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this guy has been going full bore all week he even opened my sock draw and has amassed a harem of socks in his little cat habitat im down to wearing one dress sock and one ankle sock........curious if any of our other members have experienced this phenomenon?
Bailey Guns
03-25-2013, 10:18
Can't say that's something I'm plagued with at the moment. Or ever.
OK. I give up.
Why would you own a cat in the first place?
Circuits
03-25-2013, 10:19
Til I got him fixed, yeah.
OK. I give up.
Why would you own a cat in the first place?
4 dogs a cat and a turtle :)
Slingshot will fix that
airsoft gun has not corrected it.......yet :D
jackthewall81
03-25-2013, 10:21
No, but I have a hair tie problem and sometimes a marking of territory problem. Never have had the sock problem, or at least not yet.
jackthewall81
03-25-2013, 10:22
OK. I give up.
Why would you own a cat in the first place?
Because cats are AWESOME! And they don't require much attention or time. Dogs are too needy.
GlockDog47
03-25-2013, 10:27
lol what the f@$&.......hahaha
ChunkyMonkey
03-25-2013, 10:28
It happens to mine whenever I am sporting a purple rug.
Great-Kazoo
03-25-2013, 10:28
Admit it. The "loose" socks are only a trap to have them hump it when you're wearing them.
Admit it. The "loose" socks are only a trap to have them hump it when you're wearing them.
hes all teeth and claws.....lmao
TheBelly
03-25-2013, 10:31
I have two awesome stories about cars marking territory. One is called 'Drunk Frank' the other is called 'Kelly's Flowers'
Bailey Guns
03-25-2013, 10:48
I have two awesome stories about cars marking territory. One is called 'Drunk Frank' the other is called 'Kelly's Flowers'
Blog 'em up!
BPTactical
03-25-2013, 10:58
Its just cause your a Pussyfoot.
StagLefty
03-25-2013, 11:01
"feline" jealous ? [ROFL1]
Cut his balls off and that will stop.
BPTactical
03-25-2013, 11:39
Cut his balls off and that will stop.
Good thing your Momma didn't say the same thing when your socks were crunchy.....
StagLefty
03-25-2013, 11:48
Good thing your Momma didn't say the same thing when your socks were crunchy.....
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
Firehaus
03-25-2013, 12:12
Best thread title ever.
ChunkyMonkey
03-25-2013, 12:13
Good thing your Momma didn't say the same thing when your socks were crunchy.....
Lmao.. Personal parental experience is priceless eh bp
My cat opens my drawers and crawls through to the closed ones to sleep. Ever hear a cat try to get out of a drawer at 3am?
Inconel710
03-25-2013, 12:23
We inherited a cat that has this issue. He took a liking to anything fleece - to the point of pulling the clothing off the hook to get his "action". Kicking him, throwing things at him, nothing stopped the behavior. He's already fixed, so that didn't help either. Finally gave it, bought a cheap fleece blanket at Wally World and gave it to him. It's his "woobie" now and I don't touch it. [Puke]
Shootersfab
03-25-2013, 12:41
haha just opened this thread right after i took a bite of chili.... now something is lodged in my nose......[ROFL1]
Thats a problem im glad i dont have! Good luck with that
BPTactical
03-25-2013, 12:56
Lmao.. Personal parental experience is priceless eh bp
That's when you teach the child to do their own laundry.
The best was when my wife found his Penthouse magazine between the mattress and box spring. After I inspected it for content I took a glue stick and stuck all the tasty pages together and put it back where it came from.....
Shootersfab
03-25-2013, 12:59
That's when you teach the child to do their own laundry.
The best was when my wife found his Penthouse magazine between the mattress and box spring. After I inspected it for content I took a glue stick and stuck all the tasty pages together and put it back where it came from.....
Tasty Pages [ROFL1]
Thats Fing Awesome!!!
palepainter
03-25-2013, 13:05
I'm checking my socks now. We have a young 6month old male Norwegian. He is a like a dog. If I see him eying my socks up, I will have to deal with him.
There is a recent study that found that cat owners are more susceptible to being schizophrenics.... I'll try and find it, but it makes purrrfect sense. [LOL]
Katastrophic
03-25-2013, 13:29
Cats are so weird! We have one that does that to the blanket on the couch. He's the only one that uses it anymore. He does his thing, then curls up In it and sleeps. He's been fixed since he was a kitten so I don't know where this behavior comes from.
I can see it now - all of us traumatized owners meeting once a month. [LOL]
"Hello, my name is .........., and I have a horny cat."
Great-Kazoo
03-25-2013, 13:30
Cut his balls off and that will stop.
Only if you do it when they are young . Like spraying they only slow down not stop.
spqrzilla
03-25-2013, 14:07
Wash yer socks ... so that they don't smell like p***y.
Wow....just wow.
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rockhound
03-25-2013, 15:55
Wont help, cat has a foot fetish
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-25-2013, 15:56
It's a nasty ass cat... What do you want?
LOL! It's a dominance behavior. We have two cats, both fixed males and on occasion, one will hump the other. Sometimes he'll hump the couch pillow that the other cat was sleeping on.
Richard K
03-25-2013, 23:20
Just reading the title caused me to spew some perfectly good gin on my keyboard!!!
This is funny. Cats are so weird.
My guess is he likes sloppy seconds. So in other words wash your socks when you are done with them.
Oh and cats are just big squeaky toys for dogs.
Yep our cat does it too and I'm glad to know that ours is not the only one.
He will fuck anything, he doesnt care. Its usually the cloths that we wore that day but not always. He doesnt discriminate he will screw anything.
Citizen_Soldier
03-26-2013, 23:27
This thread made my night.
kinda suprised i didnt see a title change from this thread...lol
for the record that bastard is showing no signs of slowing down!
mackbamf
03-27-2013, 23:50
We don't have that problem with a cat, but our five year old female Golden Retriever keeps dry humping our new three month old male puppy. Makes me feel bad for the poor little guy...
We don't have that problem with a cat, but our five year old female Golden Retriever keeps dry humping our new three month old male puppy. Makes me feel bad for the poor little guy...
I think she is just trying to get the point across that she is the alpha. At least it is better then a cat having its way with your socks [ROFL1]
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