a no brainer. Just look at how it was formed and what it has done. And people think we are free. We have the illusion of freedom but we live in a two party dictatorship that the bankers own.
I believe that nynco and crashdown should be banned from this forum. I believe that the liberals are behind all of the mass shootings because they can't ever find the second shooter/lookout. READ THE RECORDS!! There was someone spotted that could not be found.
I think you are being a jerk. No conspiracy there, you just don't know how to treat someone who does not think in lockstep to you. Kinda sad how some gun owners are more than willing to eat their own.
If the real Jesus Christ were to come back today . He'd be gunned down by the CIA
Well that we can definitely agree on. Because if Jesus were alive today we and esp the uber right wing would call him a commie subversive. Oh the irony.
Mikhail Gorbachev was a deep cover CIA plant, sent specifically to bring about the demise of the Soviet Union. Barack Obama is his counterpart in the US, probably working for the Chinese.
Ummm you are way too late on that. The Chinese were are the ones funding all the "Free Trade" BS. Which was started by the GOP during Reagan and then Clintoon was put in power to sell what the GOP could not. Just as Obama is Bushes 3rd/4th term.
Jackrabbit
02-22-2013, 22:33
I believe Monsanto intends to control the world food supply.
Zapruder film seals the deal for me, the back of Kennedys head blew out from a shot coming from the front. No effing way Oswald did that from the depository behind the motorcade. Its amazing to me that the true killers have never been identified to this day. CIA(military-industrial complex), Mafia, Castro, or the venerable Joe DiMaggio ?
Rucker61
02-22-2013, 23:00
I believe that Hagbard Celine is trying to Immanentize the Eschaton.
Everybody's computer has child porn on it from the factory so they have something on you even if they bust you by mistake.
centrarchidae
02-22-2013, 23:21
I believe that Hagbard Celine is trying to Immanentize the Eschaton.
It's the dawning of the Age of Bavaria, Age of Bavaria, Age of Bavariaaaaaa...
KestrelBike
02-22-2013, 23:49
I believe Monsanto intends to control the world food supply.
Monsanto is going to F'ing kill all of us one day, and it's going to be by accident. They're going to engineer some strain of food-crop or pesticide that will have a completely unintended consequence that escaped detection during safety-testing. The contamination is going to spread from farmland to farmland by tractor-wheels, birds, hooves, the wind, and wipe out all the food crops. This already nearly happened when some university scientists were doing research on a strain of Klebsiella. This lab ASSISTANT (ie a punk graduate student not even getting paid anything) was told to run some tests with this bacteria on sterile soil. Well, he figured "What good does running this test on sterile soil do?" so he ran it on viable soil/plants and the bacteria rendered it sterile. This stuff was about to be tested in fields, and it would have gotten out of control with disastrous consequences had he not run tests against directions and alerted his professor about it.
Great-Kazoo
02-23-2013, 00:09
Monsanto is going to F'ing kill all of us one day, and it's going to be by accident. They're going to engineer some strain of food-crop or pesticide that will have a completely unintended consequence that escaped detection during safety-testing. The contamination is going to spread from farmland to farmland by tractor-wheels, birds, hooves, the wind, and wipe out all the food crops. This already nearly happened when some university scientists were doing research on a strain of Klebsiella. This lab ASSISTANT (ie a punk graduate student not even getting paid anything) was told to run some tests with this bacteria on sterile soil. Well, he figured "What good does running this test on sterile soil do?" so he ran it on viable soil/plants and the bacteria rendered it sterile. This stuff was about to be tested in fields, and it would have gotten out of control with disastrous consequences had he not run tests against directions and alerted his professor about it.
Actually China will get us first, due to the lack of anyone being outraged by the oops we've had the past decade. From dog food to childrens toys. Nary a blip on the radar. When it is reported, for some reason the media HYPE never arrives and stories fall by the wayside.
2011
http://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/dog-food-recall/chicken-jerky-treats/
2077
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_protein_export_contamination
3 yrs and nothing done. WE all know IF that was a firearm company with a defective product congressional committees would have been called.
http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/21/from-milk-to-peas-a-chinese-food-safety-mess/
Oh the irony of many on the right here calling for more regulation. Its the common sense of many of you here right now that gives me hope that if we can stop with the useless evil liberal talk that we might all agree that we need to stop much of this insanity rather than just mindlessly wasting our time on crap.
Singlestack
02-23-2013, 08:36
About Fast n Furious. It is a matter of record that it was a plan to gin up support for gun control. In fact, even without the emails its completely plausible that would be the purpose due to how it was run - no tracking devices, for example. I have 2 tinfoiley theories after that.
1. (I really don't think this is tinfoiley, ir seems common sense to me) Mexico is in on it. Where is the outrage from Calderon and other Mexican officials for
- the death toll of mexican citizens from FnF guns? Any believable head of state would be in the newspapers demanding investigations, heads to roll, reparations, etc from a scheme by a foreign government to get guns into bad guys hands in your own country
- the fact that the ATF intentionally did not tell mexican counterparts about the op. Again, any believable head of state would be demanding heads to roll and wouldn't stop until they had
2. (This is the real tinfoiley part) The reason the mexican gov is silent on FnF is because they have been promised some really big gifts if they cooperate. My own theory is a North American regional government (US and mexico first, canada and latin america later) where they have a significant if not equal role.
Actually China will get us first, due to the lack of anyone being outraged by the oops we've had the past decade. From dog food to childrens toys. Nary a blip on the radar. When it is reported, for some reason the media HYPE never arrives and stories fall by the wayside.
/ (http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/21/from-milk-to-peas-a-chinese-food-safety-mess/)
Maybe it's because people are secretly hoping for another shipload of toys you can melt down into MDMA....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/nov/09/china.international
colocowboy01
02-23-2013, 09:14
I believe in all of them. I even make some up when I get bored.[Coffee]
Also... since the topic's already been broached, I believe 9-11 was allowed to happen, if not orchestrated fully (don't think we'll ever know for sure there, but it really doesn't matter - the end result was the same.)
I do actually have some data-backed lectures (published physicists, engineers etc - not infowars "correspondents" :-) ) that I could link to which have tipped me from being suspicious into fully convinced. But I'll save that for when this all turns into a debate/flame war. My suspicions were aroused by the following things:
#1: The war in Iraq was astronomically profitable for the defense and oil industries on several different levels. I'm always a firm believer that you can always follow the money trail to the truth of any political situation labeled as a matter of "right vs wrong". Afghanistan was a public relations/"justice" operation - not as profitable, and obviously not nearly as much of a priority for the oligarchy that was the Bush administration. (Yeah, I wasn't a fan of Bush either. But I'll take ten of him over anybody remotely related to O-hole any day. Hell, I voted for Bush both times. Still think his cabinet was evil, but it was better than the prospect of what we have now.)
#2: The Patriot Act wouldn't have passed otherwise. (And yes, it's still in force and being operated on - regardless of what Dear Leader's media would have you believe.) Nuff said.
#3: Pearl Harbour, Gulf Of Tonkin, the so-called "War on Drugs" (that's a whole 'nuther topic right there). Established SOP.
#4: Building 7. Nuff said.
#5: I would have dismissed the reports of secondary/tertiary explosions as just part of the chaos, except after the first week you NEVER hear about it again in the State-run Media.
After researching the previously mentioned things, then I started getting into the scientific improbability of the whole thing. And the inconsistencies in the way the gov't responded as this was all happening. And the way they cleaned it up. etc, etc, etc,. In a chaotic event like that, there are always going to be little inconsistencies and odd flukes, sure. But when you begin adding up the monumental amount of them surrounding 9-11, and realize that each and every one of them point to a larger agenda of expanded gov't control and making people rich... You'd have to work pretty hard on ignoring the fact that the whole thing stinks.
That said... I'm not one of those flag-burners who think America's the Great Satan, while enjoying all of it's benefits. I'd still rather live here than anywhere else in the world. I don't believe that the ugly acts we've committed over the ages are any different than any other country. I believe in the principles we were founded on, and the people who died for them. And I thank God for our military standing in the gap for us today.
I don't think that a country can be judged as a whole just by the acts of whoever happened to be in power at the time of an atrocity. I just think we've fallen prey to bad social movements with a lot of momentum, and bad leaders accompanying them. The police-state agenda is still grinding inexorably toward it's conclusion - it's the nature of government to expand itself and oppress, because it's comprised of humans and human nature is flawed. FDR was the carcinogen, the 60's the metastasis, and now we're left with a bloated, rotting, poorly defined tumor trying to wrap itself around the people's jugular for the final kill. (BTW - as a medical professional, I find it interesting that government fits EVERY single characteristic of a cancer mass.)
Kraven251
02-23-2013, 10:12
To the point of the 9/11 issue. I also think that 9/11 was put in play to further an agenda, but that UBL changed the game plan up a bit and what was supposed to a peewee swing was replaced with a roided up McGwire at the plate.
I have always thought everything was too convenient, but I was also pretty sure that what happened wasn't in anyone's playbook but UBL's.
I've simply stopped believing in most coincidences.
jhirsh5280
02-23-2013, 11:58
I believe Denver International Airport has a doomsday bunker built below it. [tinhat]
Singlestack
02-23-2013, 15:32
I believe Denver International Airport has a doomsday bunker built below it. [tinhat]
Yup, some really scary looking fol on those trains!!!!!
The herald of the apocalypse whispered to me that DIA is a penis conspiracy. He might be right.
That would be Harold of the Apocalypse...and his brother George.
sellersm
02-23-2013, 16:28
I believe in agendas.
sabot_round
02-23-2013, 19:39
I think you are being a jerk. No conspiracy there, you just don't know how to treat someone who does not think in lockstep to you. Kinda sad how some gun owners are more than willing to eat their own.
You are calling me a Jerk!! Who voted for Obama? YOU!! Who's the Jerk now?
Yeah you are being a jerk for calling for them to ban me... own it
sabot_round
02-23-2013, 20:15
Yeah you are being a jerk for calling for them to ban me... own it
Wah!! I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!!
Don't let the door hit you in the ass[gohome]
SA Friday
02-23-2013, 20:17
[MOD]. Knock it off you two. Too much BS lately to spend the time and energy to PM both of you to act over the age of 18. Next post gets a time out.
<MADDOG>
02-23-2013, 20:59
Some people would say the outcome would be the same, regardless of who you voted for....
Great-Kazoo
02-23-2013, 21:45
That would be Harold of the Apocalypse...and his brother George.
I buried George.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories... but I do believe there is more going on at DIA than just an airport. I've walked around that place and discover new, weird murals and sculptures each time. There is some F'd up apocalyptic sh!t there for it to be just an airport.
Notice how in that one mural... All the children from around the world are wrapping up the "arms" in their respective nation's flags... getting ready to dispose of them?
Kraven251
02-23-2013, 22:35
Notice how in that one mural... All the children from around the world are wrapping up the "arms" in their respective nation's flags... getting ready to dispose of them?
or distribute, free market and all that
I'm not one for conspiracy theories... but I do believe there is more going on at DIA than just an airport. I've walked around that place and discover new, weird murals and sculptures each time. There is some F'd up apocalyptic sh!t there for it to be just an airport.
And what's up with the mayan ruins in concourse C? I just noticed those a couple weeks ago.. I was waiting for a wave of xenomorphs to run out of the side towards an 'engineer'..
colocowboy01
02-23-2013, 22:54
I buried George.
Do you still have the shove?
Great-Kazoo
02-23-2013, 23:34
Do you still have the shove?
I have a solid alibi and impeccable witness's .
Great-Kazoo
02-23-2013, 23:37
I'm not one for conspiracy theories... but I do believe there is more going on at DIA than just an airport. I've walked around that place and discover new, weird murals and sculptures each time. There is some F'd up apocalyptic sh!t there for it to be just an airport.
Those are called grants, and your tax dollars at work. You get the right hook up, once one city or town buys your work, it's a domino effect. I know a few artist who started small in wyo 20+ years ago and to date get calls monthly to see " if they have an interest" .
I'm not one for conspiracy theories... but I do believe there is more going on at DIA than just an airport. I've walked around that place and discover new, weird murals and sculptures each time. There is some F'd up apocalyptic sh!t there for it to be just an airport.
Whatever's behind those murals, I love 'em cos at least they're not boring. Same for the blue mustang with glowing red eyes.
<MADDOG>
02-24-2013, 00:10
As my better half is an "artist", I gave up trying to interpret any art, because 99% of the time, my left brain has no idea what her right brain is trying to convey.
That being said, I worry far more about politicians, bankers, and lawyers then some colors being thrown up on a wall...
Same for the blue mustang with glowing red eyes.
I want that thing dead -- with a passion. Every time I have to drive past that thing I plot its demise. I know I could get some amfo under it without anyone seeing.. I just need some blasting caps.
Wait did I say that out loud.
USAFGopherMike
02-24-2013, 02:23
Do you still have the shove?
"Good coffee?"
Yeah, those DIA murals are Effed up . Definitely has some "confiscation" themes to them.
http://diaconspiracyfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/murals1.jpg
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/imagenes_sociopol/Denver3.jpg
http://matrixworldhr.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/denver_airport_mural.jpg
http://extraordinaryintelligence.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dia-capstone.jpg
Reviving a zombie thread.
My most recent paranoid theory:
Donald Trump was deliberately elected by the socialist/progressive/democrat/whatevers with the sole intention of widening the divide between the 2 big parties, then driving moderate Republicans to the other side with ever more erratic and outrageous behavior, so that by the time 2020 rolls around, the Republicans are so weak that the Dems can field literally Karl Marx and get him/her/it elected, as well as take control of the House and Senate. As evidence, I present the numerous personnel changes, odd choices for cabinet posts, pointless trade wars, deliberate antagonization of other world leaders (friends and foes alike). I know President Trump is NOT an idiot, as one does not successfully run businesses by being an idiot, but a complicit media is doing a very good job of portraying him as such.
Oh man this thread just reminded about how much I love the show ancient aliens. I don't believe one second of it but like this thread it's great entertainment.
That is what is happening, and will happen, but only because voters are dumb.
Let me walk that statement back a bit. People are dumb, but they generally aren't THAT dumb. They have been put into a desperate position though.
Here is a Joe Rogan podcast with Peter Schiff, known as one of the only guys to have accurately predicted the 2006 housing collapse. It is relevant what TFOG hypothesized.
What if he is wagging the dog on stupid things to draw attention from important things while he sets em up (indictments, investigations, actual far-reaching policy moves, etc)?
(a la John Honeyman convincing the Hessians [those bastards] that Washington's forces were on the verge of mutiny in order to soften them up for the winter attack -- a thing generally unheard of in European warfare; if the Dems believe his administration is in chaos, and he foresees their [predictable] moves, he can feign and counter before they know what he has done)
What if, when doing that, he is simultaneously setting up ridiculous boundaries for upcoming negotiations in order to make his actual goal seem like he caved or did a lot of compromising?
(a la exactly what he says he does in his book on business methods The Art of the Deal)
Bill Hicks faked his own death in order to engage in the best performance art of all time: playing the part of Alex Jones.
I listen to a lot of comedy and comedians. I hear stuff from Bill Hicks so often that I didn't realize he was dead.
Guess I should have included a spoiler alert.
Climate change denial for sure.
Climate change denial for sure.
Yeah, because the last time I drove my F250 V10 we had a thunderstorm.
I listen to a lot of comedy and comedians. I hear stuff from Bill Hicks so often that I didn't realize he was dead.
Him, and I hear the late Mitch Hedberg quite often.
I think the difference was that I was into comedy when Hedburg died, but was 11 when Hicks died. The first time I heard Bill Hicks was on that Tool song.
electronman1729
08-07-2018, 19:00
Hollow moon theory
I think the difference was that I was into comedy when Hedburg died, but was 11 when Hicks died. The first time I heard Bill Hicks was on that Tool song.
Ah, I was 26 when he died.
JohnnyDrama
08-08-2018, 05:45
Gore's presidential bid in 2000 was sunk by the Clintons, not the Republicans.
Great-Kazoo
08-08-2018, 08:59
Reviving a zombie thread.
My most recent paranoid theory:
Donald Trump was deliberately elected by the socialist/progressive/democrat/whatevers with the sole intention of widening the divide between the 2 big parties, then driving moderate Republicans to the other side with ever more erratic and outrageous behavior, so that by the time 2020 rolls around, the Republicans are so weak that the Dems can field literally Karl Marx and get him/her/it elected, as well as take control of the House and Senate. As evidence, I present the numerous personnel changes, odd choices for cabinet posts, pointless trade wars, deliberate antagonization of other world leaders (friends and foes alike). I know President Trump is NOT an idiot, as one does not successfully run businesses by being an idiot, but a complicit media is doing a very good job of portraying him as such.
I said this before the election and a lot of forum members agreed
Delfuego
08-08-2018, 09:02
Trix really are for kids. Don't believe me? Go buy a box and try to eat them. MSM was right about this one...
Great-Kazoo
08-08-2018, 09:04
Here's one i stated before leaving CO. Which to date no one has disagreed, more so everyone has said. I believe that
Californians are not leaving CA because of the taxes, illegals and overall shitty state. They are relocating to mostly red states as part of a larger plan (think the original Communist 5 yr plan) so they can turn places like CO, ID, AZ, OK, TX, ND, SD and WY blue. Financed by deep pocket flag burners like Pat Stryker, Tim Gill, Bezos etc.
Like a horde of Locust they move in, fuck everything up, destroying the economy, increasing taxes and social programs. Then move on to the next town.
lurchnp81
08-08-2018, 10:50
Here's one i stated before leaving CO. Which to date no one has disagreed, more so everyone has said. I believe that
Californians are not leaving CA because of the taxes, illegals and overall shitty state. They are relocating to mostly red states as part of a larger plan (think the original Communist 5 yr plan) so they can turn places like CO, ID, AZ, OK, TX, ND, SD and WY blue. Financed by deep pocket flag burners like Pat Stryker, Tim Gill, Bezos etc.
Like a horde of Locust they move in, fuck everything up, destroying the economy, increasing taxes and social programs. Then move on to the next town.
My check from Bezos must have been lost in the mail
Great-Kazoo
08-08-2018, 15:05
My check from Bezos must have been lost in the mail
Check the post office, they've had a hold on your mail ;)
Here's one i stated before leaving CO. Which to date no one has disagreed, more so everyone has said. I believe that
Californians are not leaving CA because of the taxes, illegals and overall shitty state. They are relocating to mostly red states as part of a larger plan (think the original Communist 5 yr plan) so they can turn places like CO, ID, AZ, OK, TX, ND, SD and WY blue. Financed by deep pocket flag burners like Pat Stryker, Tim Gill, Bezos etc.
Like a horde of Locust they move in, fuck everything up, destroying the economy, increasing taxes and social programs. Then move on to the next town.
They leave because their mindset caused change to an unsustainable level, so they go somewhere else and try to make it like what they were familiar with...repeat.
I think this is more related to human nature.
Here's one i stated before leaving CO. Which to date no one has disagreed, more so everyone has said. I believe that
Californians are not leaving CA because of the taxes, illegals and overall shitty state. They are relocating to mostly red states as part of a larger plan (think the original Communist 5 yr plan) so they can turn places like CO, ID, AZ, OK, TX, ND, SD and WY blue. Financed by deep pocket flag burners like Pat Stryker, Tim Gill, Bezos etc.
Like a horde of Locust they move in, fuck everything up, destroying the economy, increasing taxes and social programs. Then move on to the next town.
I would disagree.
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