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BPTactical
04-18-2013, 07:55
So what did she do, projectile drool and slobber?







I know, shallow and cheap humor but I think the admenstruation's response to yesterdays failure is pathetic and hilarious.

brokenscout
04-18-2013, 08:00
Nothing like laughing in the morning, thanks BP
So what did she do, projectile drool and slobber?







I know, shallow and cheap humor but I think the admenstruation's response to yesterdays failure is pathetic and hilarious.

KestrelBike
04-18-2013, 08:14
"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

ChuckNorris
04-18-2013, 08:15
Yikes!

roberth
04-18-2013, 08:17
Ew.

[ROFL1]

BPTactical
04-18-2013, 08:20
"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

OK, that easily rates an "8" for well played response.
Awesome!

Bailey Guns
04-18-2013, 08:22
Kelly and Giffords can go piss up a rope. Do you think either of them care that you or I might be furious over their continued assaults on our freedoms, rights and way of life?

BPTactical
04-18-2013, 08:36
Kestrel, are you sure you don't write "Romance Novels"?

robertcolorado2009
04-18-2013, 08:46
One word to them: Touche!

Cylinder Head
04-18-2013, 08:51
"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

God my sides.

Didn't Tears Morgan say he'd deport himself if we didn't pass new laws? Where is he going to go? I hear Belize is nice.

KestrelBike
04-18-2013, 08:52
Kestrel, are you sure you don't write "Romance Novels"?

I've written some for GF's who thought I could make a sleazy career out of it.

Skully
04-18-2013, 08:55
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!



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Dingo
04-18-2013, 09:18
I bet she regrouped, strategized, and made the shrewd tactical decision to fill her depends the instant she heard the news.

Drooling bitch. Who better to legislate for the rest of us, than somebody with a massive head injury?

ANADRILL
04-18-2013, 11:40
Would you hit Gabby?

lowbeyond
04-18-2013, 11:45
in the face, with a mace ? yep

she is human filth who wants you dead. so fuck her

Mtn.man
04-18-2013, 11:52
She can only say what they tell her too.

I saw BO doing the P-P dance he was so pissed. And Biden looked like,,, well he looked like, anyway Giffords husband is a dried up nothing and wants to get all the limelight he can. what a douche.

Cylinder Head
04-18-2013, 11:57
HuffPo is a lark right now you guys need to check it out. They are completely fuming. Every article is about the failed amendment and there's basically a footnote about the dead in TX because you guess why.

spqrzilla
04-18-2013, 12:24
I don't feel a need to ridicule Gabby Giffords.

Her clown husband, have at him.

Bailey Guns
04-18-2013, 12:55
I don't feel a need to ridicule Gabby Giffords.

Her clown husband, have at him.

I agree with this. On the other hand, if she's well enough to push an anti-gun agenda she's well enough to take legitimate heat for it, despite what she's suffered at the hands of a deranged person. She, of all people, should be able to recognize why all the laws in the world wouldn't have protected her. She should also know that new laws won't help her or anyone else from becoming victims of the same type of person. She should recognize that now, more than ever, the 2A should stand at the forefront of personal protection against bad guys. And the fact she's working hard to take that away from all of us makes her fair game for legitimate criticism.

Her husband is simply a lying, leftist hypocrite. He deserves nothing but scorn for riding a tragedy to further a personal agenda. It's a shame, too, since he once was an American that could serve as a good role model for others.

You just watch...Kelly will be running for office soon.

patrick0685
04-18-2013, 13:02
God my sides.

Didn't Tears Morgan say he'd deport himself if we didn't pass new laws? Where is he going to go? I hear Belize is nice.

Hey I like Belize dont send him there...some place better like Columbia he could report on the gun crimes there and how effective their gun laws are

robertcolorado2009
04-18-2013, 13:04
About Kelly running for office, I'm somewhat surprised he didn't try to take over/run for her district when she bowed out.

bellavite1
04-18-2013, 13:12
"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

You Sir are my hero!

Ronin13
04-18-2013, 13:33
Hey I like Belize dont send him there...some place better like Columbia he could report on the gun crimes there and how effective their gun laws are
[LOL]Problem fixed right there! I'm pretty sure even the UK would whine if he were to decide to go there... I'd be happy to help the dipshit pack! "There's the door fuckwad! Please let it hit you on the way out!"

BPTactical
04-18-2013, 14:31
Someone said on another forum that Mark Giffords priority needs to be keeping his wife and home and teaching her how to give blowjobs again.

I heartily concur.

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Nah, it would be too sloppy with the way she drools now.

While I do share emotional empathy with those touched by senseless violence and the lost innocent people, I have nothing but contempt for them when they whore themselves out to be used as pawns and props to further this Administrations agenda.

sniper7
04-18-2013, 14:34
Fuck her and mark Kelly....Sometimes I'm really disappointed in the way things ended up...

Jeffrey Lebowski
04-18-2013, 16:35
http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=48798

TEAMRICO
04-18-2013, 16:41
I don't feel a need to ridicule Gabby Giffords.

Her clown husband, have at him.
Well being an ex astronaut I assume he has not been getting any "TANG" lately so he needs something to keep his mind occupied.

Bailey Guns
04-18-2013, 16:48
OK...I'm going to hell for laughing out loud at that picture. I might as well pack my bags.

Cylinder Head
04-18-2013, 16:54
Ditto I think I might need to change my underwear.

bellavite1
04-18-2013, 16:55
To quote Snoop Dog (I cannot believe I am quoting him!):
"Control your Ho"
You hear me Gabby??!!

jhood001
04-18-2013, 16:59
Well being an ex astronaut I assume he has not been getting any "TANG" lately so he needs something to keep his mind occupied.

Brilliant!

jerrymrc
04-18-2013, 17:00
In my best Dr Phil voice I would tell her "But its not about YOOOOOUUUUU" [LOL]

sabot_round
04-18-2013, 20:02
Mark Kelly can go blow goats!! He's a POS!!

buffalobo
04-18-2013, 21:29
Piss on both of them. They chose the path they walk.

theGinsue
04-18-2013, 22:42
When Gabby Giffords sustained that traumatic brain injury it left her qualified to be only 1 thing: a democrat.

BPTactical
04-18-2013, 22:51
When Gabby Giffords sustained that traumatic brain injury it left her qualified to be only 1 thing: a democrat.

I was gonna apologize for even starting this thread but after that Thomas, no way.
Epic.

sniper7
04-18-2013, 23:24
When Gabby Giffords sustained that traumatic brain injury it left her qualified to be only 1 thing: a democrat.


a realllly realllly sllllooooww onnneee.... (drool)

lowspeed_highdrag
04-18-2013, 23:37
When Gabby Giffords sustained that traumatic brain injury it left her qualified to be only 1 thing: a democrat.


"After learning of the news, a lace handkerchief was quickly drawn to stifle tears, mascara became a smeared mess, it was quickly realized that the stress had brought on an early, messy menstruation that white slacks could not hide. As his high heels skittered on the White House garden cobble stones, Gabby Giffords stoically escorted her broken husband Mark Kelly to the bathroom to get him cleaned up."

Yes. [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]

buckshotbarlow
04-19-2013, 06:57
maybe she should turn her frustration to illegal immigration.

Kraven251
04-19-2013, 07:36
OK...I'm going to hell for laughing out loud at that picture. I might as well pack my bags.

Save me a seat.

wreave
04-19-2013, 08:23
Serious question: could Giffords pass a test of mental capacity that would qualify her to own a firearm?

Followup: if not, is she qualified to have her opinion considered by anyone?

If she has the mental capacity, then she's fair game. If she doesn't, she shouldn't be talking in the first place.

Bailey Guns
04-19-2013, 08:42
But if her mental capacity was diminished to that point you couldn't fault her for talking. Kind of a Catch-22.