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Bitter Clinger
03-13-2013, 16:21
So I get up at about 1pm. Hear screechhhhhhh bang bam! look out the window and there are 2 gang-banger types throwing my grill and all related stuff in the car. I RUN OUTSIDE IN BOXERS AND SOCKS, and cant catch the perps. My FUCKIG trruck is totaled. Sorry I am drunk, hammered. The cops blamed me aand my dad by the way.
TheBelly
03-13-2013, 16:27
they blamed you because you got robbed?

what the eff?
generalmeow
03-13-2013, 16:29
I think i saw this movie. American History X, right?
Ronin13
03-13-2013, 16:30
I think i saw this movie. American History X, right?
I was just thinking that...
mtnhack
03-13-2013, 16:35
So I get up at about 1pm. Hear screechhhhhhh bang bam! look out the window and there are 2 gang-banger types throwing my grill and all related stuff in the car. I RUN OUTSIDE IN BOXERS AND SOCKS, and cant catch the perps. My FUCKIG trruck is totaled. Sorry I am drunk, hammered. The cops blamed me aand my dad by the way.So these guys hit your truck, totalling it, then jump out, pick up the parts of your truck that were broken off, and tear off?
Dingo
03-13-2013, 16:36
Curbstomp. :-) Sometimes it's the only cure...
generalmeow
03-13-2013, 16:38
Except when the cops pulled up, you were walking towards them in slow motion with beers in your hands.
Birddog1911
03-13-2013, 17:52
Well, this thread makes very little sense...
BlasterBob
03-13-2013, 17:56
Oh, a VEHICLE grill. At first, I first thought of a BarBQ grill.[Coffee]
Sharpienads
03-13-2013, 18:00
Oh, a VEHICLE grill. At first, I first thought of a BarBQ grill.[Coffee]

Hahaha, I did too.
Slapps74
03-13-2013, 18:10
That's what I thought too! Must have been a Weber! Ya know even a sub sonic .22 is faster than you can run. Still sucks though.
blacklabel
03-13-2013, 18:14
That sucks?

I'd like to hear the sober version of the story though.
T-Giv
03-13-2013, 18:19
That sucks?

I'd like to hear the sober version of the story though.

Me too. I'm doing my best to add it up and I'm still a little fuzzy.
Clint45
03-13-2013, 18:29
So I get up at about 1pm. Hear screechhhhhhh bang bam! look out the window and there are 2 gang-banger types throwing my grill and all related stuff in the car. I RUN OUTSIDE IN BOXERS AND SOCKS, and cant catch the perps. My FUCKIG trruck is totaled. Sorry I am drunk, hammered. The cops blamed me aand my dad by the way.

You're lucky you didn't pull on your pants with your keys in the pocket . . . then you might have got a DUI on top of everything else. FUCKIG truck? That's a Ford product, isn't it?
Big Wall
03-13-2013, 20:42
Oh, a VEHICLE grill. At first, I first thought of a BarBQ grill.[Coffee]

I was thinking mouth grill. [Mad]

[ROFL1][ROFL3]
GilpinGuy
03-13-2013, 20:47
Maybe the perps figured the paint from their vehicle was on the grill of the totalled truck and took it? Too much CSI....
Robby30-06
03-13-2013, 21:21
Lol, I thought the BBQ Grill and instantly thought about Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Also waiting more details from OP
Kraven251
03-13-2013, 22:07
then the horns kicked in, and my shoes started to squeak ...
Tinelement
03-13-2013, 22:41
That totally sucks!!!

On the bright side you were already wasted and In your boxers at 1pm!!! That's a good day! [rockon]
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-13-2013, 22:42
OP passed out.
brutal
03-13-2013, 22:52
I'll drink to that. [Beer]
mtnhack
03-14-2013, 00:09
<p>

OP passed out.Nah, cops came back and popped him for DUI, hit and run, and false reporting. He is in the drunk tank now.</p>
jackthewall81
03-14-2013, 00:37
Do we have a troll on our hands?
Bitter Clinger
03-14-2013, 03:13
Ok. Sober version. It was not in fact ALL the stuff from my truck they picked up.I think they were grabbing their crap from the wreck. I just happend to see the end of it. The police were not really blaming us, just trying to get facts. Amazing what a little clarity can do and a non liquor addled mind can do lol. I have full coverage and rental car on my insurance so all is good.
sniper7
03-14-2013, 07:19
Should have shot at them with the gun sideways and yelled yippe-kay-yeh mother fuckers!
rockhound
03-14-2013, 07:50
yeah, using your firearm while intoxicated, is a great idea
Rooskibar03
03-14-2013, 09:35
yeah, using your firearm while intoxicated, is a great idea

Your sense of humor offline this morning?
waxthis
03-14-2013, 10:27
Group hug..
robertcolorado2009
03-14-2013, 11:38
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was thinking how did they get his BB-Q grill in the car? The vision in my head just wasn't working. What was their goal, steal the bbq and related stuff? AFTER ramming his truck? Why? Whew! It makes sense now. Thanks for the update!
T-Giv
03-14-2013, 12:42
Glad to see how composed you are after sobering up. Completely different story the second time around. [Beer]