View Full Version : Hey chucklehead...
Please tell me that this is not one of you. If it is you're a fuck stick and you make the rest of us gun owners look like tool bags. (The fat fuck in the boonie)
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Kinda looks like your avatar.
dwalker460
03-24-2013, 19:16
Guessing there is a story here.... Who has popcorn?
Troublco
03-24-2013, 19:23
Right here....[Pop]
sabot_round
03-24-2013, 19:29
:confused: [Eek3]
blacklabel
03-24-2013, 19:33
Is that a woman? I'm so confused.
Robby30-06
03-24-2013, 19:42
Where is that? I always call it a Booty Hat which pisses my enlisted nephew off.
GilpinGuy
03-24-2013, 20:00
Did he fart in church or something?
HEY....I'm just self conscious about my bald spot...[ROFL1]
I thought that's was a monkey sitting on the shoulder of the guy in the foreground.
islandermyk
03-24-2013, 20:18
Did he have a pony?
[Coffee]
We need some context. Local 'alternative' bar? Grass roots gun rally? Coffee shop. He may be fashion challenged and not even into guns. I got a hat like that for fishing. And boy do I pull it off.
Sharpienads
03-24-2013, 20:23
So whadhe do?
dwalker460
03-24-2013, 20:25
So whadhe do?
What he said!
This picture is useless without a thread!
netsecsys
03-24-2013, 20:29
You couldn't take your issue up with the individual instead of here?
jerrymrc
03-24-2013, 20:30
Last time my hair was almost as long but that was the 70's The only boonie hat I have now is in Rhodie camo but I have worn them before. [Flower]24469
Last time my hair was almost as long as that was the 70's The only boonie hat I have now is in Rhodie camo but I have wore them before. [Flower]24469
OMG, a rifle around those children. You heathen!!!!
I was just having a good time at the bar when this guy with a camera propositioned me for manly time. I got pissed. I didn't know it was you
I'd like to know what this guy did before insulting his appearance. In the interim, I will be preparing insults provided he scores high enough on the doucheometer.
baglock1
03-24-2013, 21:02
Wait a minute, are you implying that the act of wearing a boonie hat is the offending issue? Was he OC? I don't understand the problem.
Really, it seems like elitist, judgmental assholes make gun owners look way worse, but whatever.
patrick0685
03-24-2013, 21:09
i also want to know what he did?
Time for a little more story.
Singlestack
03-24-2013, 21:17
crickets??
spqrzilla
03-24-2013, 21:18
Gee, so I need a haircut ...
At least he can grow hair.
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TriggerHappy
03-24-2013, 21:44
It was at Twin Peaks. The guy kept talking loudly abou how we couldn't loose our second amendment rights to a group of drunk kids. when I say "drunk kids", they were stumbling drunk and looked like they were 12. He had a second amendment shirt on. Yelling "patriot" for evey shot he took. Blabbering on about all his guns and how he had 1000 rounds of .40 at home. He was just a BIG d-bag.
TriggerHappy
03-24-2013, 21:45
He didnt make us look good.
Sounds like a liberal plant trying to stir the pot.
Wait...someone was acting like a dumbass...
AT
A
BAR??!!
JMBD2112
03-24-2013, 22:23
It was at Twin Peaks. The guy kept talking loudly abou how we couldn't loose our second amendment rights to a group of drunk kids. when I say "drunk kids", they were stumbling drunk and looked like they were 12. He had a second amendment shirt on. Yelling "patriot" for evey shot he took. Blabbering on about all his guns and how he had 1000 rounds of .40 at home. He was just a BIG d-bag.
When was this? I was just there Friday night for one of my best bud's birthday. AND no it's not me.
Teufelhund
03-24-2013, 22:24
Just because some idiot happens to enjoy the same rights as you and I does not mean he represents you or I.
I don't feel my liberty is in more or less jeopardy depending on how someone else happens to behave/dress/speak. Don't hurt anyone - otherwise do whatever comes to mind.
But then, I don't accept the premise that my liberty can be revoked if I don't play nice, nor cringe in fear when some public servant threatens to exercise power he/she does not possess. So maybe it's me who's strange.
Great-Kazoo
03-24-2013, 23:28
HOLY SHIT I HAVEN'T HEARD CHUCKLE HEAD SINCE my grandfather passed some 35 years ago.[Beer]
Jake pretty much summed it up. The group he was with was a bunch of little dipshits.
There is a right way and a wrong way to voice your opinion about your 2A, being obviously drunk and bragging that you have ammo and guns is NOT the right way imho. He does not represent you or I, but sadly in the face of the general public, we are all the same. I'm pretty sure this guy is a SSDG if we had cared to engage him, or at least a former operator.
The conversations at the table are the ones that predicate the fears that all gun owners are trigger happy nut jobs.
Oh.. he also had enough food stashed for 50 years? Which given his size I'm guessing would have taken at least a basketball gymnasium to hold.
His 'group' nearly got into a few fights with random people, they were also cut off and asked to leave. He stumbled out of the bar before them, fairly certain as he waddled around the parking lot that he had no idea where he was. Did not see him enter a vehicle, but his table was talking about hitting an old man at the bar at that point so our attentions were elsewhere.
I certainly felt inferior given his vast armory and stockpile of ammunition. [hahhah-no]
GilpinGuy
03-25-2013, 00:09
What a dick.
clublights
03-25-2013, 00:14
Meh .. guy probably owns a hi point with one mag and half a box of ammo ....
alcohol has that effect.
USAFGopherMike
03-25-2013, 03:29
The reason there are condoms?
Byte Stryke
03-25-2013, 03:53
can I have the two minutes back?
So he was drunk was it? We should ban alcohol.
So he was drunk was it? We should ban alcohol.
WHOA there.... the alcohol didn't make him stupid - BAN ALL BAR'S!!! That will solve all our alcohol problems!
/sarcasm
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-25-2013, 06:27
Why didn't you say something to him there, instead of getting on the web in slim hopes he is on this site?
it wasn't me btw, I have an alibi.
Why didn't you say something to him there, instead of getting on the web in slim hopes he is on this site?
it wasn't me btw, I have an alibi.
Yeah...you were at copper rail blabbing about your box of 50 hollow points you bought off the internet! I saw you with your 1st amendment right t shirt on screaming "I say what I want bitches!"
Bailey Guns
03-25-2013, 06:53
I'm safe. I'm a fat fuck fuck stick but I don't have long hair.
Why didn't you say something to him there, instead of getting on the web in slim hopes he is on this site?
it wasn't me btw, I have an alibi.
The level of intoxication at that table would have created one possible outcome. It would not have been good for them, and it would have ruined our night. Sunday fun day
We didn't go there to drink. We didn't drink. We stared at flbp and minded a few gaps.
I was honestly hoping someone here knew the douche so they could bitch slap him when he's sober.
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brokenscout
03-25-2013, 09:07
I'm surprised one of those kids isn't holding one[Coffee]
OMG, a rifle around those children. You heathen!!!!
brokenscout
03-25-2013, 09:11
There should be a sticky for drunken Chuckle heads :)
Twin Peaks - The bar to frequent for heady conversation
Wow... and people said I start some pretty useless threads...
Wow... and people said I start some pretty useless threads...
You have a solid reputation for that! Lately has been much better, but we are all standing by for the next big one!
Twin Peaks - The bar to frequent for heady conversation
Mountains of fun! Usually in pairs!
I'm pretty sure this guy is a SSDG if we had cared to engage him, or at least a former operator.
Has anyone else noticed how 90% of the alleged "former SF" or "former SEAL" dbs you meet lipping off to random people in bars all are well under .mil retirement age with no apparent disability, pale babyface, out of shape, dishwater IQ, and at least 100# overweight?
StagLefty
03-25-2013, 10:11
Has anyone else noticed how 90% of the alleged "former SF" or "former SEAL" dbs you meet lipping off to random people in bars all are well under .mil retirement age with no apparent disability, pale babyface, out of shape, dishwater IQ, and at least 100# overweight?
Hey Hey I resemble that remark [ROFL1]
Wow... and people said I start some pretty useless threads...
Unlike you, this thread does have a purpose. If you can't comprehend it due to a lack of intelligence, well nothing I can do for you there. Shouldn't you be preparing for a new interview somewhere, or preparing to move out of state. Or are you staying now? I'd hate for you to run off and cry to more mods about how mean I am. Perhaps you can thrill us with more stories of your pot head brother; his guns and attempt to gouge prices on the interwebs.
im a fat guy who wears a boonie hat as most of you can confirm :)
Unlike you, this thread does have a purpose. If you can't comprehend it due to a lack of intelligence, well nothing I can do for you there. Shouldn't you be preparing for a new interview somewhere, or preparing to move out of state. Or are you staying now? I'd hate for you to run off and cry to more mods about how mean I am. Perhaps you can thrill us with more stories of your pot head brother; his guns and attempt to gouge prices on the interwebs.
Here I go joking and you resort to personal attacks and insults... real mature, guy. [Shake]
im a fat guy who wears a boonie hat as most of you can confirm :)
Ian had that been you I'd guess you shrunk almost half a foot and put that x3 into your waist line.
And grew some hair. A lot of hair.
Ian had that been you I'd guess you shrunk almost half a foot and put that x3 into your waist line.
And grew some hair. A lot of hair.
Nope my hair is in the process of a tactical retreat to my back.....lol!
FireMoth
03-27-2013, 09:55
Lets clarify, a bit.
Captain chubbo (so pictured) wasnt just stumbling drunk, disgustingly fat, and ignorant. anybody is going to deal with that going into, well, any bar. Add women in short shorts, and they come out of the woodwork like termites in a house fire.
This fat chuckledick was intermixing his incoherent ranting with attempts to molest his waitress, and intermittently calling for armed opposition to government action. In the form of "I will shoot those mother fuckers from like, 300 yards, if they come near my house. i got like food for 50 years and a thousand rounds of ammunition"
Grabbing everyone not fast enough to run away (thankfully, only the drunkest couldnt evade the fucking land barge) and shouting in their faces about how hes got illegal high cap clips, and they cant take em, blah blah blah, etc.
Now, outside of the occasional spirited rant, what i do with the rest of my time is instruct for a fairly well known operation, provide gunsmithing services at a well respected retailer, provide armoring services for a not entirely local sheriffs office, and a myriad of other jobs within the firearms community/industry.
Because of this, it of course behooves me to be politically active. But more so, socially active. We've seen demonstrated that elected officials have no problem ignoring their constituents, so it is my belief, firmly held, that the way to win this fight is by educating and sensitizing strangers to who we are.
We need to undo the demonization not only of guns, but gun owners. And that will happen one smile, one hand shake, one informative and friendly discussion at a time.
The disgusting ass hat in question, in one drunken afternoon, likely turned more people away from us than i have been able to bring around in the last month.
We will all be judged by the worst behavior of the worst person associated with us. From uniformed service, to fast food restaurants, the bad stories spread faster than the good. SO controlling our image is integral to keeping, and regaining our rights. Because its the people on the fence, the indifferent, that will swing it, and there mind can be changed by seeing one bad representation, one loud mouthed drunken fool.
The thing most galling was that by the time we arrived, the offending party was so far gone, pulling him aside to address his behavior would have made for an unpleasant, unproductive, and messy confrontation, making us look worse.
Now, i dont use intoxicants of any sort, but im also an adamant anti prohibitionist. So, disagreeable as I find it, I think that man had a right to be as fat, drunk, and disgusting as he wanted to be.
I just wish he could leave his second amendment t shirt and ignorance home when he decides to do it.
SO, IF YOU ARE OUT THERE, FAT ASS.... SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU AREN'T HELPING.
netsecsys
03-27-2013, 18:40
Wow, you sound like a dick... Do you throw fat people out of your establishment and not serve them?
TriggerHappy
03-27-2013, 18:43
Wow, you sound like a dick... Do you throw fat people out of your establishment and not serve them?
I think you missed the point...
TriggerHappy
03-27-2013, 18:45
I am surprised by some of you that seem to be defending this guy. I am pretty sure most of you were all pretty opposed to the guys that decided to "open carry" thier rifles to Walmart and the mall. Same/same, it makes all of us look like chuckleheads.
netsecsys
03-27-2013, 19:24
I am pretty sure I was not defending the original douche...
USAFGopherMike
03-27-2013, 19:32
Has anyone else noticed how 90% of the alleged "former SF" or "former SEAL" dbs you meet lipping off to random people in bars all are well under .mil retirement age with no apparent disability, pale babyface, out of shape, dishwater IQ, and at least 100# overweight?
those that can't....lie.
I think you missed the point...
I'd say that yes.. yes he did.
I am surprised by some of you that seem to be defending this guy. I am pretty sure most of you were all pretty opposed to the guys that decided to "open carry" thier rifles to Walmart and the mall. Same/same, it makes all of us look like chuckleheads.
I think it's pretty hilarious some of the responses. It's why I have attempted to NOT respond. None of us wanted anything more than to tell the chucklehead to STFU, the situation as Rob pointed out would probably not have gone well from there. But please.. if anyone knows him I'd love to chat with him when he's sober. Hell I'd even buy him a burger
As to if Rob throws out all fat people.. No he does not.
Great-Kazoo
03-27-2013, 20:09
Wow, you sound like a dick... Do you throw fat people out of your establishment and not serve them?
I've thrown DRUNKS of all weight classes out and they knew they weren't getting served.
netsecsys
03-27-2013, 20:21
No doubt the dude was a douche. Thinking pulling the guy aside and explaining that he is really giving the 2nd amendment a bad name and hurting the cause would be more constructive than keyboard commando trashing someone (do not know the guy btw)?
Balls enough to go off on someone and their looks on the internet vs actually making a positive out of a negative..not so heroic for the cause..just sayin
spittoon
03-27-2013, 20:48
Kinda looks like your avatar.
this
No doubt the dude was a douche. Thinking pulling the guy aside and explaining that he is really giving the 2nd amendment a bad name and hurting the cause would be more constructive than keyboard commando trashing someone (do not know the guy btw)?
Balls enough to go off on someone and their looks on the internet vs actually making a positive out of a negative..not so heroic for the cause..just sayin
Perhaps you have missed the three of us there who have stated clearly that it would have escalated beyond a friendly chat. I have no problem telling people to fuck off outside of the Internet.
I will however exercise my ability to avoid violence even though I am more than capable armed or not to defend myself.
Please though tell me how to take a table full of drunk asshats and have a civil conversation.
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FireMoth
03-27-2013, 21:30
Im a dick? Thanks for keeping up.
Its sad that there are people who have latched onto, amongst the myriad of adjectives, the fact that the offending party was rather corpulent. I also mentioned that he was a disgusting, handsy, drunken idiot, etc.
If he had been a gym rat meat head, Id have mentioned that as well.
Heres reality: We are visual creatures. EVERYBODY JUDGES ON APPEARANCE. Everyone in that establishment was LOOKING< then shaking their heads in offense at this person. So their appearance, combined with their behavior, served to convey a fairly unfortunate image of gun owners.
Had the offending party been fit, well kempt, and handsome, he probably would have been passed of simply as drunk. Just like you'll hit on the obnoxious drunk HOT girl, but be repulsed by her fat friend
So, I will continue to identify negative, visually apparent traits, because they are relevant to the argument.
If you are self conscious about your level of fitness, or appearance, I suggest you bathe more, and do a lot of 8 count body builders.
Because, honestly, Im a DICK
Great-Kazoo
03-27-2013, 21:50
No doubt the dude was a douche. Thinking pulling the guy aside and explaining that he is really giving the 2nd amendment a bad name and hurting the cause would be more constructive than keyboard commando trashing someone (do not know the guy btw)?
Balls enough to go off on someone and their looks on the internet vs actually making a positive out of a negative..not so heroic for the cause..just sayin
You must drink in bars where the drunks are hipsters or metrosexuals. We've all (well looks like not all of us) have seen drunks pound the shit out of their drinking buddies, let alone some nosy, sweet poly purebread.
Teufelhund
03-27-2013, 21:53
I'm not going to defend nor rebuke the idiot in question for the way he was acting/looking/smelling, because I wasn't there, and honestly I just don't care.
I think one of the worst problems we have in this society is caring too much what other individuals think, how they act, and how it may reflect on us. There will always be people who are perceived as socially unacceptable, and yes, sometimes they will share some of the same views I do. There isn't anything I can do about it, and I just don't think it's my right to make someone behave the way I want them to, just so others don't think poorly of me.
There is nothing anyone can do to take away your rights. A 200 year old piece of paper does not grant your right to think, or to speak, or to defend yourself. If you are alone at the table, and all the rest of us rise up and vote that you cannot think your thoughts, that does not make it so. Your other inalienable rights are exactly that - they cannot be removed from you by anyone or anything; they are inherent to the condition of being human. I think this is the message more worthy of spreading, and not whether or not everyone should act a certain way, in hopes that you may be allowed to keep something which cannot be taken from you.
theGinsue
03-27-2013, 21:59
Wow, you sound like a dick... Do you throw fat people out of your establishment and not serve them?
No he does not.
I can personally testify that this is a true statement. Rob's #1 GI, GTG in my book.
I will however exercise my ability to avoid violence even though I am more than capable armed or not to defend myself.
BTW, how's your back doing man?
BTW, how's your back doing man?
Much better. Soon as this upcoming trial is done its back to trainig
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brokenscout
03-27-2013, 22:41
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Keyboard%20Commando [Coffee]
FireMoth
03-28-2013, 07:37
Can all of you non keyboard commandos let me know the next time you are going to have a rational discussion with a belligerent inebriate about their behavior?
I want to SEE this shit.
I want to HEAR the cogent arguments. I want to witness the spirited, polite, and respectful debate.
I want to MARVEL at the delicate word interplay, as they simultaneously argue their bill, stating that if the HAD imbibed that many beverages, they would be QUITE DRUNK...
Monkey's post was out of EXASPERATION. This person was WELL beyond any rational approach. To the point where the other drunks around him couldnt get him to focus on a drink.
Due to his ZEAL, and level of intoxication, even you idiots could have figured out it would have quickly developed into a physical confrontation. And as far gone as he was, any of you marys could have taken him, as well.
Congratulations. You just knocked a tubby drunk's dick in the dirt, got thrown out of a restaurant, possibly suffered legal ramifications... and hes going to wake up the next day thinking "gee, i must have fallen"
How exactly would that have been better than simply venting frustrations on an open forum?
Can all of you non keyboard commandos let me know the next time you are going to have a rational discussion with a belligerent inebriate about their behavior?
I want to SEE this shit.
I want to HEAR the cogent arguments. I want to witness the spirited, polite, and respectful debate.
[ROFL1] Having bartended in my past- and seen just how out of control some drunks can get- I would absolutely love to see someone attempt that as well... Quick, where's my popcorn! [LOL]
brokenscout
03-28-2013, 10:03
Lol,
[ROFL1] Having bartended in my past- and seen just how out of control some drunks can get- I would absolutely love to see someone attempt that as well... Quick, where's my popcorn! [LOL]
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