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I almost fell outta my chair laughing at this.
“Colorado has a heart and soul like no other state,” Hickenlooper said. “We launched the Making Colorado initiative to create and market a stronger Colorado brand. Together, we will define what Colorado stands for and how to convey that to the world to help ensure our communities, culture and environment are strong and vibrant for decades to come.”
Let the full democrat assault begin. Push gun companies out, promote the democrat utopia idea to get more to move here. How many other red states are going to laugh at us over this? :(
http://kdvr.com/2013/04/02/your-ideas-wanted-as-major-marketing-effort-launched-to-showcase-colorado/
Big Wall
04-02-2013, 16:50
Nothin' like pot tourism to push the Colorado brand.
Yo family come to Colirodfornia for my gay wedding and we can do some serious shit.
Revolution is in the air.
They want the homo pothead hipster Libtards to feel safer by chasing all the LAW ABIDING gun owners out of the state. Soon, they''ll be moving here from NY, IL, and CA. Then they'll find out that the bad guys still have guns . . . and the Denver Post is willfully failing to report violent crimes out of fear of discouraging potential residents and tourists.
nikolatesla19
04-02-2013, 18:51
I shall go punch strollers. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Great-Kazoo
04-02-2013, 18:53
They want the homo pothead hipster Libtards to feel safer by chasing all the LAW ABIDING gun owners out of the state. Soon, they''ll be moving here from NY, IL, and CA. Then they'll find out that the bad guys still have guns . . . and the Denver Post is willfully failing to report violent crimes out of fear of discouraging potential residents and tourists.
SOON? How the hell do you think we ended up in this fuked up situation?
Jeffrey Lebowski
04-02-2013, 19:18
Indeed.
Kraven251
04-02-2013, 19:20
I need to find work in WY or maybe Utah ...I'm here until 2014, and just maybe we can get the state back.
T.rexford
04-02-2013, 19:35
2014 is what will choose if me and my business stays in state or not. Market Colorado is probably meant to target innovative people, but from someone already here, I see looters all around me.
Dunecrazzy
04-02-2013, 19:46
Best to start a scooter store and blend in downtown.
Best to start a scooter store and blend in downtown.
Or a pot shop.
BushMasterBoy
04-02-2013, 21:24
puff ...puff...cough...whut?
BPTactical
04-02-2013, 22:30
"Come to Colorful Colorado, suck a bong, suck a dick and fuck a gun owner"
"Come to Colorful Colorado, suck a bong, suck a dick and fuck a gun owner"
I think that might just fit on the signs by the borders. [ROFL3]
BPTactical
04-02-2013, 23:00
I think that might just fit on the signs by the borders. [ROFL3]
I work in the same complex where they make all the highway signs........hmmm.
I work in the same complex where they make all the highway signs........hmmm.
That would be more awesome than shitting in your boss's filing cabinet when you quit.
ChuckNorris
04-03-2013, 08:09
"Come to Colorful Colorado, suck a bong, suck a dick and fuck a gun owner"
That's it! Perfect! I wouldn't change a thing!
colorider
04-03-2013, 18:33
I have a vinyl cutter. Stickers anyone ?
That would be more awesome than shitting in your boss's filing cabinet when you quit.
+1
centrarchidae
04-04-2013, 21:24
Colorado - Just like the sh##pit you left behind, only without air!
"Come to Colorful Colorado, suck a bong, suck a dick and fuck a gun owner"
May just be my new sig! With appropriate credit to you of course.
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