Well the night that was high, we got into town

[Great-Kazoo]

Was the night that the rain, it froze on the ground
Down the street I heard such a sorrowful tune
Comin' from the place they call the Spanish Moon
Well I stepped inside, and stood by the door
While a dark-eyed girl sang, and played the guitar
Hookers, and hustlers, filled up the room
I heard about this place they call the Spanish Moon
One false step, you get done in
It's a cold situation
If that -- that don't -- kill you soon
The women will down at the Spanish Moon
I pawned my watch, and I sold my ring
Just to hear that girl singing, (hear that girl sing)
Don't take long, to wake up ruined
The women will down at the Spanish Moon

[zteknik]

Yup,theres sumthin in Winsor water...[Coffee]

[sneakerd]

The more you drink.. the better it gets....[Beer]

[Jer]

Did you decide to get wasty pants & post some crazy ass shit online since I didn't call you back when I got back into town from Vegas? [LOL]

[Kraven251]

sounds like a bad case of VD down at the Spanish Moon

[zteknik]

Reminds me of this one by Dr Hook
I know Jim knows this one [Coffee]

Penicillin Penny she's the queen of the sunset strip
If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick
From the back seat of Cadillac cars, to the floor of men's room bars
She's Penicillin Penny and her future's written in the stars

She's Penicillin Penny and ever since the day she came and came
They say she's had so many, she gives 'em all numbers not names
I always call her Hun' but she calls me 1001
And Penicillin Penny starts to boogie when the day is done

She's Penicillin Penny and if you ever see her passin' through
Better run into your house before she stops and lays a little on you
If you ever let her in your door it takes 20 million units
Or more to cure the love that Penicillin Penny's gonna lay on you

[Great-Kazoo]

Reminds me of this one by Dr Hook
I know Jim knows this one [Coffee]

Penicillin Penny she's the queen of the sunset strip
If she ever gives you any then you better see your doctor real quick
From the back seat of Cadillac cars, to the floor of men's room bars
She's Penicillin Penny and her future's written in the stars

She's Penicillin Penny and ever since the day she came and came
They say she's had so many, she gives 'em all numbers not names
I always call her Hun' but she calls me 1001
And Penicillin Penny starts to boogie when the day is done

She's Penicillin Penny and if you ever see her passin' through
Better run into your house before she stops and lays a little on you
If you ever let her in your door it takes 20 million units
Or more to cure the love that Penicillin Penny's gonna lay on you

You forgot this GEM lyrics by the one and only Shel Silverstein. Look him up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWwFk64SLDw


Yes my dear I must admit that one time I might did (And if you grow wiser for me experience)
Yes my dear I grew wiser in many ways and the thing I learned most
Is don't give a dose to the one you love most

No don't give a dose to the one you love most Give her some marmelade give her some toast
You can give her the willings or give her the blues
But the dose that you give her will get back to you
I once had a lady as sweet as a song
she was my darlin' and she was my dear But she had a dose and she passed it along
Now she's gone but the dose is still here
So don't give a dose to the one you love most
Giver her some marmalade give her some toast
You can give her a partridge up in a pear tree
But the dose that you give her might get back to me
If you've got an itchin' if you've got a drip
don't sit there wishin' for it to go way
Cause it won't if there's a thing on the tip of your thing or your lip
Run down to the clinic today and say
I won't give a dose

[robertcolorado2009]

ZZzzzzzzzz, whaaaa whoooo where am I?

[Great-Kazoo]

ZZzzzzzzzz, whaaaa whoooo where am I?

Reality wake up and smell the california sunshine.

songs some of us grew up listening to. like
Cream
The greatest Rock and Roll band in the World
FROM Los Angeles California THE DOORS!
Please give a warm welcome to Little feat
THE BEATLES!
David peel and the Lower East Side Kids
Sly and the family Stone..........Song 19................... When they could and did play shit that wasn't considered racist or offensive.
http://www.last.fm/music/Sly+&+The+Family+Stone/+charts?rangetype=week&subtype=tracks

[zteknik]

Aint history lessons great?!!![Coffee]
And to think I actualy remember hearing half(well ok all ) this stuff!!

[blacklabel]

I knew Shel Silverstein was a freakin' weirdo. I refuse to read any of his books to my kid.

[Great-Kazoo]

I knew Shel Silverstein was a freakin' weirdo. I refuse to read any of his books to my kid.

Sara Cynthia Sylvia Stout. Who would not take the garbage out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvNhhEtUGJY

Then it was to late.

[robertcolorado2009]

Maybe I need some substance thatb wil let me "hear" the sunrise and and see the sounds of the desert you know and some Jim Morrison "poetry" about L.A Woman. (actually, I was a Doors nut when I was younger, now it just sounds like nonsense, dated jibberish - God, I sound like my parents! Bobby... Turn that noise DOWN!!!)

[NitroxBoss]

Ten Years After

Lyrics:

Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
Till there are no rich no more

Id love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So Ill leave it up to you

Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money, monopoly

Id love to change the world
But I dont know what to do
So Ill leave it up to you

World pollution, there's no solution
Institution, electrocution
Just black and white, rich or poor
Them and us, stop the war

Id love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So Ill leave it up to you (more)

[Great-Kazoo]

And I'll Raise ya
50,000 Miles Beneath My Brain



I want to know you
I want to show you
I want to grow you
Inside of me
I want to see you
I want to free you
I want to be you
Inside of me
Love me 50,000 miles beneath my brain
Love me 50,000 times and then again

Can you love me with a thousand eyes?
Can you see right through my bones?
Can you kiss me with a thousand lips?
Can you melt a solid stone?
Can you hear me from a thousand miles
When you're screaming at the stars?
Can you pull me up to jupiter
When I'm all hung up on mars?
Burn my eyes with your flame
Let your world spin free
Let it go, baby
I'll do the same
All depends on me
Let it go
It's all the same
What with jewels that you can't see
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, babe
Bring it on home to me

[Great-Kazoo]

Then I'll Call

Frank Zappa Hungry Freaks, Daddy Mister America
Walk on by
Your schools that do not teach
Mister America
Walk on by
The minds that won't be reached
Mister America
Try to hide
The emptiness that's you inside
When once you find that the way you lied
And all the corny tricks you tried
Will not forestall the rising tide of
Hungry freaks, Daddy . . .

They won't go
For no more
Great mid-western hardware store
Philosophy that turns away
From those who aren't afraid to say
What's on their minds
(The left-behinds of the Great Society)

Hungry freaks, Daddy . . .

Mister America
Walk on by
Your supermarket dream
Mister America
Walk on by
The liquor store supreme
Mister America
Try to hide
The product of your savage pride
The useful minds that it denied
The day you shrugged and stepped aside
You saw their clothes and then you cried:
THOSE HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY!

They won't go
For no more
Great mid-western hardware store
Philosophy that turns away
From those who aren't afraid to say
What's on their minds
(The left-behinds of the Great Society)

[Great-Kazoo]

Another game?


King Missle : Detatchable Penis


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[Aloha_Shooter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUqKNDKIc3A

Reginald was home with the flu ah-aa
The doctor new just what to do-hoo
He cured the infection,
With one small injection
while Reginald shouted out interjection.

Hey that smarts!
Ouch thats not fair!
giving a guy a shot down there!

Interjections (hey) show excitement (ouch) or emotion,
they're generallly apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
or by a comma when the feelings not as strong.

Though Geraldine played hard to get uh-uhuh
Geraldo knew he'd whoo her ye-het
he showed his affection
despite her objection
and Geraldine hollered interjections.

Well youv'e got some nerve!
Oh, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Hey you're kind of cute!

Interjections (Well) show excitement (Oh) or emotion,
they're generallly apart from a sentence
by an exclamation point,
or by a comma when the feelings not as strong.

So when you're happy "Hurray" or sad "Aw"
or frightened "eek" or mad "rats"
or excited "Wow" or glad "Hey"
an interjection starts a sentence right.

The game was tight a 7:00 uh-uh
when Franklin found he had the ba-hall
he made a connection in the other direction
and the crowd shouted out interjection.

You threw it the wrong way
Darn, we just lost the game
Hurray, i'm for the other team

Interjections (darn) show excitement (hurray) or emotion,
they're generallly apart from a sentence by an exclamation point,
or by a comma when the feelings not as strong.

So when you're happy "Hurray" or sad "Aw"
or frightened "eek" or mad "rats"
or excited "Wow" or glad "Hey"
an interjection starts a sentence right.

Interjections, show excitement, or emotion
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

Darn that's the end