Ammo for sex?

[ezgoinrob]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......

"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

:D

[alxone]

nice [ROFL1]

[The Rat]

Well played sir, well played.

[UrbanWolf]

Now that's HOT! [Flame]

[Sharpienads]

Ha!

[Tinelement]

Soo....

What she have??

[ROFL1]

[TheBelly]

Soo....

What she have??

[ROFL1]

a penis.

[Sharpienads]

a penis.

Probably.

[HoneyBadger]

Repost.

http://www.ar-15.co/threads/28099-Joke-of-the-Day?p=969345&viewfull=1#post969345
It was its own thread, and then it got moved into the Joke of the Day thread.

[islandermyk]

[ROFL1]Good one there [Beer]

[DEAGLER]

Repost.

http://www.ar-15.co/threads/28099-Joke-of-the-Day?p=969345&viewfull=1#post969345
It was its own thread, and then it got moved into the Joke of the Day thread.

[brutal]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very deep sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......

"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

:D


FIFY

[LigersRCool]

L OOOOO L

[<MADDOG>]

Re-post police can pound sand, still a good joke!

[R&S]

So where did you find several cases of ammo at?

[facepalm]

I know, don't quit my day job. (The Dems may get me laid off though)

[NightCat]

hahaha!!! Epic!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

I made sure to make sure this wasn't in the ammunition for sale forum before I read this thread. Haha. Firm bitches!

[tmleadr03]

I want to know who I get/have to have sex with to get this ammo damn it.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

In before otter gets smacked down!

[tmleadr03]

Ah yes, just what this thread needed. Some not safe for work material that would just pop up on a computer while you surfed it. Nice.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Uh oh.

I'm gonna get smacked for that?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Sorry, I'll delete it immediately.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Seems a bit odd that I can say fuck, or tits, or fuck those tits...... but I can't post a pic of a sexy lady. She wasn't nude.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Seems a bit odd that I can say fuck, or tits, or fuck those tits...... but I can't post a pic of a sexy lady. She wasn't nude.

Just trying to save you a chewing within your first 30 days!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thx man, I got rid of it ASAP.

Just trying to figure it out. I'd like to hang out with you guys for a while, don't want to piss off the troops or anything.

[theGinsue]

Seems a bit odd that I can say fuck, or tits, or fuck those tits...... but I can't post a pic of a sexy lady. She wasn't nude.
No, she wasn't nide, but once the riske' pics start getting posted, they always degrade into absolute inappropriate material.

Bear in mind that we consider this a "family" site and have a growing membership roll of ladies on the site. Personally, I find the increasing number of women here a very good thing and the last thing we need to do is spook them away because we can't control our hormones.

A good rule of thumb is to never post anything you wouldn't want your grandmother or 8 year old daughter looking over your shoulder to see.

We've also got a lot of folks checking out the site from work. How crappy would we feel if they were fired for viewing inappropriate material from this site?

Remember, by being a member here we are all stewards for the firearms community. If we're ever going to change societies opinion of the type of people we are, we have to think twice before we post something.


Thx man, I got rid of it ASAP.

Just trying to figure it out. I'd like to hang out with you guys for a while, don't want to piss off the troops or anything.
And for that, I thank you. We like having you here too and the staff really does dread having to give infractions to our members. We're a family here.

[10mm-man]

if we're ever going to change societies opinion of the type of people we are, we have to think twice before we post something.

I don't want to change societies opinion of who were are, but rather turn society into people like us.......... [Beer]

[223kev]

Lol. Awesome!

[Aloha_Shooter]

I don't want to change societies opinion of who were are, but rather turn society into people like us.......... [Beer]


I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

[Coffee]

[n8tive97]

Funny!

[TheBelly]

the staff really does dread having to give infractions to our members. We're a family here.

hey dad, can I borrow $20?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thanks Ginsue, I understand.

[theGinsue]

I told this joke to 3 different groups at work today. Until I git 'em with the punchline they thought I was serious. There are some advantages to being known as the "gun guy" at work.