Pranks

[freqlord]

Roommates. The dark art jackassery never ends. Share your favorites. I'll start.
not even two minutes ago I put lube on my roommates door knob.

[ray1970]

Here's one that's good for the workplace break room. If you have one of those sinks that has the little pull out sprayer on the hose just put a rubber band around the "trigger" of the sprayer and make sure it is pointed at the front of the sink. When someone turns on the faucet it will spray all over them.

[TheBelly]

let's see....... rub their sunglasses on your butt crack. take a picture. share picture while they are wearing the glasses.

[ray1970]

Put a glob of Vaseline on the middle of the windshield of their car. Right in the drivers line of sight. When they see something on the outside of their windshield they will probably try to use the washers and wipers to clean it off resulting in nothing but a big, nasty smear that is horrible to see through.

[sneakerd]

For a deep sleeper, lift their hand, put it in a glass of warm water for a short time. There is a high likelihood they will pee in the bed.

[ray1970]

For a deep sleeper, lift their hand, put it in a glass of warm water for a short time. There is a high likelihood they will pee in the bed.

Or, you could just pee in their bed a bit and pull the covers up so they won't notice until they get in there.

[TheBelly]

live chickens. that is all.

[ray1970]

I wouldn't recommend this if you share a bathroom, but an "upper decker" is always a nasty prank to play on someone.

[TheBelly]

I wouldn't recommend this if you share a bathroom, but an "upper decker" is always a nasty prank to play on someone.

goodness.... you heathen!

[sneakerd]

Ray is evil- just frikken evil.

[Wulf202]

zip ties, pipe, caps and a ball bearing. Place it on the frame of their car, either inline or perpendicular. when they accelerate/brake or turn respectively they hear "clunk"

Zip tie on the drive line. THUMP THUMP THUMP as they accelerate.

I did one at work where we had a STACK of wireless door bells, i set them to the same channel and hid them all over the office, kept the clicker in my pocket.

Sticky mouse traps, just put them on the floor when you know they'll walk by, it's hell getting them off.

[Rooskibar03]

Pull base of an office chair. Drain a can of tuna and dump tuna into the base. Reattach base. The more chairs in the office the better.

Of course this will only be funny if you don't share an office with the person.

[ray1970]

I've only scratched the surface. [Evil]

[ray1970]

Pull base of an office chair. Drain a can of tuna and dump tuna into the base. Reattach base. The more chairs in the office the better.

Of course this will only be funny if you don't share an office with the person.

Or crack open a can of sardines and put it under the seat in their car.

[freqlord]

Pop can, string, tie to drive shaft. Clack clack clack!

[ray1970]

I like to just zip tie a large, heavy nut to the driveshaft. No noise. Just a wicked vibration that gets worse the faster you go.

[TheBelly]

butter the tile floor.

[Great-Kazoo]

Borrow their car, hold up a liquor store then bring the car back. Everything else is just kid shit. Don't forget to leave a few dollars on the floor mat or between the seats. never do it 1/2 ass.

[TheBelly]

mentos. diet coke.

superior.

[TheBelly]

put their car for sale on craigslist.

[ray1970]

put their car for sale on craigslist.

Now, that's just mean.

[vossman]

Nice,

[TheBelly]

Now, that's just mean.

no half-assing, Ray....

[freqlord]

Done this and put my old army buddy on the men for men section on Craigslist... With hisnumber


put their car for sale on craigslist.

[TheBelly]

Done this and put my old army buddy on the men for men section on Craigslist... With hisnumber

[montgomery burns voice] EXCELLENT! [/montgomery burns voice]

[SAnd]

Send a dozen roses to some guys girlfriend / wife with a card that says 'I'm sorry. I'll never do it again'.

[freqlord]

And just put shaving cream on the bathroom door knob to the same roommate, and he still doesn't suspect a thing

[TheBelly]

change the settings and alarms on his phone.

set an alarm but do it on his calendar.

[mtnhack]

I had a friend rub shit on my bedroom door... I banged his girlfriend for revenge.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

change the settings and alarms on his phone.

set an alarm but do it on his calendar.

Change the last digit of several phone numbers in their cellphone...

[Irving]

Bang their girlfriends.

Or order and Annoy-o-tron from Thinkgeek.

[TheBelly]

I had a friend rub shit on my bedroom door... I banged his girlfriend for revenge.


that's just mean! I mean, it's poop, fer cryin out loud!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Order several tons of 3-4" river rock and request it be delivered in your targets drive way.

[Ah Pook]

live chickens. that is all.
Dead chickens. That is all.

[TheBelly]

Dead chickens. That is all.

prank 'em..... don't feed 'em.

[Dryfli]

I had a coworker send me the following texts from text now (anonymous )
(1/2) Happy St. Patrick's Day! Thank a Leprechaun or an Irish Catholic for our wonderful President -
Democratic Information Center


-Sent

On this beautiful Sunday, praise Jesus for Barack Obama and the new pope Francis - Democratic Information Center
-Sent free from TextNow.com


(1/2) Which issue do you want to fight for today: Gun Control or Immigration Reform? Vote Now! - Democratic Information Center


-Sent

needless to say I was pissed off, sent back some nasty replies like " I'll donate my foot to your ass" called att to have the number blocked. After 3 day I got a text saying do you have a coworker prancing you? We both got a good laugh

[TheBelly]

unscrew shower head. red kool aid powder. re-attach shower head.

[TheBelly]

wood board in pillow case.

[TheBelly]

small trash can filled with water, tilted and leaning against his door. this only works if his door opens inwards.

this will actually piss someone off, not just be annoying.

[Scanker19]

I once glued a picture of a girl pounding a guy I found in a hustler in Iraq to my friends wooden wall. He couldn't peel it off.

[brobar]

If you have access to someone's vehicle:

1) Talcum powder in the heating vents... turn heater settings on high w/ the car turned off... when they start the car... POOF!

or 2) For someone's birthday... fill the floorboard and seats full of balloons filled with shaving cream. On top of those... fill the car to the ceiling with balloons filled with air. Tape a birthday card or note on the window with a needle saying "you might need this". Once they get a little over zealous popping the balloons full of air... they'll start popping the balloons filled with the shaving cream.

[Ah Pook]

prank 'em..... don't feed 'em.
A week old dead chicken has a very peculiar fragrance. [Muaha] I doubt anyone will be eating.

[freqlord]

I'm so doing the red koolaid

[TheBelly]

A week old dead chicken has a very peculiar fragrance. [Muaha] I doubt anyone will be eating.

I wouldn't want to wait and store a dead chicken for a week.

[BushMasterBoy]

want to be really evil and do some damage...just vote for Obama

[Half Live]

Man, you guys are evil. :) I'm glad I don't have roommates and mostly work alone.

[The Rat]

One time when my nemesis was TDY, I got in his barracks room and put fish in his vents. He wasn't back for a week.

[jaskuo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PusJXq1iGSI

[encorehunter]

put their car for sale on craigslist.

Slacker. A co-worker went to Florida on a two week vacation and I put his house and new Jeep up for sale for very low prices. After recieving numerous calls, he called and asked me to go by his house and check on it. I sent him the picture of the for sale sign in the front yard and the white shoe polish on his black jeep.

In return, he buried both doors to my house with piles of snow. He didn't realize that my girlfriend was in the house while I was at work. I had to dig her out, and she was not to happy.

[UncleDave]

My old roommate, one of my best friends since we were 10 used to dump cold water on me in he shower. So I waited. One Sunday morning am watching the game and he seeks off to take a shower. So I wait till he is really into his shower, ran the garden hose from outside up the stairs, quietly unlock the door and start arching the water stream over the curtain onto his head. The sounds of his screams make me chuckle to this day!

[Dingo]

My dad told me one about a group of students at MIT who over break, disassembled the teacher's VW Bug and reassembled it in his office. :-)

When I was a CNA at the nursing home, I enlisted the help of one of my patients to freak the nurses out. I attached a sterile catheter bag to her leg and filled it with white cranberry juice. Then we called the nurse in and the pt told her she had symptoms of a uti. When the nurse asked me to drain some of the "urine" in a (clean) container so she could test/look at it, I complied, took the container, and took a hearty gulp. I thought the patient was going to have an asthma attack, she was laughing so hard at the reaction we got. :-)

[TTWHTD]

Post an ad on Craigslist with a photo of a sweet Kool-Aid man suit. Say that it's free to the best "Oooohhh Yeeea" imitation you get in the next 3 days. Leave your buddies phone number.

[TTWHTD]

Cut the bottom out of his favorite cereal, cracker, whatever box. Slowly fill it with flower on the shelf. Wait...

[TTWHTD]

Put a strip plug on a Christmas tree timer under their bed. Plug in and turn on, vacuum cleaner, blender, stereo and strobe light. Set for 3am.

[BPTactical]

Pranks can either be fun and innocent horseplay or they can be a #10 motherfucker for revenge.

Fun:
Antiseize or machinist Dykem paste under car door handle/tool box pulls.
Fill tool box drawers with grease.
Oil between glass and cover of a welding hood.
String of black cats placed near person welding in a confined space(most effective when target has hangover)
Baby powder in shop fans.
Methylene blue in a dark soda(target will piss brilliant electric blue)
Reroute windshield washer hose to under the dash at crotch level.
Rubber snake in toolbox/desk drawer.
Rearrange plug wires.
Tape washers/nuts to driveshaft.
Sign person up for every free mailer mailer you can think of.
ArmorAll all plastic seats prior to meeting.
Pour water on cloth covered seats and allow sufficient time for water to absorb into padding.

#10 MFr:
Pull cotter pins out of steering linkage.
Valve grinding compound in oil filler.
Crimp front brake lines partially.(work normal until panic stop)
String small diameter piano wire between nails on ridge beam of house (think BIG guitar in a breeze)
Place explicit ad in Rocky Mountain Oyster/Craigslist.
Loosen 4 of 5 lug nuts.
BB's in aircleaner.
Tampons down gas tank.
Disconnect brake light switch.
Loosen driveshaft carrier bearing/ u bolts.
Replace windshield washer fluid with anti freeze.
Steraline your favorite phrase on the targets lawn(ground will be sterilized for 5+ years)



Disclaimer:
The information provided above is for entertainment purposes only, I have no first hand knowledge of such activities taking place and I am not at liberty to discuss such activities had they occurred.

[freqlord]

Find someone scared of needs. Give self an IV and ask other to put tourniquet on

[fly boy]

take out screws/bolts in desk chair(need to leave a couple barely hanging so chair looks normal). As they sit down, chair falls apart and you get a good laugh

have new personnel at work serch for Pnuematic fluid, k9p, id 10 T forms.

hole punch at work.... empty and place around office, inside cars, on ceiling fans

baby Powder in a hair dryer

Spencers has pen's that give you a nice shock when trying to click out the ink

bake cookies/brownies, in the bottom of the container place a note saying baked with love and exlax.... or, to be evil, actually do it

if their computer's are unlocked, change keyboard settings (under language) to not "qwerty" or change how to turn off caps.

switch a couple buttons on the keyboard that people don't use often. I enjoy O and I, or C and V. Something close, so when they "hunt and peck" they will questions wtf

[clodhopper]

car horn wired to turn signal.

[rondog]

Man, there's some sick, twisted bastards here!

[ANADRILL]

Ok, I will share a couple pranks we pulled. When in HS, this kid who was a punk had it coming. We saw him out shooting basketball at the church, so we drove back to the house, and filled half of an ice cold coke with mineral oil, and went back up to the church. We yelled for him to come over, and said "hey we will give you this ice cold coke we just opened if you let us shoot the ball a few times". He being hot, as it was late May in Louisiana, took our offer and downed the coke on the spot. He then commented on it tasting creamy, like a root beer. Fast forward 1 hour later, we are all at my house swimming, and the kid start farting out of control, he then shits over by the fence. 2 hours later, we are at my cohort's host's family house playing nintendo, and he starts cramping up, and proceeds to hit the mode, where he stayed for the remainder of the night. The next day, it's still on, he goes to school, but has to use the mode, so the kids steal the toilet paper away from him, and he had to call for his mom to come get him.:) heehee

Next, same kid. We come in from a night of high school beer drinking.Drinking age was 18 at the time in La. The French kid, who helped out with the above prank had just turned 18. So we were sloshed and not really thinking of safety. Well we came in late, and the punk kid wanted to stay up longer, so the french kid was like yeah if you snort comet you will stay up for hours... The french kid proceeds to act like he was snorting a line of comet, but was actually blowing it off the table.We didn't use drugs other than alcohol, this was just a prank. The punk kid, was so drunk he thought that the french kid was actually snorting it, so wanted to try it. Well about 5 seconds later, he turned a beat red color, screaming his nose was burning like fire, and was crying like crazy. He claimed his heart was beating 300 beats per minute.....I know it was bad, but as kids you don't think...

[freqlord]

Wow!! Yeah, remind me to never piss any of you off!

[ANADRILL]

Wow!! Yeah, remind me to never piss any of you off!
Care to come over for a beer? muahahaha

[ANADRILL]

Another one, freshman year in college I stole an actual pickup bed full of shredded paper from the math/comp sci department, and dumped it in my next door neighbor's dorm room. He went to unlock his door,but couldn't budge the door. He had go through the suite's bathroom to enter his room. He and his roommate were picking out shredded paper for the entire semester. Never again did they try to screw with us:)

[freqlord]

Care to come over for a beer? muahahaha


I'll bring the brownies!!

[ANADRILL]

Oh that reminds me of another story. This kid whose family was hosting the french kid, was overweight. I had nothing to do with this, but the kids in the neighboorhood made brownies with shit, and gave them to the overweight kid. Sick, but the overweight kid is now a flaming libtard, so I have no sympathy for what happened...

[TheBelly]

Find someone scared of needs. Give self an IV and ask other to put tourniquet on

Quick derail: when I was a young recon PL, my PSG gave me an IV on that vein in my temple. In front of the whole platoon. I. HATE. NEEDLES.

[Rucker61]

I worked in a large office at Boeing, and we used to forward everyone's phone to one guy. The magazine rack at Barnes & Noble is a good place to pick up a bunch of "subscibe now, pay later" cards for that special someone's name and address.

[Ripper]

Marble in gas tank

[rondog]

You guys do know there's a whole series of "Get Even" books by George Hayduke right? Chock-full of all kinds of mean, evil, nasty things like this. I mean, there's some really twisted stuff in them.

Not sophomoric stuff like unplugging a co-workers mouse and installing a wireless one, that YOU have over on YOUR desk. Then watch as his pointer does NOTHING that he wants it to.

Or taping the entrance to his cubicle closed with packing tape, then filling the cubicle full of styrofoam peanuts. Better do that one when the boss is out of town.

[colocowboy01]

If your roommate takes a shower just before going to bed sprinkle powdered sugar in his bed.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

We all got pranked and dry docked today by Hick. Jokes on us.

[Rooskibar03]

Visit the Denver Auto Show and give a friends name, email and phone to a rep from every brand.

[ghettodub]

One of my favs, and easy to do (and sorry if someone already posted; I didn't go through every page):

Open a friend's shower head, or take it off depending on the type, and put a chicken bouillon cube in there, and close it up. By the time it's dissolving well, they should already be in the shower.

[birddog]

One of my favs, and easy to do (and sorry if someone already posted; I didn't go through every page):

Open a friend's shower head, or take it off depending on the type, and put a chicken bouillon cube in there, and close it up. By the time it's dissolving well, they should already be in the shower.

Sugar cube, then they don't know why they get Sticky.

[soldier-of-the-apocalypse]

poop dollar!!!!!!!

[TheBelly]

office pranks are fun.

I changed a d-bag coworker's MS Office Suite (PPT, Outlook, Word, Excel, etc.) so that every time he entered a period, it changed to ". In accordance with the prophesy, " . . . That way whenever he started a new sentence in started with that nifty little phrase. He found out about a week later, which might as well have been a decade.

I also changed his email signature line job title to Pretty Boy. He also didn't figure that one out for about two weeks. He couldn't figure out why all the higher ups kept calling him pretty boy.

[GilpinGuy]

When I was in college we'd do this: get home from the bars stinking drunk. When someone passes out in their room, dump a ton of baby powder at the base of their door and blast it in with a blow dryer. They wake up with themselves and everything in the room totally coated....

I lived with a few chicks for a while. One of them emptied half of the other chicks shampoo out and replaced it with veggie oil. She never found out but did complain about having bad hair days.

Oh yeah...Krazy Glue and locks.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Ever hear of Think Geek .com ?

Go there and get the Annoyatron..... those little fuckers work good. I had our parts guy just about batshit crazy trying to find where those noises were coming from. lmao.