going throught the big V and I don't mean Vegas

[buckshotbarlow]

OUCH, got frozen peas on each side of the sack...damn junk hurts, need more drugs! [Bang][Bang][Bang]

[HoneyBadger]

No one to blame but yourself! [LOL]

[henpecked]

cheetos and a movie?

[Musashi]

HAHAHA but seriously chill out on the sofa with your "sacks of peas" and don't move an inch. That whole vertical thing is overrated!

[henpecked]

April 15th will be 25 years and I remember it like it was yesterday..........
ouch

[Ah Pook]

Just keep a frozen sack on the sack. Sparky will be up and ready for action in about a month.


Ask me why I always carry a flashlight with me for any medical procedure.

[Tim K]

There are times when not being able to have children and being forced to adopt is a drag. This is not one of them!

[henpecked]

Making him laugh will only make him hurt.........that stuff is connected to everything

[Rucker61]

Peas and Vicodin, I remember that weekend well. Wait, no I don't.

[lllRorlll]

please stop talking about this, cause i cant stop reading it... and im puckered up something feirce

[hatidua]

If I had it to do over, I'd have had it done decades earlier - oh, and good tequila works far better than prescription pain killers in this instance. The whole endeavor wasn't nearly as bad as I had expected, not even close.

[Musashi]

SNIP SNIP

[henpecked]

You know I went down and bought 2 big prunes and put them in a glass jar of alcohol for my buddy a few years ago when he did the big V. Put them in a box for his wife and told her that in this box was work he needed to get done. She opened it and was laughing so hard it got him laughing which hurt real bad.
And thats what good friends do for one another................whats your address?


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[Blockhead]

Had it done two weeks ago. Still recovering. All the guys I know who said I would be at 100% in a couple days were either superhuman or liars. Support, support, support!

[Inspector Fowler]

A lot of it depends on your doctor, I think. Some of my coworkers had horror stories, but for mine I didn't need anything stronger than ibuprofen. My doc didn't stitch it, less chance of infection, I guess.

I'm not gonna lie and say it didn't hurt, 'cause trust me, I'd complain if it was really bad, but honestly, it was not too tough for me.

[10mm-man]

Thought about that; I feel sorry for dogs who get taken to the chopping block, couldn't imagine doing it to my self willingly!

[sellersm]

There are times when not being able to have children and being forced to adopt is a drag. This is not one of them!

I thought that once. Then a 'miracle' happened and our 2nd daughter was born! Then I had the snippity-snippity, just to make sure. Oh, you'll recover. take the sympathy (and the good-natured ribbing).

[davsel]

Oh the memories.

Had it done years ago at Ft Carson. Doc cauterized the tubes and the smell about made me puke. After the doc left, I asked the unfortunate tech how he could stand that smell. He said, "Makes me hungry." I seized up and asked why. Said, "My momma used to burn the feathers off chickens. Smells the same."

You'll find that they are tied off somewhere in your chest. They tell you you'll be fine in a month, but I did not stop feeling a tug now and then for about 6 months. Riding the Harley over bumps was the absolute worst; you can feel them yanking on your throat.

Get a six pack, open one to drink, and put the next one between your legs. keep cycling through until the pain goes away.

Good Luck!

[buckshotbarlow]

well...instead of watching a movie, i got 300 out of 5k 223 brass primed. hoping i can get it all done so i can run it through the loader faster on tues or weds...

[twitchyfinger]

How about introducing a bill making it mandatory if you vote Democrat?

[buckshotbarlow]

please stop talking about this, cause i cant stop reading it... and im puckered up something feirce

read this one to my wife...she almost pissed herself.

[henpecked]

You really should be on the couch with your feet up for the first 24 hours.
You will heal quicker ...........Ill save the "grape nuts" jokes for monday

[buckshotbarlow]

ok, need to get a poll going on tequila or beer or both...recommendations? I have a 12pack of fresh stella's, and wife is picking up the vicadin. I'm thinking a stella on each funonion, and a cool margarita to wash the pain down with some good tequila.

[spittoon]

Oh the memories.
Get a six pack, open one to drink, and put the next one between your legs. keep cycling through until the pain goes away.

Good Luck!

^^^^ This^^^^ Great idea,,,,,,, I remember the GREAT SNIP SNIP I mean how can i forget

[OneGuy67]

I will NEVER, NEVER get neutered!

[spittoon]

I will NEVER, NEVER get neutered!

That is what we all thought ,until it happened

[davsel]

ok, need to get a poll going on tequila or beer or both...recommendations? I have a 12pack of fresh stella's, and wife is picking up the vicadin. I'm thinking a stella on each funonion, and a cool margarita to wash the pain down with some good tequila.


My personal favorite, and not very expensive - smooth with a black pepper aftertaste:
http://www.pocotequila.com/graphics/pics-reposado/hussongs.jpg

[buckshotbarlow]

I will NEVER, NEVER get neutered!

you would if your wife had a thyroid disorder and can't take bc pills anymore because it makes her a raging lunatic..

[hatidua]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/hatidua/Don-Julio-1942-Tequila-Antildeejo_zps71ba5e43.jpg

[BPTactical]

I never realized Vaginitis was so painful.[Muaha]



Seriously, ice em and keep off your feet as much as possible.

[OneGuy67]

That is what we all thought ,until it happened

NEVER SIR!!!


you would if your wife had a thyroid disorder and can't take bc pills anymore because it makes her a raging lunatic..

My wife can't take the BC pills either; she uses the IUD. Been great for us for the 10 years she used it. She hasn't been on anything for awhile as she is doing her watermelon swallowing impression currently (she's preggo).

[buckshotbarlow]

another 200 pieces of brass primed...

[spyder]

LOL, I had mine done on Halloween, my Doc was dressed up like a pirate, even had a parrot on his shoulder. This will be an odd question... Did yours pull the tubes through your hips?

Oh, and I went fishing the next day. I figured I could relax by a lake with frozen stuff on my junk... I fell down a hill though trying to get to the lake. New stitches...

I was up and running in a week though... You guys make it sound like a horror story.

[Ah Pook]

you would if your wife had a thyroid disorder and can't take bc pills anymore because it makes her a raging lunatic..
You fell for that excuse? [facepalm] [LOL]

[buckshotbarlow]

My doc was in his 40's, good guy...talked about work while i felt my sack getting rearranged. Damn nurse made mr one eye cower in fear though...She put the grounding pad on and i went into shock, damn thing must of been about 10 below zero, and mr one eye disappeared. My junk has not been handled that rough since college...

[henpecked]

Your wife bake you a cake?


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[buckshotbarlow]

damn lost a primer to the couch monster...wife is on her way to get one of the two types of tequila mentioned...and the drugs...I'm ye with the nutts are no longer numb!

[buckshotbarlow]

Your wife bake you a cake?


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you are not helping....numbness has just left the building with me LMAO! OUCH!

[henpecked]

Your welcome

[buckshotbarlow]

You fell for that excuse? [facepalm] [LOL]
Dude, the female gets nutts when her meds are off, and yes, she does has access to scissors...I'd rather have a doc do it then her! She's a fucking mess when the meds are even 1/10000000th off. I'm hoping this helps our marriage also!

[buckshotbarlow]

total of 725 primed so far...on track for getting all 223 brass primed...sweet

[wyome]

i got to snip my right nut....
was a an awesome procedure , highly recommend it!

peas are over rated...CORN is where it's at!

[buckshotbarlow]

right now it looks like a vegie salad on my junk

[losttrail]

It's all Bush's fault.

[Ah Pook]

right now it looks like a vegie salad on my junk
TMI


It's all the Bush's fault.
[LOL]

[hatidua]

peas are over rated...CORN is where it's at!

[ROFL2]

[losttrail]

peas are over rated...CORN is where it's at!

Hmm... I'll try this one:

Black Eyed Peas are over rated..... KORN is where it's at.

[buckshotbarlow]

Hmm... I'll try this one:

Black Eyed Peas are over rated..... KORN is where it's at.

Fergie can jump on my junk...blahahahaha

[theGinsue]

Making him laugh will only make him hurt.........that stuff is connected to everything
Don't I know it. I had my snip-job in Oct '92. I told he doctor to read the note in my records about how locals don't work well on me - he ognored it. When I told the doctor I felt him making the incision, he told me I was wrong & was only "feeling the pressure" from what he was doing. Then,... He hit a nerve! Hot pain shot down my legs & thoughout my torso & he could tell I felt it. Tears were pouring out! His reaction? He said "Well, I guess you really don't take to locals." He was much more careful about what he was doing after that - knowing I could feel EVERYTHING.

So, anyone want to drop a Playboy off at Buckshot's place?

[buckshotbarlow]

So, anyone want to drop a Playboy off at Buckshot's place?
redtube and madthumbs are on the block list in the firewall...wife is responsible for 18 out of the 20 required fluid transfers...gotta find another woman for the other 2...

[buckshotbarlow]

damn ginsue, that sucks monkey butt...sorry to bring up a bad memory...

[buckshotbarlow]

So far, the local was the worst part, that needle going into the sack is frig'n awful. THat hurt more than the post procedure (as of right now)...Didn't hurt as bad as dislocating my elbow in a football game at UNO.

[ChuckNorris]

At least you won't chase cars anymore!

[theGinsue]

You'll find that getting up to go to the bathroom is more comfortable if you stay hunched over & walk like a 100 year old man.

[Big Wall]

My wife was in the room for mine. I also had a medical student who was supposed to do one side. Part way thru the procedure, the med student started leaning on my leg harder and harder. The dr asked her if she needed to sit down. She said no and kept pressing harder and harder down on my leg with her hands. Finally she said she was going to have to sit down because she was getting light headed. Needless to say she didn't get to snip anything. I should have asked if my wife could do the cutting, but she would have run around telling everyone that she had cut my nuts off herself.

When I returned to work, there was a missing poster put up in the breakroom with 2 pistacios taped to it, saying to contact me if found.

[Big Wall]

Make sure you are wearing a jock. The support makes a huge difference.

[buckshotbarlow]

2 lessons learned...1, ginsue is right...the vwalk is a pita for anything...second, i got whitey tighties on ( i run boxers ) and my "supporter" from the old college football days...never thought i'd wear that stuff again!

ps, just chamfered another 750 pieces of brass...fingers are wearing thin. Time for some WoT or WoWP

[BPTactical]

At least you won't hump legs anymore!

There, I fixed it for you!

[buckshotbarlow]

There, I fixed it for you! my wife agrees with you...

[wagzs]

hey u were supposed to get that done 2 weekends ago when March Madness first kicked off [facepalm]

[Tinelement]

I'll be there soon my friend.......

[losttrail]

No cutting tools allowed below my naval or above my knees. End of story.

[buckshotbarlow]

I'll be there soon my friend.......

bring a set of headphones, and stock up on corn...

[buckshotbarlow]

hey u were supposed to get that done 2 weekends ago when March Madness first kicked off [facepalm]

i hate basketball, so it wasn't based off of bball...more of a timing thing w/spring break...

[buckshotbarlow]

another lesson learned, capt'n morgan can replace tequila...

[buckshotbarlow]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/vasectomy-vasectomy-birth-control-snipsnip-demotivational-posters-1302045011.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/birth-control-apr-6-birth-control-you-ll-put-your-eye-out-ki-demotivational-poster-1270578219.jpg

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/crowd-control-april-calendar-2010-birthcontrol-family-planni-demotivational-poster-1270603230.jpg

[20X11]

Well...when I had mine done, infection set in...nutsack swelled up the size of a cantaloupe. Had to crawl on my hands and knees to hit the head for 5 full days. Was off work for a total of 10 days. I told myself...NEVER AGAIN.

[Ah Pook]

http://www.laughness.com/media/images/1/1165385388220.2ba3ba79883efd524c1748273809e3b7.jpg

[R&S]

OUCH, got frozen peas on each side of the sack...damn junk hurts, need more drugs! [Bang][Bang][Bang]

dang

[theGinsue]

No cutting tools allowed below my naval or above my knees. End of story.
Originally, I had that same attitude but was finally guilted into it after repeated getting told by people how it was a simple outpatient "procedure" but for a woman to get a tubal it was considered major surgery. When my wife asked me what finally changed my mind, I told her I came to realize that I could cheat on her without worry of fathering another child. She didn't see the humor in it like I did.

The doctor that did mine told me that he only had 1 person with "post-procedure" problems. Turns out that he was at the same base in Korea almost exactly the same 12 months I was there. In his year there he performed more than 300 vasectomies. One of these was on a Captain who failed to heed the advice to stay down for 3 days after the "procedure" - he went out immediately after the surgery & played 18 holes of golf. The next day he was back @ the hospital with his scrotum swelled up like a basketball. Needless to say, after hearing that story, I stayed down for 3 days except to go to the bathroom.

[R&S]

OUCH, got frozen peas on each side of the sack...damn junk hurts, need more drugs! [Bang][Bang][Bang]

You didn't do this just to get some attention did you? [facepalm]

[Mazin]

cheetos and a movie?

You must be hanging out with ray1970 again ;)


Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".

[buckshotbarlow]

You didn't do this just to get some attention did you? [facepalm]

no i do not need attention mr santa claus, just was drugged and seduced by wife...ahh it'll be ok, it's quick, just think, we don't have to pay 50$ for bc every month...fucking bs...how the hell am i to sleep tonight?

[roberth]

You'll find that getting up to go to the bathroom is more comfortable if you stay hunched over & walk like a 100 year old man.

Can't ya just get a catheter?

[buckshotbarlow]

Can't ya just get a catheter?

damn i wish, the shake is the worse part!

[roberth]

Well hang in there. Enjoy your tequila.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. :)

[roberth]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1337178564709_2776018.png

[bowhunter]

Did mine a few years ago, a week later the stitch broke and the hole reopened bigger while at work. Took forever to heal after that. Take it easy for a couple weeks.

[buckshotbarlow]

Did mine a few years ago, a week later the stitch broke and the hole reopened bigger while at work. Took forever to heal after that. Take it easy for a couple weeks.

good point, advice is taken to heart...don't need another hole in that area...

[R&S]

damn i wish, the shake is the worse part!

shake it more than twice your playing with it. Ho Ho Ho.

Seriously, sorry to hear you're in pain and I hope you get well soon.

[Asha'man]

Can't be too much worse than a Prince Albert. I need to hurry up and make the appointment, although I'm a little worried about being refused since I'm only 28.

[OneGuy67]

I've had two friends get reversals due to wanting/told to want kids with the new (2nd) wife. Both have said that was the most painful thing they've ever experienced. Be sure...be very sure.

[gnihcraes]

$10, 10 minutes, you'll be ok. Bags of peas worked well for me. Wife was forced to watch the procedure, part of their policy to make sure the wife doesn't claim it wasn't done if she's pregnant again. Oh, and a few samples to make sure it's doing the job. (or preventing the job anyway)

Might be different now days?

[buckshotbarlow]

wife couldn't make it through, seeing my hairy ass was enough to send her running to the waiting room. Doc was fast, and good, and yes, the smell of burnt barlowism was rather stinky...Now comes the fun part of nursing my funions back to operational readiness. Wife is terrified of what's going to happen to her after the moratorium of a month! As for a second wife, no way in hell would i ever go through the reversal, i have a friend that did it, same thing second wife...just put me in an induced coma for a month!

[sniper7]

Ill probably do it myself to save the $$$

[buckshotbarlow]

The morning after report...slept ok, had to sleep on my side where the junk couldn't move. Had to take a shit...OMFG, that hurt...FYI...M2C...take the damn pain pill before you pinch one off!

[BPTactical]

Wait till you have to provide a "post procedure" sample. Humiliating.
Mine was fun though, I walk into Kaiser meekly with my little brown bag and go back to the lab. Wouldn't you know, the attendant was the little hotty. I am embarrassed beyond all get out and quietly tell her why I am there. She picks up the phone and fairly loudly tells whoever on the other end that she has a post vasectomy sample and what to do. Ok, I am no longer embarrassed, I'm pissed. She asks me:"Is it fresh, less than an hour"?
I told her: "Yea, its fresh, my old lady just spit it out in the parking lot". The old man and old lady that were there bust out laughing and the little hotty turns red and slinks into the chair.
Good times.

[Asha'man]

BP, what did it cost to have it done at Kaiser?

[BPTactical]

I think it was $50.00 or $100.00, I don't recall the exact number offhand.

[buckshotbarlow]

Obamacare...fk it...made my cost go up 100$. If I would of got it done before the turn of the year 180$....after 2013, 280$

[henpecked]

You need to take it easy again today.............just a friendly reminder.
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[buckshotbarlow]

You need to take it easy again today.............just a friendly reminder.
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Advice noted, and followed. Sending the wife to get me some margarita mix....thank you for the advice!

[Inspector Fowler]

So two of my co-workers have horror stories.

Both of them, a large part of it is because they decided the doctor didn't know what he was talking about, and started working at work/yard/etc again before the doctor said to.

One of them went to a Kaiser place, and from everything he describes, he went to Doctor Nick. "Hi everybody! Now where did I put those safety scissors?"

The doctor I used makes two small incisions rather than one large one. No stitches, so it can heal from the inside out, the way your body likes to heal. You can be darn sure I listened to his instructions, so I could blame him if it all went wrong! I only took the local at the doctor's (they offered me Valium to "calm me down"), and they gave me Tramadol, but I never needed it.

I had it done at the beginning of two days off, and I took two extra days off work, for a total of four days. If you work in something very demanding like construction, you might need to take a whole week off.

I think the two big parts are finding the right doctor, and listening to what he says. One guy's got so infected, that - in his words - the stitches looked like a cockroach trying to climb out of his sack.

[buckshotbarlow]

I work from home so it's no biggy, but the wife is a raving lunatic today because the kids are a mess...she's used her big girl voice twice...Older kid crapped her pants at the neighbors, and younger kid wants to bike riding...

[20X11]

Man up and get on that bicycle so your kid can enjoy himself.

[buckshotbarlow]

Man up and get on that bicycle so your kid can enjoy himself.

watched her scoot around, now back on the ice...

[BPTactical]

Man up and get on that bicycle so your kid can enjoy himself.I am pretty sure he would rather sit around with crapped pants

[spyder]

My wife was in the room for mine.
So was mine, she thought it would be interesting... She watched it all... wasn't all that great with the burning though.......

I've had two friends get reversals due to wanting/told to want kids with the new (2nd) wife. Both have said that was the most painful thing they've ever experienced. Be sure...be very sure.
I would just have a test tube baby at that point.



I think the two big parts are finding the right doctor, and listening to what he says. One guy's got so infected, that - in his words - the stitches looked like a cockroach trying to climb out of his sack.
This is the biggest part of all of it. The guy I went to said he had done something like 700 in his time. I trusted him...

[buckshotbarlow]

Finally...kids are at the neighbors playing, wife is out of the house, dog is outside...i can settle down with my ice packs, and watch some dynamic handgun....got 2k worth of 223 brass primed also!

[buckshotbarlow]

OK, morning wood is just pure awful, felt like I had a couple of 45lb plates attached to each funion by piano wire...just now recovering from the shock. Please keep the the playboy's and other mags away...wife is loving her new found freedom of zero harassment from capt'n stabb'n...

[Hound]

I feel for ya. It does not sound like happy times! And this too shall pass.

[Dingo]

........ And this too shall pass.

But not through the vas deferens....

[buckshotbarlow]

But not through the vas deferens....

ROFLMAO...they no longer are "connected" to the pleasure hub

[Byte Stryke]

Ill probably do it myself to save the $$$

I did Mine...

K-Bar, Fishing line and a Sewing Needle.
Boss yelled because I came back from lunch 4 minutes late...

[theGinsue]

That's funny stuff Byte. Sad thing is, I can imagine you doing that.

[buckshotbarlow]

I did Mine...

K-Bar, Fishing line and a Sewing Needle.
Boss yelled because I came back from lunch 4 minutes late...

is that your nuttz floating off into the great beyond with the vas cut on your avatar?

[JOEO]

Hmm your not making me excited about getting this done. But after this week with two sick kids and a sick wife it doesn't sound so bad.

[buckshotbarlow]

Hmm your not making me excited about getting this done. But after this week with two sick kids and a sick wife it doesn't sound so bad.

i'm actually doing better today, no grumpiness outside of a bad margarita mix that gave me a headache...

[mopar]

I the V done many years ago. The Doc said he couldn't give me any pain killer until he isolated the cords. I remember he groped around my testes til he found the cords, then he brings out this pair of pincer pliars. He tells me your gonna feel a small pinch.
HOLY CRAP !!!!!!!!! THAT WAS NO SMALL PINCH. The best advice he gave me was to stay on the couch a few days and keep ice on the jewels. A good friend of mine had it done the same day,then went drinkin, and dancin the same day. His balls swelled up like grapefruit. Myself, I took it easy and was back in the saddle in a few days. By the way ,sex is better afterwards..... since you don't have to worry about birth control.

[theGinsue]

By the way ,sex is better afterwards..... since you don't have to worry about birth control.
Only after you've totally cleared the piped and verified only blanks are coming out. I knew a fella who fathered a child (with his wife) about two weeks after the big V. He hadn't cleared the pipes or verified the procedure was successful. His wife was PISSED.

[mopar]

Guess I was lucky Thomas, Doc didn't warn me about that!!!

[buckshotbarlow]

<--- OK, which one of you gave me the new name?

[bogie]

I told her: "Yea, its fresh, my old lady just spit it out in the parking lot".

[ROFL2][ROFL3]

[Dingo]

:-)

[BPTactical]

OK, which one of you gave me the new name?

Oh Jeez......Pepsi outta da nose.......

[theGinsue]

<--- OK, which one of you gave me the new name?
Nice.

Who would do such a thing? I'll look into it as soon as I get done helping O.J. find the real killers.

[buckshotbarlow]

Just keep a frozen sack on the sack. Sparky will be up and ready for action in about a month.


Ask me why I always carry a flashlight with me for any medical procedure.


Why do you always carry a flashlight with you for any medical procedure?