Daniel Wood wants a cavity search..

[def90]

This appears to be where people are headed:

''They can give me a cavity search right now and I'd be perfectly happy,'' said Daniel Wood, a video producer from New York City who was waiting for a train.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fbi-see...0885--spt.html (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/fbi-seeks-images-boston-marathon-144230885--spt.html)

[Dave]

And if you thought a prostate exam was invasive, just wait until someone takes their job way too seriously.

[blacklabel]

"Why won't you spread your cheeks??? Do you have something to hide!?"

[zteknik]

With a name like Wood....[fags]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Damn that's where I keep my "high capacity assault clips".

[TFOGGER]

I wonder if he'd mind if I used a size 11 boot to accomplish the search...

[TheGrey]

Frankly, I think he can accomplish this desire through more private sites or adult stores without having to involve the rest of the world. Of course, if he's searching for a freebie...

[roberth]

His first name should be Peter.