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Holger Danske
03-25-2013, 20:58
on the way to work this morning I stopped and helped a guy catch a horse that had escaped from the barn. The wife said I got a punch for the man card.
What have you done lately to get your man card punched?
sneakerd
03-25-2013, 21:00
Wrecked it with my FWB Friday night. Wrecked it.
TheBelly
03-25-2013, 21:09
Carried a 32" tube tv out of my bedroom down 25 stairs, across the street, up to the neighbors upstairs room and then hooked it up for HIM. He's not old, just one of those touchy-feely type of guys.
lowspeed_highdrag
03-25-2013, 21:09
Went to the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art....
And broke up a sweet hobo fight...
Nope, cant think of anything i did lately, mind is still jumbled from all the chemical smells from my pedicure......................
10mm-man
03-25-2013, 21:14
I have a stack of em in the closet.... Let me dust one off and check!
Holger Danske
03-25-2013, 21:17
Wrecked it with my FWB Friday night. Wrecked it.
What a cliffhanger. Details please.
I have a stack of em in the closet.... Let me dust one off and check!
Not sure he was askng about your inflatable friends [Coffee]
theGinsue
03-25-2013, 21:20
Went to the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art....
And broke up a sweet hobo fight...
He said "man card", not "sissy card".
Nope, cant think of anything i did lately, mind is still jumbled from all the chemical smells from my pedicure......................
And, I repeat myself.
lowspeed_highdrag
03-25-2013, 21:21
He said "man card", not "sissy card".
Very well...
got an invigorating facial and exfoliation....
It was called: the Sports Facial
sneakerd
03-25-2013, 21:21
Let's just say that she said uncle first. That's always a win- especially when you're 10 years older than she is.
DavieD55
03-25-2013, 21:21
Everyday is a punch on the man card for me... I am so damn cool I just can't help it. Dudes fear me and the chicks dig me. lol jk
Dude...I own a motorcycle shop...Every fricken day is a man card day...
Dunecrazzy
03-25-2013, 21:31
Where can I get one of these man cards you talk about? Is it like a King Soppers card.
Dude...I own a motorcycle shop...Every fricken day is a man card day...
Unless you have ever worked on a moped or scooter then we will have to take it back.[ROFL1]
Unless you have ever worked on a moped or scooter then we will have to take it back.[ROFL1]
I wrench on 'em, but I make the shop monkey test ride 'em...[LOL]
hurley842002
03-25-2013, 21:44
2 reps 330 decline bench, for those of you that have met me, I'm not a big guy.
RYAN50BMG
03-25-2013, 21:46
I had to revoke one a while back when two acres of machineguns (SAR show-PHX) and I were kicked to the curb for "The Nutcracker" ballet.
sneakerd
03-25-2013, 21:54
[Weight]It appears to me that hurley may have winner for now. 330 is a lot of weight, especially on a decline.
One time I pulled my brother's hair.
hurley842002
03-25-2013, 22:01
[Weight]It appears to me that hurley may have winner for now. 330 is a lot of weight, especially on a decline.
Ohh I know there are stronger folks than me on here, but thanks for the props, I was excited.
Nice work Hurley! Ill have to throw in my 405 flat bench the other day and 405x10 deep squats tonight not too bad for a 37 yr old weighing 221 lbs.
hurley842002
03-25-2013, 22:07
Nice work Hurley! Ill have to throw in my 405 flat bench the other day and 405x10 deep squats tonight not too bad for a 37 yr old weighing 221 lbs.
Very nice! I'm quite weak on legs at the moment, been neglecting even tho they are the most important group.
Citizen_Soldier
03-25-2013, 22:20
Had two ATF Form 1s signed by my Sheriff today. Don't know if that counts for anything.
I actually hate leg days and cardio but gotta do them I guess
XC700116
03-25-2013, 22:25
Nice work Hurley! Ill have to throw in my 405 flat bench the other day and 405x10 deep squats tonight not too bad for a 37 yr old weighing 221 lbs.
My knees want to explode just reading that, I say double punch on your card. I'm younger than you but still think of 400+ lb squats as something I used to do once and will NEVER do again hahahaha.
buffalobo
03-25-2013, 22:27
No, my wife says I can't have one.[Tooth]
Mine has some bite marks but also a new punch when I looked into the cats eyes as he was humping the sock and took it away from him
Great-Kazoo
03-25-2013, 23:38
Not sure, never felt i had to justify if what ever i did was manly or not.
DavieD55
03-26-2013, 00:07
Not sure, never felt i had to justify if what ever i did was manly or not.
[ROFL2]
Sheeit.... my man card carries ME around to boost it's rep.
My massive neck scar had an itch today.
Chicks dig scars right?
Rebuilt a Tahoe engine. Welded steel window well covers to protect my child. I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
rockhound
03-26-2013, 05:48
Carried a 32" tube tv out of my bedroom down 25 stairs, across the street, up to the neighbors upstairs room and then hooked it up for HIM. He's not old, just one of those touchy-feely type of guys.
so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
rockhound
03-26-2013, 05:51
I finished off another remodeled room in my home. Just put the finishing touches on a suite for my three little girls.
After we built the new shop we turned the existing 3 car tuck under garage into a suite for the girls, they have a 650 sf suite consisting of bedroom a 9x13 walk in closet and a 3/4 bath to share.
10mm-man
03-26-2013, 06:22
Had two ATF Form 1s signed by my Sheriff today. Don't know if that counts for anything.
Actually i think that goes to his man card, in today's climate.....
DavieD55
03-26-2013, 06:36
so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol
10mm-man
03-26-2013, 06:39
That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol
That is what Hickenlooper said about the gay marriage bill .........
Ate boogers out of a dead mans noise and asked for seconds.
Had relations with 154 woman in one single night leaving them ruined from all other men because they know no one else could satisfy them like I did.
Drank a keg by myself.
Lifted a overturned semi to free it's driver and pulled him to safety right before it exploded.
Parachuted into Iran and took care of that pesky nuclear development problem.
Sailed the 7 seas waged war on all pirates and won.
Stood on the sun to get a accurate temperature reading.
Slapped around the O and made him apologize for being a moron and trying to ruin my country.
Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".
Shootersfab
03-26-2013, 06:54
I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...
Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
DavieD55
03-26-2013, 06:55
That is what Hickenlooper said about the gay marriage bill .........
[LOL]
kawiracer14
03-26-2013, 07:33
I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...
Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
Last time I went to IKEA with the ex girlfriend we were there for at least 3 hours and she decided that she didn't want to buy anything. (This is part of the reason she is now an EX girlfriend)
Troublco
03-26-2013, 08:40
I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
"yoke actuator" is NOT the same as "airplane benchrester"....[hahhah-no]
I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...
Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
No leftover parts? OBVIOUSLY you did it wrong...[Coffee]
My massive neck scar had an itch today.
Chicks dig scars right?
I too have a scar on my neck... I hate when my neck muscles tighten up involuntarily and it starts to hurt.
I cleaned my Sig last night while watching Deadwood... that counts, right?
Dunecrazzy
03-26-2013, 12:45
What's this Deadwood? My wife said the tv was broke so we watched The Voice then watched some chick flick. Wasn't bad.
Aloha_Shooter
03-26-2013, 13:12
I don't have a man card anymore, Eric Holder's DoJ said it was a violation of Title IX and Obama passed an Executive Order declaring their possession, display or use to be a hate crime since they're obviously only used to intimidate women and metrosexuals so I took it down to the range and shredded it with the 1911.
BushMasterBoy
03-26-2013, 13:18
I watched all 9 episodes of season 1 "American Guns" on a free tv website. I know there is 10 but it would not load. No commercials and I ate ice cream while staring at the CNC machine...I think of all the 80% lowers I could do and drool...fake bewbs were good too.
I helped someone search for their lost huskey all weekend. Trekked through fields in snowshoes, following his paw prints all over the place. The huskey was finally found last night. He was "lost at sea" for about 11 days.
TheBelly
03-26-2013, 13:35
so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
He refused to do any lifting. I carried the tv upstairs for him.
Why you fantasizing about two dudes, sicko?
TheBelly
03-26-2013, 13:37
That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol
You and Rockhound are very disturbing, so you're probably deserving of each other.
What's this Deadwood? My wife said the tv was broke so we watched The Voice then watched some chick flick. Wasn't bad.
Deadwood is an HBO tv show that was on a few years ago starring Timothy Olyphant and Ian McShane about Deadwood, ND near the end of the 1800's. Really good show, lot's of language though, they use Cocksucker about 1,000,000 times an episode.
I watched the Voice too... but figured that would hinder my manliness if I mentioned that around some of these walking masses of testosterone... [Coffee] Don't hate me, I think Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are the shit!
HoneyBadger
03-26-2013, 14:59
I installed a whole-house humidifier on my furnace all by myself last Saturday. Had to reroute the hot water heater vent and get creative with the wiring since the directions in my home install kit were for a different model. [Weight]
wctriumph
03-26-2013, 15:09
Got up at 2:30 AM this morning to drive my daughter to DIA so she didn't have to ride the shuttle down. Made the wife go with too.
Got up at 2:30 AM this morning to drive my daughter to DIA so she didn't have to ride the shuttle down. Made the wife go with too.
Oh part of that "we all suffer together" kinda thing? I like your style! [LOL]Good for you in not making the daughter ride the shuttle... those things are no fun.
wctriumph
03-26-2013, 15:25
Oh part of that "we all suffer together" kinda thing? I like your style! [LOL]Good for you in not making the daughter ride the shuttle... those things are no fun.
Yeah, but I bought breakfast for my wife when we got back up north to say thanks for keeping me company.
gnihcraes
03-26-2013, 22:22
All done with my Dad, working on building/making a new archery takedown longbow. More about working with my Dad than actually making the bow.
No other man card stuff I can think of at the moment.
NightCat
03-26-2013, 22:25
...It was last week, but still counts...
On my way home from work, saw a lady broke own on the side of the road with her hood up...
Pulled over, helped her push it up into the gas station 100ft or so from her...
Amazing how in a 'nice' part of town people just drive by smile and honk but no one stops to help...
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2013, 22:26
Trained Jiu jitsu and Muay Thai.
Great-Kazoo
03-26-2013, 22:28
Deadwood is an HBO tv show that was on a few years ago starring Timothy Olyphant and Ian McShane about Deadwood, ND near the end of the 1800's. Really good show, lot's of language though, they use Cocksucker about 1,000,000 times an episode.
I watched the Voice too... but figured that would hinder my manliness if I mentioned that around some of these walking masses of testosterone... [Coffee] Don't hate me, I think Adam Levine and Blake Shelton are the shit!
Hey you fuking cocksucker DEADWOOD IS IN SOUTH DAKOTA. no wonder you haven't moved you, You can't make it out of off 85 with out getting lost! cocksucker swearingen cocksucker. ALRIGHT LEE tend your hogs.
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2013, 22:31
Damn Jim you ok?
jhood001
03-26-2013, 22:36
Oh part of that "we all suffer together" kinda thing? I like your style! [LOL]Good for you in not making the daughter ride the shuttle... those things are no fun.
Ronin has experience riding the shuttle. I believe it is safe to assume that Ronin still may ride the shuttle and may have been riding it on that particular morning.
You did your daughter a great service by driving her.
Man card star issued.
[ROFL1]
cfortune
03-26-2013, 22:37
Damn Jim you ok?
lol
Didn't know you trained Muay Thai. Just push kick me in the stomach or chest next time I miss one of your txt messages.
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2013, 22:40
lol
Didn't know you trained Muay Thai. Just push kick me in the stomach or chest next time I miss one of your txt messages.
Haha no can do. Speaking of mixed texts I haven't placed that order yet, but if you run out until then text me. I'll hook you up.
Great-Kazoo
03-26-2013, 22:40
Damn Jim you ok?
Just fine. Deadwood North Dakota[ROFL3]
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2013, 22:43
Just fine. Deadwood North Dakota[ROFL3]
Thats just west of Stirgus right?
cfortune
03-26-2013, 22:45
Haha no can do. Speaking of mixed texts I haven't placed that order yet, but if you run out until then text me. I'll hook you up.
I'm good for now man. Thanks though. You get your dies straightened out?
hghclsswhitetrsh
03-26-2013, 22:46
I'm good for now man. Thanks though. You get your dies straightened out?
Yes sir. If you get a case stuck let me know!
BPTactical
03-26-2013, 22:48
Ronin is full of shit. The only "Deadwood" he has seen was on his chin, right above the "Deadnuts".
I had two punches taken on my man card tonight. I watched "The Voice" 2 nights in a row.
Screw it, mind schtoinking Shakira is worth it. That lil dish would make change if you flicked a quarter off her ass........
Just kidding Rony, it was too good a chance to let slide..........
cfortune
03-26-2013, 22:52
Ronin is full of shit. The only "Deadwood" he has seen was on his chin, right above the "Deadnuts".
I had two punches taken on my man card tonight. I watched "The Voice" 2 nights in a row.
Screw it, mind schtoinking Shakira is worth it. That lil dish would make change if you flicked a quarter off her ass........
Just kidding Rony, it was too good a chance to let slide..........
bahahahahahahahaha
jhood001
03-27-2013, 00:45
I had two punches taken on my man card tonight. I watched "The Voice" 2 nights in a row.
Screw it, mind schtoinking Shakira is worth it. That lil dish would make change if you flicked a quarter off her ass........
The hips don't lie.
TheBelly
03-27-2013, 06:12
Deadwood, ND
get a globe!
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