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mikedubs
03-13-2013, 12:54
http://washingtonexaminer.com/2016-hillary-michelle-dream-ticket-floated/article/2524072
This sounds like exactly the thing to get every single Republican in the country to vote.
OK, I am back now...had to go vomit.
losttrail
03-13-2013, 13:06
I'll move to Canada if that happens.
mikedubs
03-13-2013, 13:07
I'll move to Canada if that happens.
I hope you know that Canada has almost universal gun ownership bans IIRC.
Ready Room
03-13-2013, 13:08
The Wookie and the Witch...what's not to like?
http://washingtonexaminer.com/2016-hillary-michelle-dream-ticket-floated/article/2524072
What a nightmare that would be.
streetglideok
03-13-2013, 13:10
I'd stop claiming to be an american if they bought the election.
sellersm
03-13-2013, 13:18
[facepalm]
Emotions aside, let's think of this objectively:
If Hillary runs, would it matter who the second seat was? - any Republican competitor would be the underdog from the get-go. The Hillary/Michelle ticket is surely unlikely but if it did occur a win would not be out of the question. The demographics of the country no longer support the historic paradigm:
Michelle would pull 90%+ of the black vote
Hillary has a substantial fan base, irrespective of her substantial negative numbers
Together they'd have:
-the gay vote (Republicans have a way of shooting themselves in the foot on this issue)
-the pro-choice vote (Republicans have a way of shooting themselves in the other foot on this issue)
-the hispanic vote (hispanics have overwhelmingly voted D lately and their numbers aren't shrinking like the numbers for other groups are)
-the independent women vote (similar to blacks voting for Obama, a lot of women would like to see a woman as president)
-the Democratic vote (anyone recall the numbers from this past November?)
When it comes to foreign relations issues in the debates, Hillary would stomp any likely Republican contender (Rubio's two week Middle-East trip isn't going to equate well against someone with a hitch as Secretary of State).
If the Republicans don't kick their game up a notch...or five, 2016 isn't going to retrieve the White House from the Democrats.
Sweet Mother of God.....do you have any idea of the money that would come out to support those two? And all the freakin' yapping, clamoring trash that would jam the polls to vote, many for the first time in their lives?
The Republicans wouldn't stand a chance, especially considering what they've brought to the last two elections. Lord have mercy on this country if those two run together.
BushMasterBoy
03-13-2013, 13:25
I can see the Joint Chiefs discussing menstrual cycles AND nuclear consent codes.
I would take to the hills and never come back.
Citizen_Soldier
03-13-2013, 13:27
I hope you know that Canada has almost universal gun ownership bans IIRC.
Canada's probably a lot more gun-friendly than you think. It's nothing like here, but they allow you to own quite a bit of firearms. They even allow Americans to bring guns into Canada with a simple form.
Their government still has many more socialist type programs than the US though, so it makes me laugh when people talk about moving North.
If they can't find 15MM illegals in this country, then I'll just become one of 'em.
buffalobo
03-13-2013, 13:34
Take a long vacation on the Caribbean coast of Mexico and come back as an undocumented immigrant(pc for fucking illegal alien) to ride the gravy train.
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If they can't find 15MM illegals in this country, then I'll just become one of 'em.
Oh Good Lord.....if they give "amnesty" to all the illegals and let them register to vote, every damn one will register as a Democrat and they'll sweep these two rags into the WH on a red carpet.
funkymonkey1111
03-13-2013, 13:43
as long as the republicans keep putting up clowns like McSame and Romney the Hillary/Michelle, Hillary/Biden, Hillary/Castro ticket is likely to prevail
I dont think we will have another white male president.
I think that would be an unbeatable pair for the current Republican Party....prepare yourselves for the end of the Republicans if they do run. And I believe that would be the nail in the coffin for the USA that we are fighting for right now. If things are bad now I can only imagine what that would be....does not put a smile on my face.
wctriumph
03-13-2013, 14:00
No, no, no, no, say it ain't so. We would be so ... oh man, I'm living in a nightmare. I've been good, voted right, treated people with respect due every human being. Why are we being subjected to this hell on earth? Why, why, why???
generalmeow
03-13-2013, 14:07
Clinton/Obama. Why not? I've already lost my faith in 100% of the government and about 70% of the population. I couldn't care less.
Clinton/Obama. Why not? I've already lost my faith in 100% of the government and about 70% of the population. I couldn't care less.
Same here... And TBH- I'd probably just become a political refugee to Switzerland... Or become a mountain man and never be seen or heard from again. Unless the Dems are really asking for violent revolt without actually coming out and saying it.
That kind of news causes nightmares. What a joke that would be!!!
junglerot
03-13-2013, 15:32
That honestly reads like an article from The Onion, which makes it being serious so much scarier.
Kraven251
03-13-2013, 15:40
I don't think it would happen...and if it did we ain't seen nothing in the way of loss of personal freedoms, "for the greater good"
Zundfolge
03-13-2013, 16:04
Awesome, go for it Dems ... those two have the combined charisma of a bologna sandwich on white bread.
MAYBE, just maybe, it might be what's needed to light a fire under enough conservative asses to get out and fucking vote this time. They're both so far left that we might bring a few moderates over to the good team as well.
MAYBE, just maybe, it might be what's needed to light a fire under enough conservative asses to get out and fucking vote this time. They're both so far left that we might bring a few moderates over to the good team as well.
Oh sweet Jesus, if this pair ran and won, any conservative/right leaning person who didn't vote would know what a boot down the throat felt like.
funkymonkey1111
03-13-2013, 16:24
Oh sweet Jesus, if this pair ran and won, any conservative/right leaning person who didn't vote would know what a boot down the throat felt like.
because B. Hussein just wasn't scary enough for them?
I think O-Hole did a good job of passing himself off as somewhat moderate in the first 4 years, enough so that a lot of conservatives were lulled into a false sense of security
speedysst
03-13-2013, 17:20
Im sorry but I missed the part where Michelle Obama has proven herself to be an effective leader. Maybe I just quit paying attention.
brianakell
03-13-2013, 17:29
This sounds like exactly the thing to get every single Republican in the country to vote.
Vote for what? Oh, you think the republican party will pull themselves out of the swamp theyve been festering in, and find someone useful. [LOL][LOL][LOL][ROFL2][ROFL3]
Oh, youre serious....
Ill say it now, whatever dweeb the rep party thinks has a chance, AT BEST gets 30% of the vote. I wouldnt be surprised to see 20%. The general public is easily swayed by greasy speeches, and the repubs have their heads.. well... nowhere useful.
Slapps74
03-13-2013, 18:01
I would shoot myself again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygs3hj8J730&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[Cry]is all I can do at the thought.
Relax. OBummer will completely distroy the country by then. All they'll get is what's left of Washington.
Cylinder Head
03-13-2013, 20:19
I can see the poster now. Both of their faces in a close up, with the tag line "Two More Fat Cunts To Tell You What You Can And Cannot Do"
Sharpienads
03-13-2013, 20:24
I can see the poster now. Both of their faces in a close up, with the tag line "Two More Fat Cunts To Tell You What You Can And Cannot Do"
[ROFL1]
electronman1729
03-13-2013, 20:43
Im going to poke my eys out
strm_trpr
03-13-2013, 22:59
I would move to England because atleast there everybody has been pre-fucked so the pain is over.
ShelbyJK500
03-13-2013, 23:07
Unfathomable
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