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Someone sent me this joke yesterday, so I thought I would share;
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?"
McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
StagLefty
09-09-2008, 16:21
Regardless of which one ended up being made fun of -that was good !!![Beer]
We mock what we don't understand. If it were reversed you neocons would be up in arms
You mock people you don't understand by labelling them as "neocons". Your tender sensitivities were warned at the door. If you can't take a joke, don't read the thread.
DocMedic
09-09-2008, 18:26
We mock what we don't understand. If it were reversed you neocons would be up in arms
WOW, Epic fail. Learn 2 take a joke.
theGinsue
09-09-2008, 18:29
I thought it was funny and I laughed and would have if it had been turned around the other way.
I laughed because it was a joke - get it?!
HunterCO
09-09-2008, 18:41
[ROFL2] [Beer]
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL1][Beer]
Not that it would have made as much sense. But, Yeah I would have laugh if it was the other way...[Tooth]
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You mock people you don't understand by labelling them as "neocons". Your tender sensitivities were warned at the door. If you can't take a joke, don't read the thread. Why can't socialists take a joke? Because they already gave it away!
[B]Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy: You have two cows. Government taxes force you to sell them in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.
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WillysWagon
09-09-2008, 22:11
That cracked me up [ROFL2]
StagLefty
09-10-2008, 16:07
We mock what we don't understand. If it were reversed you neocons would be up in arms
WTF-Did someone piss in your corn flakes recently ?
BTW
I believe in a free market
Civil Liberties that the Framers put forth
SMALL government
A vote for Obama is contempt for America
Which civil liberties did the Framers put forth?
Which civil liberties did the Framers put forth?
You're kidding right?
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL2][Beer][Beer][Beer][ROFL3][ROFL3]WOW!!!!!!!
Nope.
The thing called the Bill of Rights, but I guess since it's not being used there's little knowledge of it's presents in today's US government.
westy1970
09-11-2008, 09:15
ssf467, I am surprised you have not been banned or run off, yet.
me three!
[Muaha]
contrary to popular belief, we do have some pretty thick skin. you have to work at being banned around here.
The thing called the Bill of Rights, but I guess since it's not being used there's little knowledge of it's presents in today's US government.Wrong. According to the Framers that also wrote the Declaration of Independence;
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
We already have rights. The government does not grant them to us. The 'Bill of Rights' in the Consitution limits the powers of government to interfere with some of those specific rights.
This is also backed up by the 9th Amendment;
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.
Wrong. According to the Framers that also wrote the Declaration of Independence;
We already have rights. The government does not grant them to us. The 'Bill of Rights' in the Consitution limits the powers of government to interfere with some of those specific rights.
This is also backed up by the 9th Amendment;
Put the joint out
HunterCO
09-12-2008, 02:12
Put the joint out
What a compelling rebuttal let me guess you have a major in history, the founding of this country and I have no doubt at this point you have a PHD in constitutional law!
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Greg go easy on him ignorance is bliss.
Sometimes you just have to give people a little rope...
Gman,
I never said the role of government is to grant civil liberties.
Continue to think inside the box.
Framers believed governments job was to protect civil liberties not give them.
Also the fore fathers never mention that the federal government should provide education, health care, housing, retirement & the list goes on and on.
It's a sad state of affairs this country is in.
We continue to allow government to spend like drunken sailors and watch the dollar plummet. The market is over
The bailing out of business by the tax payer only continues to cheapen or dollar.
Mortgage bonds sold to Foreign interest has dismantled our housing structure. We had to bail out Freddy and Annie due to political and economical pressures. This will only make the eventual fall of our markets that much more painful. We get (tax payers) to pick up the tab for trillions of dollars for bad mortgages, that were used to sustained trade with China. Is that fair? Is that what Adams and Jefferson had in mind 4 July 1776?
watch as health care is gobbled up by the people who brought you public housing. You think it's bad now. The airlines will become as Amtrak is. You've already listen to the leftist talk of nationalizing the oil companies. Think it can't happen?
GDP is 75% consumption. How much of that is paid for on credit cards? The average family's consumer debt is: $35,154. This does not include the mortgage. The average family's savings is: $2,558. These are liquid savings only and does not count any retirement accounts or stocks/bonds, etc. This is only money that you could access in less than a day's time if need be.
We can not continue down this road of blissful ignorance.
Gman no doubt you are a Patriot. So shake this country awake and let's get back to the American way of life!
westy1970
09-12-2008, 10:02
Gman,
I never said the role of government is to grant civil liberties.
Continue to think inside the box.
Framers believed governments job was to protect civil liberties not give them.
Also the fore fathers never mention that the federal government should provide education, health care, housing, retirement & the list goes on and on.
It's a sad state of affairs this country is in.
We continue to allow government to spend like drunken sailors and watch the dollar plummet. The market is over
The bailing out of business by the tax payer only continues to cheapen or dollar.
Mortgage bonds sold to Foreign interest has dismantled our housing structure. We had to bail out Freddy and Annie due to political and economical pressures. This will only make the eventual fall of our markets that much more painful. We get (tax payers) to pick up the tab for trillions of dollars for bad mortgages, that were used to sustained trade with China. Is that fair? Is that what Adams and Jefferson had in mind 4 July 1776?
watch as health care is gobbled up by the people who brought you public housing. You think it's bad now. The airlines will become as Amtrak is. You've already listen to the leftist talk of nationalizing the oil companies. Think it can't happen?
GDP is 75% consumption. How much of that is paid for on credit cards? The average family's consumer debt is: $35,154. This does not include the mortgage. The average family's savings is: $2,558. These are liquid savings only and does not count any retirement accounts or stocks/bonds, etc. This is only money that you could access in less than a day's time if need be.
We can not continue down this road of blissful ignorance.
Gman no doubt you are a Patriot. So shake this country awake and let's get back to the American way of life!
You continue to talk like that and you will be labeled a Domestic Terrorist by the new administration.
Not "mine," but relevant... (From 9/11 and many personal heroes I know):
What do Obama and Osama have in common?
They "both" have friends that have bombed/attacked the Pentagon!
[Rant1]
TRUTH!
B2
cleaner72
09-18-2008, 20:26
Little Susie and her Kittens........
Little Suzy had
a box of new born kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had
them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS', next to
them.
Suddenly a big line of big, black cars came up
led by a motorcycle policeman. The cars stopped, and Senator Obama stepped
out from the limo.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have
there in the box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so
small, their eyes are not even open, yet.'
'What kind
of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Democrats' says Little
Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove
away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama
called his campaign manager, and told him about the little girl and the
kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there, and tell everyone about these great
kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy stood on the corner
with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign, and the big
motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC,
NBC, CBS
and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready
as Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now,
don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice
news people what kind of kittens you're giving away
today.'
'Yes sir, 'Suzy said, 'they're REPUBLICAN
kittens.' Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS.' Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But
today, they have their eyes
open.
Sorry just trying to lighten it back up hehe
Yea, get off each other and back on topic.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/Tedwantsthemdead/get-attachmentaspx.jpghttp://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/Tedwantsthemdead/obamajihad.jpgHey Look is that your avatar over the white house? [ROFL1]
McCain will vote to have your 401Ks legally stolen from you and to give the treasury dept to the Federal reserve. The market will calm for a time, the inflation will kick in and your standard of living will begin to wain. The middle class will be a thing of the past.
So laugh and point, but please just look a little deeper than Fox news. Apply how the US is printing money for the bail outs and what it will do to the value of your money.
Just for shits and giggles:
This morning brings some bad news for the U.S. economy: China is going shift some of its foreign exchange reserves out of U.S. dollars and into either the Euro or the Yen. China currently holds more than $800 billion U.S. dollars; dumping even a fraction of those dollar is going to cause ripples in the U.S. economy -- the dollar is going to fall, interest rates will rise and the housing market bubble could collapse.
BTW my avatar means Infidel or non believer.. But I'm more worried about my corrupted government than Islam right now.
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Mating call
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> Two Red Indians and a Democrat were walking
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> All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a
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> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into
> the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
> He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
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> Indian what it was all about,.
> 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
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> mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
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> If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
> squaw in there waiting for us.
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> The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and
> hollered,
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> As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
> opening, he was thinking,
> 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
> bigger than those the Indians found.
> There must be some really big, fine women in this
> cave!'
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> all his might
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> he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
> WOOOOOOOOO!'
> With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he
> raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
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