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ChunkyMonkey
03-10-2013, 17:20
WARNING: DO NOT ENTER MIKE'S HOUSE

It doesn't matter if you are buddy-buddy with him, or you are delivering chinese food to his pad... He will welcome you with a damn silenced krinkov. Damn towel head!

http://imageplay.net/img/tya22308831/559843_3907258659453_523601949.jpg

ChunkyMonkey
03-10-2013, 17:22
Mike as in Islandermyk btw.

dwalker460
03-10-2013, 17:24
I knew I liked that guy..

JM Ver. 2.0
03-10-2013, 17:25
I saw that on facebook. I love that guy. Never met him. But I love him.

Bailey Guns
03-10-2013, 17:26
What's in his mouth?

JM Ver. 2.0
03-10-2013, 17:27
What's in his mouth?

Fried chicken leg. Had to zoom in. My mom asked the same thing when she saw it.

dwalker460
03-10-2013, 17:28
What's in his mouth?

stuffed teddybear?

ChunkyMonkey
03-10-2013, 17:28
stuffed teddybear?

No, Ridge's little pony doll. [LOL]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 17:31
[ROFL3]

what a fantastic surprise.... and you know I don't like surprises [ROFL1]

cstone
03-10-2013, 17:31
Nice finger discipline. Keep it high and outside [Flower]

BuffCyclist
03-10-2013, 17:33
Hahaha, please tell me that was a staged picture and not what actually happens upon entering his home!

DavieD55
03-10-2013, 17:34
We need many more just like him.

BPTactical
03-10-2013, 17:38
I know I have had a fever lately and have felt delerious but damn, now I'm hallucinating[panic]

dwalker460
03-10-2013, 17:40
Nice finger discipline. Keep it high and outside [Flower]


Mike is nothing if not professional.

mopar
03-10-2013, 17:40
Raghead target practise? 100 Pts. for nailing the chicken bone, Pts. increase for whatever?

Troublco
03-10-2013, 17:40
The towel on the head thing is odd...but the glowing eyes thing is the strangest part. I suppose it fits with the rest of it though...[ROFL1]

cstone
03-10-2013, 17:45
Raghead target practise? 100 Pts. for nailing the chicken bone, Pts. increase for whatever?

Hmmm, I wonder if we take that photograph to American Target Company, could we get them to run off a few thousand of those as shoot, don't shoot targets.

Mike would you demand a royalty if you used your image for such a target? [LOL]

hghclsswhitetrsh
03-10-2013, 17:45
The real question is, is that his other suppressor out of the picture or is he just happy to see you?

hatidua
03-10-2013, 17:46
...but the glowing eyes thing is the strangest part.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/lasers_zps0eb55c97.jpg

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:02
Hmmm, I wonder if we take that photograph to American Target Company, could we get them to run off a few thousand of those as shoot, don't shoot targets.

Mike would you demand a royalty if you used your image for such a target? [LOL]

I'm not to demanding, but I will require 20% [Coffee]

.. and it has to be colored... I would like it to be colored targets [LOL]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:05
I was gonna add a caption pertaining to Biden's shotgun bs... but I figured since I'm using this for my Facebook profile pic I'd just keep it simple [Tooth]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:06
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/lasers_zps0eb55c97.jpg
That looks like my car

sniper7
03-10-2013, 18:07
No, Ridge's little pony doll. [LOL]

[rofl]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:07
The towel on the head thing is odd...but the glowing eyes thing is the strangest part. I suppose it fits with the rest of it though...[ROFL1]

I was drying my hair [Coffee]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:09
We need many more just like him.

We are definitely not alone [Beer]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:11
I know I have had a fever lately and have felt delerious but damn, now I'm hallucinating[panic]

Yes Bert... your work on the "Lil b*tch" is holding up... even after you've molested the sh*t out of her [ROFL1]


Mike is nothing if not professional.

multi-tasking at its finest [LOL]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:13
I saw that on facebook. I love that guy. Never met him. But I love him.

[fags] Oh you know us whores gots to stick together [Beer]

Troublco
03-10-2013, 18:15
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/lasers_zps0eb55c97.jpg

Nah, I'm not buying it. If Mike could do that, he wouldn't need the Krink...[ROFL1]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:15
The real question is, is that his other suppressor out of the picture or is he just happy to see you?

I don't know how to answer that... I was just trying to enjoy my chicken [LOL]

cstone
03-10-2013, 18:16
I'm not to demanding, but I will require 20% [Coffee]

.. and it has to be colored... I would like it to be colored targets [LOL]

Mike, it is 2013. No one in law enforcement is allowed to practice shooting at colored targets. Those days are long gone and good riddance. [ROFL3]

Actually, all of our targets are either light blue or light green and they are non-nondescript bottle shaped silhouettes [Flower]

colo-pr
03-10-2013, 18:17
are you kidding me? this is not photoshoped?

lol

Troublco
03-10-2013, 18:18
I was drying my hair [Coffee]


'Cause everyone dries their hair running around with a towel wrapped around their head, with a chicken leg sticking out of their mouth, Krink in hand with glowing eyes.


Riiiiggggghhhhtttttt..........[blah-blah]




[ROFL1]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 18:20
Mike, it is 2013. No one in law enforcement is allowed to practice shooting at colored targets. Those days are long gone and good riddance. [ROFL3]

Actually, all of our targets are either light blue or light green and they are non-nondescript bottle shaped silhouettes [Flower]

okay... lets keep the towel blue and you got yourself a deal [Coffee]


'Cause everyone dries their hair running around with a towel wrapped around their head, with a chicken leg sticking out of their mouth, Krink in hand with glowing eyes.


Riiiiggggghhhhtttttt..........[blah-blah]




[ROFL1]

Thank goodness you can't see what's behind the wall[ROFL2]

JMBD2112
03-10-2013, 18:28
'Cause everyone dries their hair running around with a towel wrapped around their head, with a chicken leg sticking out of their mouth, Krink in hand with glowing eyes.


Riiiiggggghhhhtttttt..........[blah-blah]




[ROFL1]

Actually if you knew Mike, you wouldn't have a doubt this is a real pic.

Troublco
03-10-2013, 18:33
Thank goodness you can't see what's behind the wall[ROFL2]

No kidding there!


Actually if you knew Mike, you wouldn't have a doubt this is a real pic.


The scary thing is, I was pretty sure to begin with it was real. It was just too good not to mess with him about...

ChunkyMonkey
03-10-2013, 18:37
No kidding there!




The scary thing is, I was pretty sure to begin with it was real. It was just too good not to mess with him about...

yeah.. bring an extra whitey tighty if you ever wanted to go visit his home. Thank god he had an extra blue towel for me.

HoneyBadger
03-10-2013, 18:37
Mike, I love you. No homo. [ROFL2]

Rooskibar03
03-10-2013, 18:52
Ok am I the only one not getting this, or the only one willng to admit it?

HoneyBadger
03-10-2013, 18:55
Ok am I the only one not getting this, or the only one willng to admit it?

Just understand this: Mike is a crazy sonofabitch who loves his stamps!

roberth
03-10-2013, 18:57
I was drying my hair [Coffee]

Lucky you. :)

Kraven251
03-10-2013, 18:59
Thank goodness you can't see what's behind the wall[ROFL2]

His monopod for stability?

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 19:00
Just understand this: Mike is a crazy sonofabitch who loves his stamps!

As HoneyBadger don't give a f*ck... Long hairs don't care [Coffee]


Lucky you. :)

You silly.. I know what you did there [Beer]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 19:04
Ok am I the only one not getting this, or the only one willng to admit it?

Okay.. it's a given I'm not all there, and I take some pretty crazy pics... Here's a flash back for you 6 or 7 months ago

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/The%20Guns%20and%20shoots%20and%20%20all%20related %20to%20it/IMAG0974.jpg

[ROFL3]

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 19:05
Nice finger discipline. Keep it high and outside [Flower]

On the gun?

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 19:07
Ok am I the only one not getting this, or the only one willng to admit it?

No, I'm concerned about this whole scenario.

ChunkyMonkey
03-10-2013, 19:10
Okay.. it's a given I'm not all there, and I take some pretty crazy pics... Here's a flash back for you 6 or 7 months ago

\
[ROFL3]



Wow

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 19:17
Wow

That my friend is ....... bad ass! [Stooge]

cofi
03-10-2013, 19:19
Wow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rooskibar03
03-10-2013, 19:30
Ok I recall those photos. Carry on.


Okay.. it's a given I'm not all there, and I take some pretty crazy pics... Here's a flash back for you 6 or 7 months ago

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/The%20Guns%20and%20shoots%20and%20%20all%20related %20to%20it/IMAG0974.jpg

[ROFL3]

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 19:56
That my friend is .......up my ass! [Stooge]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 20:00
http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by islandermyk http://www.ar-15.co/images/tf_ideal/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?p=1006889#post1006889)

That my friend is .......up my ass!


... and they said it'll only hurt for a minute[LOL]

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 20:03
... and they said it'll only hurt for a minute[LOL]

Nothing ever hurts like you think it's going to.

It's that Hallmark Moment.

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 20:07
Nothing ever hurts like you think it's going to.

It's that Hallmark Moment.

Bravo! That was beautiful man!

Need to get that printed on tattoo gun or something.... or even on some shot glasses!

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 20:11
Bravo! That was beautiful man!

Need to get that printed on tattoo gun or something.... or even on some shot glasses!

You're in luck i happen to have a few tattoo MACHINES (not guns) available. I'd ink one on your arm but the thought of mingling with "Heepees" bothers me.

HoneyBadger
03-10-2013, 20:15
Yeah... this is what happens when we let Mike out in public:
http://i.imgur.com/wyoA9v1.jpg

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 20:17
New title?? Towel-head Demon Eyed Mike. [LOL] What say's the forum?? [Coffee]

hghclsswhitetrsh
03-10-2013, 20:18
New title?? Towel-head Demon Eyed Mike. [LOL] What say's the forum?? [Coffee]

Aye!

HoneyBadger
03-10-2013, 20:21
New title?? Towel-head Demon Eyed Mike. [LOL] What say's the forum?? [Coffee]


I can't possibly see how that could be perceived as racist by guests or the public... [facepalm] Lets try to stay away from any racist connotations.

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 20:35
I can't possibly see how that could be perceived as racist by guests or the public... Lets try to stay away from any racist connotations.

OK, Turban wear-in. Demon Eyed Mike!! [Muaha] [Muaha] [Muaha]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 20:42
Yeah... this is what happens when we let Mike out in public:
http://i.imgur.com/wyoA9v1.jpg

HAhahahahahaha! Aaagh Sh*t man! [ROFL3]


[B]New title?? Towel-head Demon Eyed Mike. [LOL] What say's the forum?? [Coffee]

Holy sh*t?! Another title change [panic]

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 20:50
[Beer]
Holy sh*t?! Another title change [panic]

[LOL] Is that an Aye for the change?? [Beer]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 20:54
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22308831/559843_3907258659453_523601949.jpg


[LOL] Is that an Aye for the change?? [Beer]


Does this face look like I like surprises, hahahahahahahahahahaha! [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 20:56
Does this face look like I like surprises, hahahahahahahahahahaha! [ROFL1]
Uhhhhhh Yes Sir it does!! You had your finger off the trigger. So fair game!! [ROFL2]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 20:57
Uhhhhhh Yes Sir it does!! You had your finger off the trigger. So fair game!! [ROFL2]

Oh Dear God... I'm not gonna hear the end of this one [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 21:00
Oh Dear God... I'm not gonna hear the end of this one [ROFL1]
Not if I can help it! [Beer]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 21:08
Not if I can help it! [Beer]

I know this.. ... scary enough... to well [LOL]

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 21:10
I know this.. ... scary enough... to well [LOL]
And this is why I can call you my Friend!!!!! My Brother!! [Coffee]

islandermyk
03-10-2013, 21:18
And this is why I can call you my Friend!!!!! My Brother!! [Coffee]

Love yah man! [Beer]

SA Friday
03-10-2013, 21:32
OH SNAP!

J
03-10-2013, 21:36
This picture reminds me of my dog. Seems really scary at first for an intruder. But bring some fried chicken or a tasty snack and he becomes docile and unthreatening.

DSB OUTDOORS
03-10-2013, 21:50
Who Dat??? WTF!!! [LOL]

Your safe for now Mike. [Beer]

BPTactical
03-10-2013, 21:54
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22308831/559843_3907258659453_523601949.jpg

"Housekeeping, you want Krink job"?

ray1970
03-10-2013, 21:55
I think I just peed myself a little when I saw that picture. Just a little. [LOL]

bryjcom
03-10-2013, 22:00
Sorry Mike, but I thought that was a woman at first....A crazy, demon possessed woman, with some man's package in her mouth.

Great-Kazoo
03-10-2013, 22:42
Sorry Mike, but I thought that was a woman at first....A crazy, demon possessed woman, with some man's package in her mouth.

Lorena Bobbit bite size BONELESS pieces. Located in your freezer section

def90
03-10-2013, 22:45
http://www.sabinabecker.com/media/gun-nut-shower1.jpg

jreifsch80
03-11-2013, 00:14
Yeah... this is what happens when we let Mike out in public:
http://i.imgur.com/wyoA9v1.jpg
it's like where's waldo picture haha


by the way in your post shower chicken eating picture that looks like the longest sling in the world on your aks-74u haha

brutal
03-11-2013, 01:02
Yeah... this is what happens when we let Mike out in public:
http://i.imgur.com/wyoA9v1.jpg

I still think someone needs to move the little guy up a little and far right. :D

TriggerHappy
03-11-2013, 01:09
There is another picture of this guy floating around Facebook. Let's just say, it's more of his intimate side...

islandermyk
03-11-2013, 03:33
.. and there goes the title change [ROFL1]


I love you guys [hammer]